| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Imagine a world where you can escape the stress of real life and dive into a virtual realm filled with blocks, monsters, and endless possibilities. Just like this husband who has ample time to himself while “working on his projects,” you too can spend hours building, exploring, and crafting to your heart’s content.
Don’t be left feeling resentful like this wife – join our server and let go of all your worries. With our insane stories and outrageous reasons to join, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Give yourself the ultimatum to join our Minecraft server today and start your epic gaming journey!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 19 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Join us for a wild adventure filled with cake, presents, and creepers exploding in celebration! Our server is the perfect place to make your child’s birthday truly magical.
Don’t let your partner’s big family get in the way of your son’s special day. On our server, we prioritize birthday parties over everything else, because let’s be real, birthdays are way more important than family obligations.
So ditch the family gathering and join us for a party that will go down in Minecraft history. Your son deserves a birthday to remember, and we’re here to make it happen. See you there!
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 23 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 21 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pig King, a pig riding a dragon that will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a fierce battle. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines, where the only currency accepted is emerald blocks and the music never stops.
So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can experience the ultimate luxury and absurdity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and possibly confused) by all the craziness that awaits you!
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 23 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 97 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 90 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Ores Mined: | 9022 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Animals Bred: | 78 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Server Address | survivalmc.langleygaming.gg |
|---|---|
| Server Version | Folia 1.20.6 |
Step into the world of LangleyGaming, a Survival Anarchy Minecraft Server where chaos reigns and anything goes! This is not your typical Minecraft experience—here, there are no rules, no protections, and no safe zones. From the moment you join, the world is yours to explore, shape, and dominate, but beware: every player you meet could be a friend, a foe, or something worse.
Forge your path in a vast, unpredictable landscape where you can build towering fortresses or raze entire kingdoms. Engage in brutal PvP combat, raid bases, or survive as a lone nomad in the wilderness. The server’s true freedom allows you to create your own story, whether through forming alliances or waging war against others. In this ruthless, lawless world, survival is not guaranteed—only the strongest, most cunning players will thrive.
LangleyGaming offers a unique, unfiltered Minecraft experience where your only limit is your imagination—and the actions of other players. Join now and carve your legacy in this unforgiving, anarchic universe!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Are there any rules on this server? | No, there are no rules on LangleyGaming Minecraft Server. It’s an anarchy server where anything goes. |
| Can I protect my builds from other players? | No, there are no protections for your builds on this server. Be prepared to defend them yourself. |
| What version of Minecraft do I need to play on this server? | You need Minecraft version Folia 1.20.6 to join LangleyGaming Minecraft Server. |
| Is PvP allowed on this server? | Yes, PvP combat is allowed on LangleyGaming. Be prepared to fight for your survival. |
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 3047 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 475 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered friends and grants wishes to those who can defeat him in a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines.
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. Want to see a giant chicken rampaging through a village, laying explosive eggs everywhere? You’ll find that here too!
And if you’re wondering if Ethereum is dead, fear not because on our server, Ethereum is very much alive and kicking! In fact, our players have built an entire city made out of Ethereum blocks, where the streets are paved with cryptocurrency and the buildings are filled with virtual riches.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the server and lead your fellow players to victory in the most absurd ways possible!
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 97 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8740 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Are you tired of your partner turning into a couch potato and drinking like a fish? Well, on our server, you can escape to a world where the only thing getting wasted is the time you spend building epic structures and battling mobs.
Forget about real-life drama and dive into a realm where the only weight gain you’ll experience is from all the diamond armor you’ll be wearing. And hey, if you need a break from the virtual world, just remember that snacks like cheese sticks and chips are always just a /give command away.
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing controlling you is your own creativity! And who knows, maybe your partner will even trade in their real-life beer for a virtual potion of strength. It’s a win-win situation!
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 26 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 24 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re not actually in the game.
We’ve got secret treasure hunts that will have you digging for days, PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity, and a virtual world so immersive you’ll start questioning reality.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the ride of a lifetime? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never look back.
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 13 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 19 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 36 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
we got crazy builds, insane minigames, and even a secret underground lair where u can find rare loot! plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama dat spits fireballs at ur enemies!
so what u waitin for? come join da fun and be part of da craziest minecraft server in da world! Netanyahu approves, so u know it’s gotta be good!
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 40 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 15 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
But that’s not all! Stay up to date with the latest news from NovelAI, Mistral, Qwen, and more. Muscle up with Llama 3 Erato and dive into the world of textgen samplers like never before.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally). Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!
But that’s not all – we have the most epic events you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From llama races to chicken jousting tournaments, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure of the Potato King, rumored to be hidden deep within the Nether.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of insanity, laughter, and endless fun. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. You can’t dispute it – this server is the most bonkers one out there!
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Ores Mined: | 8718 | Crops Grown: | 1964 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected emergencies, angry parents, and house-sitting drama. Who needs normal circumstances when you can have chaotic adventures like these? Plus, where else can you find a community that understands the importance of breaking rules for a good cause?
So come on over to our server and experience the thrill of defying expectations and making questionable choices in the name of love and emergency situations. It’s a virtual world where anything goes, just like in this crazy story. Join now and let the outrageous fun begin!
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Farms Harvested: | 502 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. But be warned, these diamonds are guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Can you outsmart them and claim the diamonds for yourself?
If that’s not enough excitement for you, how about joining our weekly llama races? That’s right, we have a track specially designed for llamas to race against each other in a battle for the title of fastest llama in all of Minecraft. Will your llama have what it takes to take home the gold?
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players are invited to. Dance the night away with your fellow Minecrafters and show off your best dance moves while listening to the latest hits from DJ Villager.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 74 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
