FactsNobodyNeedsMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3240
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking chickens.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold just waiting to be plundered. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of zombie villagers who have been trained to breakdance on command. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Whispering Tides Retreat 1.21.4

1.21.4, All Silent Souls Can Sing, Android, Carnevale’s Prologue, codes, Convene Tracker, Download, Each Choice You Made, egs, emotes, Events, friends list, Ios, Map, Media Contents, News, patch notes, Resonator Showcase, Retreat, Rewards, Rinascita, story cinematics, Surrender or Die, TGA 2024, The Ultimate Truth, Tides, Timeline, Version 1.4, version 2.0, When the Night Knocks, whispering, windows, wuthering waves, Xiangli Yao, Yinlin

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4121
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Void Armor Forged:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of craziness! Imagine Surrender or Die, The Ultimate Truth, and All Silent Souls Can Sing – that’s the vibe of this server! Plus, they got events like Pincer Maneuver Warriors II and Depths of Illusive Realm – it’s like a rollercoaster of insanity! And don’t even get me started on the emotes, bro, they’re gonna blow your mind! So what are you waiting for? Dive into this wacky world of Wuthering Waves and question your existence, man!

Rich Arab Sheikh Minecraft SMP Pumping One Billion

arab, billion, billionaire influence, college football, financial backing, financial influence, football clubs, Foreign Ownership, global sports, international sports, Minecraft, nil, pumping, Rich, rich Arab sheikh, Sheikh, smp, soft power, sports economics, sports finance, sports industry, sports investment, sports management, sports marketing, sports sponsorship, team acquisition, team ownership

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2499
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Animals Bred:	38
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even rich Arab sheikhs are getting in on the action! Join us for a chance to build your own empire and flex your financial muscles like never before. Who needs college football programs when you can dominate the virtual world with your wealth?

Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.

So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, bridezilla, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Drama, Etiquette, Event, family, guest list, Kids, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, relationships, Server, sibling, sister, Support, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4247
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Void Gems Collected:	32
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	New Chunks Explored:	855171
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Falling into the Void:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no family drama like this wedding fiasco! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and no guilt trips from your sister.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.

Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?

Gifts4Grief

broken man, comforting gifts, customized gifts, DIY gifts, gift basket ideas, gift cards, Gift ideas, Gifts4Grief, handmade gifts, healing gifts, inspirational gifts, meaningful gifts, personalized gifts, practical gifts, relaxation gifts, self help books, self-care gifts, sentimental gifts, thoughtful gifts, unique gifts, wellness gifts

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5077
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	1492
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Towns Built:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!

And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7733
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Emeralds Found:	5844	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4113
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Animals Bred:	195	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4570
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Players Killed by Monsters:	6667
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5957
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Divine Spears Created:	22	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9431
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Buildings Constructed:	29
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Animals Bred:	43
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8853
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Votes:	3039
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5677
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mines Excavated:	3959	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Animals Bred:	97
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1308
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Farms Harvested:	768	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Dimension Hops:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Reality Warps Survived:	2

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6888
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Votes:	2146	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4545
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Secret Passages Found:	4

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5698
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Dragons Tamed:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	229	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.