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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 3078 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Ores Mined: | 9636 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Runes Activated: | 0 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)