Ever wanted to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks, but your family just doesn’t understand your artistic vision? Well, fear not my fellow Minecraft enthusiasts, because on our server, not only is building llama statues out of diamond blocks encouraged, it’s practically mandatory!

Join us on this wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Want to create a roller coaster that sends villagers flying into the sky? Go for it! Feel like reenacting the entire plot of Titanic using pigs and boats? We won’t judge (much).

So say goodbye to your family’s boring rules and hello to a world where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftyCreeperWarz

Conflict, CraftyCreeperWarz, Crucial, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, military aggression, military intervention, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia, sanctions, security concerns, territorial integrity, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, united nations, vladimir zelensky, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we are fighting a virtual war against the evil forces of russia! ukrainian president himself said it’s crucial to join NOW before it’s too late! build your own army of pixelated soldiers and defend our virtual land from the invaders! who needs real life when you can save the world in minecraft, amirite? come on, don’t be a noob, join us now and be a hero in the digital battlefield!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Woolly Rhino Frosty Fun

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LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A 32,400-YEAR-OLD WOOLLY RHINO MUMMY CHILLIN’ IN RUSSIA! THIS BAD BOY STILL GOT SKIN AND FUR INTACT, LIKE HE JUST CAME BACK FROM A SPA DAY! PRESERVED IN PERMAFROST FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS, THIS ANCIENT CREATURE BE GIVIN’ US MAD INSIGHTS INTO THE EXTINCT SPECIES! COME HANG OUT WITH OUR PREHISTORIC PALS AND BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES IN THEIR HONOR! YA DON’T WANNA MISS THIS WILD RIDE, FOLKS!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Swipe my way to Vanilla heaven – Semi spicy, always sweet, and oh so Whitelisted! 1.21

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Minecraft Server Overview

Im currently looking for more players on my mostly-vanilla SMP server, its 1.21 and we are looking for more of a community to help us with builds, shops and more. If you would like to join our community and are interested in being apart of our community please add me on discord!

Discord: https://discord.gg/9vNqQk5Xzx My Discord: ihben

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by adding ihben on Discord and asking for the server details.
Is the server vanilla or modded?	The server is mostly vanilla with some minor tweaks.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, the server has rules regarding griefing, respect for other players, and language.
Can I create shops on the server?	Yes, players are encouraged to create shops and contribute to the server economy.
Is there a specific theme for builds on the server?	There is no specific theme, players are free to build as they please.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	338282
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Mutie-Free Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of mutant creatures ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a strict no mutant policy! No more dealing with creepy creepers or pesky skeletons with extra limbs. Join us and say goodbye to muties once and for all!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered friends in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen ride around on flying pigs. But be warned, the Nether is also home to the infamous Cactus Queen, who will challenge you to a game of cactus dodgeball for the ultimate prize of a diamond-encrusted cactus crown.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	6
New Chunks Explored:	741498	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	360

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Click on Deck Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of slime blocks (good luck with that). Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their trading deals. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and insanity reigns supreme, click on ‘eck and join us today!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

AutisticBrushlessCraft

autism, autistic cousin, AutisticBrushlessCraft, Behavior, birthday present, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, Decision making, emotional response, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, forgiveness, Meltdown, parenting, Promises, relationships, special needs, toothbrush, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of F22 and her toothbrush saga with James, the electric toothbrush enthusiast!

Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and birthday present dilemmas as you explore our server. Will you choose the £80 electric toothbrush or settle for the £25 one like a true budget-savvy player? The choice is yours, but beware of the consequences – you might end up getting blocked by James himself!

With a community as lively as this, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of arguing over whether pineapples belong on pizza or not? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and argue about something even more ridiculous like whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give you a hug! Our server is full of wacky debates and crazy discussions that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music every Saturday night. Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PixelatedLoveFlaws

acceptance, Affection, attraction, beauty, characteristics, charming, Differences, endearing, Features, flaws, imperfections, Individuality, love, partners appearance, physical traits, PixelatedLoveFlaws, Preferences, QUIRKS, relationship, Special, Unique

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all the unique flaws in our players’ appearances! From wonky eyes to crooked noses, we love it all!

