FactNinjaMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

TallGamerGirl Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of feeling like a boring adult? Join our Minecraft SMP and unleash your inner child! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and epic battles that will make you feel like a kid again. Plus, at 180cm tall, you’re practically a giant in the Minecraft world – who wouldn’t want to join a server with such a towering presence? So come on, leave your adult worries behind and dive into a world of fun and laughter on our insane Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Crops Grown:	3720
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

DadCraft Server: Let’s Build Together!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your family therapy sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, emotions, and unresolved issues just like your family dynamic.

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with blocks and creepers instead of step-siblings and therapy sessions. Build your own perfect little family with your favorite blocks and watch as it all falls apart just like in real life.

Join now and experience the thrill of trying to navigate complicated relationships, just like OP trying to navigate therapy with their dad and step-family. Will you be the favorite sibling or the black sheep of the family? Only time and a lot of mining will tell.

So why wait for family therapy when you can join our Minecraft server and create chaos and drama in a virtual world instead? It’s therapy for the soul, minus the awkward family conversations and emotional baggage. Join now and let the blocky therapy session begin!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Secret Passages Found:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	283	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

HurricaneHavocCraft

Are you tired of being forced to do things you hate by your parents? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own world without any parental interference!

Imagine a world where you can watch TV, play video games, and go outside to play with friends without anyone telling you what to do. On our server, you can let your imagination run wild and create the life you’ve always dreamed of.

Join us and let go of the past, just like our player who made $300,000 and told their parents to stay homeless. Build your own empire, make new friends, and never look back. Who needs parents when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	362	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Star Shards Collected:	246	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

LuxuryLilDetails – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass is always greener and the pigs are always flying! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate luxury of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a llama wearing a top hat.

Forget about mundane tasks like chopping wood or building a house, on our server, you can summon a rainbow unicorn to do all the work for you! And don’t even get us started on the daily llama parades that march through the server, complete with fireworks and confetti.

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP is for the secret underground disco party that happens every night. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons while DJ Enderman spins the hottest tracks.

So come join us and experience the true luxury of Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3298	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CreepervilleCraft

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Have you ever found yourself trapped in a dark cave with only a pickaxe and a stack of pork chops? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for heart-pounding adventures where you’ll battle giant spiders, creepers, and even the occasional zombie chicken (yes, they exist, trust us).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to photobomb your epic selfies. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Herobrine, who will challenge you to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat, join us now and prepare for the craziest, most exhilarating Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

IranCraft: Ready for PvP!

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come join our minecraft server where we have a counter-response ready if creepers attack!!! we got all the blocks you need to build a bomb shelter in case herobrine comes knocking on your door. our admins are trained in combat against zombie pigmen and can protect you from any griefer that tries to ruin your day. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds safe from any ender dragon that tries to steal them. so come on down to our server and join the fight against the evil mobs, because in Iran, we don’t mess around when it comes to protecting our players.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mines Excavated:	2671
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MinecraftOffline: Where chaos reigns and the reset button is just a myth!

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MinecraftOffline

General Details

Address: minecraftoffline.net

Version: 1.21.1

Permanent world – no resets

Cheating and griefing allowed, but no spamming

Admins may use discretion on grief rollbacks

Custom plugins for unique gameplay experiences

High-Performance Hardware:

Intel XEON E-2276G Processor

2x 960GB NVMe SSDs

64GB DDR4 ECC RAM

1 Gbit Network (Intel I219-LM)

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/UN2kJKfr

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I cheat and grief on this server?

Yes, cheating and griefing are allowed on this server, but spamming is not permitted.

2. Is the world on this server reset periodically?

No, the world is permanent and there are no resets.

3. How do admins handle griefing incidents?

Admins may use their discretion on grief rollbacks to address griefing incidents.

4. Are there any custom plugins on this server?

Yes, the server features custom plugins for unique gameplay experiences.

5. What hardware does the server run on?

The server runs on high-performance hardware, including an Intel XEON E-2276G Processor, 2x 960GB NVMe SSDs, 64GB DDR4 ECC RAM, and a 1 Gbit Network (Intel I219-LM).

6. How can I join the Discord server for MinecraftOffline?

You can join the Discord server by following this link: https://discord.gg/UN2kJKfr

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Pixel Playhouse Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is like “whoa, chill bro.”

