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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 1
Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Alien Abductions: 2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
Volcanoes Explored: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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