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where imperfections are not only accepted but encouraged. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with that one player whose pixelated face is just a little bit off. So come on down and show off your quirks on our server – because here, beauty is in the eye of the beholder…even if that eye is a little wonky!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

RocketVillage Minecraft Server

compensation, Conflict, Covert, danger, hezbollah, Homes, illegal, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military presence, Militia, Minecraft, payment, Rent, Risk, Rockets, RocketVillage, SECURITY, Server, Storage, Terrorism, village residents, weapons

Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even Hezbollah wants in on the action! They pay the villagers rent to store their rockets in their homes, like what even is that?! Imagine blowing up creepers with actual rockets, it’s like fireworks but on steroids! So come join us and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Towns Built:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

RedLineRuckusMC

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Danish PM, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, Military Action, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, political strategy, Red Lines, RedLineRuckusMC, russia, strike, Ukraine

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	135
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Villages Defended:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Blocky Justice System

blocky, corrections, Courts, crime, criminal justice, Due Process, Ethics, Fairness, Honor, incarceration, judicial system, Justice, law enforcement, Legal System, morality, prison system, punishment, recidivism, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation programs, societal norms, System

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Enchantments Applied:	119	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Green Deal Carbon Chaos

#sustainability, 2050, Agreement, carbon, carbon emissions, carbon neutral, Chaos, climate change, Deal, Decrease, double, Environmental, EU, Europe, Global, Green Deal, Green.., Impact, INCREASE, outside EU, policy, regulations, SAVED, study

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Love Letters Sent:	17
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Pity Party Minecraft SMP

afd, CONSERVATIVE, Democracy, discrimination, election, Empathy, far right, gender, german women, germany, influence, leadership, Minecraft, nationalism, Party, PITY, Politics, populism, power, smp, society, Thuringia, Vote

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to see German women taking pity on players and voting for the AfD party in Thuringia… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so wild that even in-game politics get mixed up with real-world events!

But that’s not all, we also have legendary tales of players taming Ender Dragons with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and building giant statues of creepers that come to life at night and terrorize the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a herd of wild pigs in a minefield, then come join us and see what all the chaos is about!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	5130	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

NightOwl Minecraft Server

#nightowl, AITAH, big deal, busy lives, city, close friends, dinner plans, driving three hours, hotel booking, in-town, location share, Mentioning, Minecraft, night, not telling a friend, online date, Phone, Server, Shocked, soon, spending time, traveling for work, vacation planned

Are you tired of friends who expect you to drop everything and hang out with them every time you’re in town? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! We promise not to guilt trip you for having a life outside of the game.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend sees your location on the server map and starts freaking out because you didn’t tell them you were online. Sound familiar? Not on our server! We encourage independence and respect your gaming schedule.

Plus, we have epic events planned for next month that will make your real-life vacations pale in comparison. Who needs friends when you have a virtual world full of adventure and excitement? Join us now and leave the drama behind!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	7296
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Enchantments Applied:	278	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

FamBlockerz

Updated September 23, 2024

CraftyCreeperWarz

Updated September 23, 2024

Woolly Rhino Frosty Fun

Updated September 23, 2024

Swipe my way to Vanilla heaven – Semi spicy, always sweet, and oh so Whitelisted! 1.21

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ

Updated September 23, 2024

Mutie-Free Minecraft Server

Updated September 23, 2024

Click on Deck Minecraft SMP

Updated September 23, 2024

AutisticBrushlessCraft

Updated September 23, 2024

DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

Updated September 23, 2024

PixelatedLoveFlaws

Updated September 23, 2024

RocketVillage Minecraft Server

Updated September 23, 2024

RedLineRuckusMC

Updated September 23, 2024

Blocky Justice System

Updated September 23, 2024

Green Deal Carbon Chaos

Updated September 23, 2024

Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

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Pity Party Minecraft SMP

Updated September 23, 2024