FakeAnarchy | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SpeedyCraft: Walk of Shame

Acting, aita, Commute, Confused, Dance, exhausted, Fast, fully vaccinated, groceries, hurt, husband, left out, Mall, out of place, outing, puppy, quality time, shame, singing, socialization, SpeedyCraft, theater teacher, Training, walk

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6644
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of keeping up with your husband and a new puppy? Look no further! Join our server for some epic adventures and hilarious mishaps just like this Reddit post.

Imagine trying to navigate through a virtual world with your husband sprinting ahead and leaving you in the dust. Will you be able to catch up and make it home in time for dinner? Or will you be stuck wandering around aimlessly, feeling like you’re always one step behind?

With our server, you can experience the thrill of trying to keep up with a fast-walking husband while also tending to your virtual puppy in a sling bag. Will you be able to juggle it all and still have time to train your puppy to sit and lay down in the game?

Join now for a chance to experience the chaos and hilarity of trying to balance work, family time, and virtual adventures all at once. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to choose between following your husband’s usual route or taking a detour by the waterside promenade – the choice is yours!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today and see if you have what it takes to keep up with the madness of virtual family time!

EUcraft: Brexit Edition

brexit, Edition, EU, EUcraft, European Commission, European Council, European Court of Justice, European Economic Area, european integration, european parliament, european politics, european union, Government, international relations, opinion, Politics, referendum, SOVEREIGNTY, trade agreements, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3208
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the EU – full of diverse players coming together to build something amazing! Join us and experience the chaos of Brexit all over again as we debate whether the UK should rejoin the European Union. Will you be a Remainer or a Leaver? Only time will tell on our crazy server! Plus, rumor has it that Her Majesty the Queen herself is a regular player and loves to troll unsuspecting noobs. So come join us for a wild ride of politics, building, and royal shenanigans!

BlockOps: Afghan AsylumDenied

000, 2.., Afghan, Afghan commandos, Afghanistan, asylum claims, asylum seekers, AsylumDenied, blocked, BlockOps, confirms, credible, Defense, Government, immigration, Military, Ministry of Defense, mod, News, Refugees, SECURITY, special forces, Special Operations, uk

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8221
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6116	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Buildings Constructed:	46
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Divine Spears Created:	26	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Well, let me tell you about this server that is so lit, even the Special Forces are trying to block it! That’s right, our server is so badass that even 2,000 Afghan commandos tried to claim asylum just to be a part of it.

We’ve got crazy adventures waiting for you at every turn. Dive into dungeons filled with creepers and zombies, build the most insane structures you can imagine, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. And don’t even get me started on our custom mods and plugins – they’ll blow your mind!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of Minecraft!

RoboBee Buzz: Pollination Station

#1, #sustainability, 000 seconds, agriculture, Artificial Intelligence, artificial pollination, Buzz, Engineering, environmental impact, Fly, future technology, innovation, longer flight time, mit, pollination, pollination robots, real pollinators, researchers, RoboBee, robotic insects, robotics, Science, Station, Technology, tiny robots

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3403
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Emeralds Found:	6563

Yo, dis server be like them MIT researchers on crack, yo! We got robotic insects up in here that be pollinatin’ like nobody’s business. These tiny robots be flyin’ for over 1,000 seconds, like damn! That’s 100 times longer than before, yo!

Join dis server if you wanna see some crazy robotic insects doin’ their thang. Ain’t no regular Minecraft server, we got some next level shiz goin’ on up in here. Come join the madness and witness the pollination revolution, yo!

Mystic Crafted Realms 1.20.4

1.20.4, Abilities, abilities inventory, aptitudes, areas of expertise, capabilities, competencies, crafted, Expertise, FORTE, Gifts, KNACK™, Mastery, mystic, proficiency, prowess, Realms, Skills, skills assessment, specializations, Strengths, strengths identification, strong suits, Talents, talents evaluation

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	506
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7466
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Bro, if you wanna find out what she’s good at, you gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP!

I heard she’s the queen of building pixelated castles that will make your brain explode with creativity.

