come join our minecraft server where we have CHINA TRAINING THOUSANDS OF LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS FROM OVERSEAS TO CREATE A MORE FAIR WORLD ORDER HAHAHAHAHA.

imagine being arrested by a chinese cop in minecraft, that’s some next level roleplay right there.

we have epic battles between different countries’ police forces, who will come out on top? only one way to find out, JOIN US NOW.

plus, you never know when Xi Jinping himself might log on and join the fun. maybe he’ll even give you a tour of his secret underground base where he keeps all the world leaders he’s captured.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of a world where chinese law enforcement reigns supreme.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Alien Abductions: 2
Mythical Swords Crafted: 62 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 76 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 4405
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 2705

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 250 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Mythical Quests Completed: 48 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 21 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 23 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 36 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Goblin Markets Raided: 9

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • CraftyPrideLand

    CraftyPrideLand
    OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

    But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

    And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2541 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 44 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

    Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land
    so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

    imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

    not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

    so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Chimeras Created: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 29 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Dingo Den Junior High School

    Dingo Den Junior High School

    Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

    Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

    WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Ores Mined: 7225 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Gotrix Network

    Gotrix Network

    Welcome to Gotrix Network!

    Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

    As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 44
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

    YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Felix Space Minecraft SMP

    Felix Space Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

    Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 19 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • NoPower Minecraft Server

    NoPower Minecraft Server
    Join our wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of no electricity! Our players have vowed to fast from electricity while playing, so expect no digital displays, no phones, and definitely no TV screens in sight. Navigation skills are also put to the test, as players must find their way to our server without any help from GPS or maps – prepare to be fashionably late!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have decided to join in on the fun. You’ll encounter creepers with candles instead of TNT, zombies trying to read books in the dark, and skeletons using glow-in-the-dark arrows. It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited to join in on the madness.

    So come on over and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft without electricity – who needs redstone contraptions when you have the power of imagination (and a few torches)? Don’t miss out on this electrifyingly absurd adventure!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • AutisticSisRageCraft

    AutisticSisRageCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalry and unexpected guests taking over your virtual apartment.

    Experience the thrill of trying to plan a cabin trip with your sister and her new girlfriend, while also dealing with her constantly blaming her actions on her “overwhelming autism.” Will you be able to navigate through the chaos and still have a good time? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

    And don’t worry about rushing your sister to make important decisions, because on our server, we understand that her autism makes her immune to deadlines. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the drama unfold as you try to maintain your sanity in the midst of it all.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join a server where family dynamics are taken to a whole new level – join us today for a gaming experience like no other!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 16
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 20 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • LieCorp Inc. Minecraft SMP

    LieCorp Inc. Minecraft SMP
    Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you diamonds but only give you dirt? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in virtual chaos and hilarity!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one of them and see what happens!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll reward you with a chest full of enchanted golden apples.

    So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be hanging out with llamas and partying with creepers? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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