FactuallyFunny Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3679
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	New Chunks Explored:	304099

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players, the creepers do the macarena, and the diamonds sing show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Get ready to boogie down with the most notorious Minecraft myth of all time!

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Quailiens

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3348
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Runes Activated:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

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Forged Realms (ForgotSMP)

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8317
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43

Forged Realms, formerly known as ForgotSMP, is a minecraft network that specializes in different types of gamemodes especially survival minecraft. We have hosted gamemodes such as LifestealSMP, Lobby, VanillaSMP, PracticePVP, and we’re planning on adding more. Join the adventure!

We provide many gamemode: – LifestealSMP – Survival or Classic SMP – PVP Practice – And more coming soon!

Join The Adventure!

mc.forgedrealms.co

Eternal Realms

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7696
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Potions Brewed:	160
Votes:	232	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Eternal Realms is something of an oddity when it comes to Minecraft Multiplayer servers. We are a server where vanilla gameplay is enjoyed to it’s fullest, with most of the added features being completely optional!

play.eternal.gs

RusticLand

Economy, KitPvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9424
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

Welcome to RusticLand, a survival crossplay1 server but you can enter with 1.12.2 – 1.19 😀

mc.rusticland.xyz

PowerMC

Hardcore, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Prison, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3498
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Emeralds Found:	5525
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Star Shards Collected:	88
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

PowerMC was created for powerful players and honoring them by prioritizing community feedback, consistent content development, and frequent updates without sacrificing high quality gameplay.

Play Survival, Lifesteal, and Prison gamemodes that contain active communities, engaging gameplay experience, balanced progression, next-level features, and many more aspects that curate a fun time for all types of players!

Connect now on Java and Bedrock Edition at IP: ms.powersmp.com and Bedrock Port: 19132.

Join the Discord at discord.gg/powermc to engage with an active community, receive announcements and updates, and participate in events and giveaways!

ms.powersmp.com

Vellumtale

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3389
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

I want to personally invite everyone to our Vellumtale community!

But why should you join?

> Its a brand new server that’s up 24/7 and located in the EU. > Besides the standard features like Crates, Shops, Anti-Grief, Kits, Ranks etc. our server has revolutionary features such as Custom Weapons, Armor, Mobs, Dungeons, Quests, Cool Hats and a ton more! > We have a small but friendly community :schematics: > Lots of quality updates that are heavily influenced by the community! > Fast, reliable and friendly staff! > You can even talk with other players on the server directly from discord!

I hope we can all grow as players and as a community on Vellumtale !

play.vellumtale.com

EarthPol

Earth, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7047
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Magic Items Found:	1464
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

EarthPol -> The Geopolitical Roleplay Experience

EarthPol is an Earth Server with a scale of 1:217 Earth Map where you can create your own towns, nations and alliances anywhere on the planet!

play.earthpol.com

Oasis Hub

Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7611
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Oasis is a Minecraft survival server with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. The community based economy and gameplay is great but the server still provides you with everything you need to go solo! Some of the features offered are Teams, Player warps, Auction House, Custom Cosmetics / Fishing / Tools / Armor and MUCH more!

play.oasishub.net

Tunes Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1824
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	167	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Tunes Craft Season 2 is now here. Welcome along fresh kits, new events to play at least once a week, valuable ranks, different teams, and most importantly, months and beyond of continued and current fun. Come along and fight against enduring bosses or steal somebody’s loot after a tough battle in our brand new PvP arena. Unleash your inner beast in Tunes Craft Season 2. Don’t leave it too late! Get started now on tunescraft.net , Java Edition only. Minecrafters, it’s your time to shine!

tunescraft.net

OpasMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9890
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Astral Projections Made:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

OpasMC is a Finnish Minecraft server where you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars and Spleef. In the main location (hub) of the server, there is a Liito minigame and a PvP area where you can fight with other players. In addition, OpasMC has an Ullakko server where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using the address play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

English: Please note that the language spoken on this server is Finnish and you can join the server only from Finland. In OpasMC you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars, and Spleef. In addition, there are Glide mini game and a PvP area at the hub of the server. There’s also a server called “Ullakko” in OpasMC, where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

play.opasmc.net

Bartol SMP

Earth, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4916
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Buildings Constructed:	22
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ores Mined:	1670
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Crops Grown:	4556

Welcome to the Bartol SMP, here we have 4 main servers, Hardcore, Anarchy, Earth, and Lifesteal;

On Lifesteal it’s simple, semi-anarchy, when you kill others you receive some of their hearts, and when they kill you they receive some of your hearts! If you loose all of your hearts then you automatically get banned for 2 days, after which you may re-join and start again (You do not loose hearts if you die to mobs, only players). On Hardcore, it’s pretty much the same as any hardcore world, the exact same amount of hearts, but there’s a twist! You also get banned for 10 hours , in which after you re-join and start again! On Anarchy, it’s the same as any other! NO rules, NO Restrictions, Go Wild! Earth is an Exact replica of the REAL Plant Earth! Including country borders, with claims and more. The more you play, the more you claim blocks you receive!

If you wish to Join you can, it’s Free! To also view the rules visit the #Rules channel in our Discord linked on this page.

The Owner Is Bartol#3110 . Cool Dude2016#2022 Manages This Server Page.

bartolsmp.com:27785

Oholei Torah Chai

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2888
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Meteorites Collected:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Unofficial server for oholei torah or anyone else that is jewish! works with minecraft java and minecraft bedrock, and works with Tlauncher and cracked accounts

Gamemodes & minigames:

Survival Skyblock Creative Kitpvp Bedwars Skywars Spleen Tnt run

otcMC.mywire.org

Corvid Crossing

Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	865
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29

A fun Survival Minecraft server, with an amazing community, a very dedicated staff who are always their to help! We just had a major server owner change as well as a map change. We are working very hard to make this server the best we can possibly make it. We have cool ranks you can buy as well as amazing rewards that come with each one of our custom ranks!!

135.148.29.246

HeartGoldMC

Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5093
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Welcome to HeartGoldMC. HeartGoldMC is a server with the pixelmonmod. We would love to invite you on to our server. Invite your friends too! Its a tight community and we hope you have fun!

play.hgmc.dev:46235

PitSim

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6364
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

vote.pitsim.net