And don’t even get me started on her redstone skills – she can make contraptions that will blow your mind faster than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Plus, rumor has it she’s a PvP master, so if you wanna test your skills against the best, this is the place to be.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if she’s good at everything or just Minecraft – either way, you’re in for a wild ride!

Pixelated Fuzzy Dreamrealm

Avatar Resources, Downloads, dreamrealm, Drinking Night, event hosting, Events, Furry, fursuiting, Fuzzy, Gatekeeper Edition, guides, Multiplayer Night, Newbies, pixelated, pool tournament, QoTT, Real Furiends, Resources, Snooker, Virtual Fursuiting, virtual reality

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2212
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ores Mined:	8920
Enchantments Applied:	94	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
New Chunks Explored:	333203	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Buildings Constructed:	22
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Welcome to /vrfg/ – Virtual Reality Furry General #689! Join us for some virtual fursuiting and make real furiends in our crazy world! Get your avatar resources, guides, and other stuff you NEED if you’re new. Take part in our upcoming events like Drinking Night on Fridays, Multiplayer Night on Saturdays, and Snooker casual / Pool Tournament on Sundays. Have an event you want to host? Post about it and find like-minded furanons to join in the fun! Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now! OP template pastebin: https://pastebin.com/raw/JyWiW1pK. Let’s get wild in this virtual furry world! #GatekeeperEdition #Craziness #Furiends #JoinUs

DivorceCraft: Family Splitter

adhd, Affair, Affection, Bipolar, borderline personality disorder, children, criticism, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Effort, Emotional distance, family, husband, Kindness, love, Marriage, Needs, self employed, splitter, tummy tuck, wealth

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7468
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Magic Items Found:	2047
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and chaos of real life! Join us for a fun and exciting adventure in a world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content.

Are you tired of dealing with cheating husbands and emotional rollercoasters? Well, on our server, the only affair you’ll have to worry about is the one between you and your diamond pickaxe! No more tummy tucks or sleepless nights with babies – just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky paradise.

Join us and leave behind the stress of self-employment and relationship woes. Build your wealth and create a world where you can be the master of your own destiny. And hey, if your in-game husband starts acting up, just block him – literally!

So come on down to our server and let loose with some crazy adventures and wild escapades. Who needs a real-life husband when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s mine, build, and craft our way to happiness – one block at a time!

EuroCraft: Defend Ukraine Minecraft Server

Commitment, Conflict, Crisis, DEFEND, Defense, Diplomacy, EuroCraft, Europe, european union, French, Government, international relations, leadership, Minecraft, Minister, Politics, Server, solidarity, Statement, Support, Ukraine, Unity, Valls

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	350
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dimension Hops:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Crops Grown:	3507
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	18

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, you gotta join because, like, the french minister Valls said so. he was all like, “Europe must more than ever before defend Ukraine,” and we were like, “yeah, let’s defend Ukraine in Minecraft, bro!”

join our server and help defend Ukraine from, like, evil creepers and stuff. we have, like, epic battles and crazy adventures. plus, our community is, like, super cool and friendly. you won’t find a better group of players anywhere else.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be a hero in the fight for Ukraine! let’s show those creepers who’s boss, dude!

CraftyCreeperz: UNRWA Scandal

Accountability, aid, Conflict, Corruption, CraftyCreeperz, funding, gaza, Hamas, Humanitarian Aid, investigation, Leaders, MIDDLE EAST, palestine, Recordings, Report, Reveal, scandal, Terrorism, transparency, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1150
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Crops Grown:	4584	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Secret Passages Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got secret tunnels and hidden treasures that will blow ur mind! we even got a secret society of llamas who run the show, and they throw the wildest parties in all of minecraft land. u gotta be in it to win it, cuz only the bravest players can survive the epic challenges and quests we got lined up. plus, rumor has it that if u dig deep enough, u might just uncover the lost city of Atlantis. so what u waiting for? come join the madness and let’s get this party started! #llamalove #minecraftmadness #atlantisadventures

ChlorineCraft – Cancer-Free Zone

Bladder cancer, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, CancerFree, carcinogens, chlorine disinfection, chlorine levels, ChlorineCraft, colorectal cancer, drinking water, environmental health, EU, health risks, public health, study, US, Water chlorination, water contamination, water disinfection, water quality, water safety, water treatment, Zone