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that’s tighter than a villager’s trading prices. And hey, if you’re into asking weird questions, we’ve got a player who’s attracted to little girls – but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Just keep it civil, folks.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and singing “Baby Shark”? Yeah, that’s right. Nowhere. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ores Mined:	4560
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Uncomfortable College Girl in Minecraft SMP

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Hey gamers, I’ve got a wild story to share about my friend on our Minecraft SMP. She’s a total campus cutie, with blonde hair and blue eyes that shine brighter than diamonds in the sun. But lately, she’s been on edge because of some Haitian migrants who have been giving her the creepy eye.

These migrants have been lurking around campus, staring at her like she’s a rare diamond in a sea of coal. She’s tried changing her route to class, but they always seem to pop up like daisies in a field. It’s like they have a sixth sense for blondes with blue eyes!

I mean, it’s ridiculous that she can’t even walk to class without feeling like she’s being undressed by their eyes. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but instead of zombies, it’s creepy migrants giving her the heebie-jeebies.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can escape the creepy stares of migrants and just have a good time building and exploring, then join us! Let’s build a world where everyone feels safe and comfortable, no matter what color their hair or eyes are. And hey, maybe we can even teach those migrants a thing or two about respecting personal space!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	183	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Magic Items Found:	7732	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

AnxietyCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of helicopter parents hovering over your every move? Join our Minecraft server and experience the freedom you’ve always dreamed of! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can roam free without worrying about background checks for your friends or constant calls from worried parents.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without mom showing up to check on you four times a week. Picture a place where you can explore new lands and go on epic adventures without dad calling the police because he thinks you’ve been kidnapped.

Join us and leave the real world behind, where you can be the master of your own destiny. No more rules, no more restrictions – just pure, unadulterated fun in a world where the only limit is your imagination.

So pack your bags (or in this case, your virtual suitcases) and join us on this crazy journey. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret portal to escape your overprotective family once and for all. It’s time to break free and become the hero of your own story. See you in the game!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CleanCraft: Wife Edition

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Are you tired of feeling like a lonely, unheard slave in your own home? Do you want to escape to a world where you can be the master of your own destiny? Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life troubles behind!

On our server, you can build your dream home without anyone making a mess or labeling you as “angry.” Want to teach your daughter some independence skills? No problem, she’ll actually listen to you here! And don’t worry about your wife complaining about the mess – on our server, everything stays clean and tidy.

Escape the cycle of frustration and join our Minecraft server today. Who needs therapy for PTSD when you can just block out the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise? Plus, no one will judge you for wanting to distance yourself from your family – in fact, they’ll probably join you in building a fortress of solitude.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly therapeutic experience. Divorce may be inevitable in real life, but in our virtual world, the only thing you’ll be divorcing is your old, messy life.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Emeralds Found:	7273

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CrisisCraft SMP: My Diamond Sword

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Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, feeling like a sad little block? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because our SMP is here to save the day! Join us and discover a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party.

Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and build a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and over a pit of lava. Who needs therapy when you can ride a minecart through a fiery inferno?

Feeling lost and alone? Don’t worry, our SMP is like a big dysfunctional family where everyone argues over who gets to be the king of the castle and who has to clean up after the pigs. It’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions and less dramatic close-ups.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and let Minecraft be your therapist, your best friend, and your favorite reality show all rolled into one. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky world the same way again!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Holy Grails Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

LoudCarGriefersCraft

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Are you tired of hearing those obnoxiously loud vehicles roaring by your house at all hours of the day? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have banned all loud vehicles from existence! No more revving engines or screeching tires to ruin your peaceful gaming experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Watch in awe as these groovy llamas bust out their best moves on the dance floor, all while wearing stylish sunglasses and top hats.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of highly trained ninja chickens? These feathered warriors will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you. Plus, they make a mean omelette for breakfast.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most llama-tastic gaming experience of your life! Join now and say goodbye to loud vehicles forever!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	167	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SaiedCraft2023

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we vote for the best block and the losers get thrown in jail! saied is our fearless leader who always wins because he can build the best dirt houses! join us for some crazy fun and maybe you’ll get re-elected as the top builder in tunisia!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	81	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Gaslighting Gurus: Blame Shifters

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests, insane challenges, and mind-boggling puzzles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers, zombies, and even the occasional Ender Dragon. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve done the electric slide with a skeleton.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. And remember, the people who accuse others of gaslighting tend to be the ones who are gaslighting them. But don’t worry, our llamas have got your back. Let’s get this party started!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Runes Activated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5