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7030
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

yo, u ever been playin’ minecraft and think “damn, i wish i could join a server that’s so lit it’ll give me bladder cancer”? well, do i have the server for u! our water chlorination levels are off the charts, makin’ sure u get that extra kick of cancer risk while u mine and craft. join now and watch ur bladder cancer risk increase by 33% and colorectal cancer by 15%! who needs health when u can have a minecraft server this wild? come join us for a truly unforgettable experience, guaranteed to leave u questioning ur life choices. #minecraftgoals #canceriskfun #joinusnow

Mystic Femme Fatale 1.21

age, Appearance, attractiveness, beauty industry, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, empowerment, fatale, Femininity, femme, Gender Roles, incel problem, makeup, mystic, natural beauty., Perception, self esteem, social constructs, society, Stereotypes, ugliness, Women

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6523
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Join our Minecraft server where we ban make up to reveal the true beauty of players! No more hiding behind layers of foundation and mascara, show the world your true self! Imagine a world where everyone looks like literal potatoes, but with swords and pickaxes. No more fake beauty, only raw ugliness. Embrace your inner femcel and join us in a world where the only thing that matters is how well you can mine diamonds. Say goodbye to incels and hello to a server where everyone is equally unattractive without make up. It’s time to face the reality of your true appearance in the blocky world of Minecraft!

CraftyWorldOrder

alliances, CraftyWorldOrder, Diplomacy, DISMANTLING, foreign policy, geopolitical shifts, global governance, Global influence, global politics, historical impact, International cooperation, international relations, multilateralism, post-war era, power dynamics, superpower status, unilateral actions, united states, US, World Order, WWII

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7370
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	2156
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world! Our server is like a magical land where the US dismantling the world order is just a funny joke told by a group of chickens.

Instead of worrying about geopolitics, you can focus on building epic structures, battling dragons, and forming alliances with fellow players. Who needs a world order when you can create your own rules in our server?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of playing Minecraft on world leaders. So by joining, you could be inadvertently shaping the future of global politics. No pressure though! Just come have fun and enjoy the madness.

SurrenderCraft: RussianFinesYT

#youtube, clip, controversy, digital platform, Fine, fines, GOOGLE, Government, Instructions, international law, Military, News, penalty, russia, Russian troops, RussianFinesYT, Surrender, SurrenderCraft, TASS, Telling, Video, VIOLATION

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5659
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Items Found:	3801	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Alien Abductions:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we teach russian troops how to surrender like pros! we got youtube clips on how to wave the white flag like a boss. russia even fined google for our sick tutorials, that’s how good they are! join now and learn how to give up in style, comrade!

Pituitary Macrophage Madness

cell therapy, endocrine disorders, endocrine health, Endocrine System, hormonal balance, hormonal disorders, hormonal regulation, hormone production, hormone secretion, immune cells, immune function, immune regulation, immune response, immune system, immune therapy, Macrophage, macrophage cells, madness, pituitary, pituitary gland, pituitary hormones, Pituitary macrophages

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4610
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where pituitary macrophages rule the land! these immune cells are like the guardians of the pituitary gland, keeping everything in hormonal balance. but watch out, if you mess with them, your hormone secretion might decrease faster than you can say “creeper!”

we have crazy adventures waiting for you, like battling giant macrophages and collecting rare hormone crystals. who knew endocrine disorders could be so much fun in minecraft?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in the wild world of pituitary macrophages!

Enigma Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, aggressive behavior, cyber aggression, cyberbullying, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, Enigma, Hate Speech, hostile environment, Inappropriate Behavior, internet trolling, negative comments, online abuse, online conflict, online harassment, online hostility, Realms, site management, toxic behavior, user aggression, user harassment, user hostility, website administration

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5229
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	7843	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Villages Defended:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP! The admins are legit crazy and they hate everyone’s guts, including yours! But that just makes it more fun, right? Like, who wouldn’t want to play on a server where the staff are out to get you? It’s like a real-life Hunger Games but with blocks and creepers. Trust me, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos!

Players:	96/300	Votes:	2336
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Crops Grown:	2993
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2