Ezelsmp | New Minecraft Servers

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

Simp-Free Zone Minecraft Server

bystander intervention, Conflict Resolution, female aggression, female entitlement, female manipulation, gender dynamics, gender equality, male empowerment, male self defense, male victimization, male vulnerability, Minecraft, physical altercation, self defense rights, Server, simp culture, simp problem, SimpFree, Social Issues, societal expectations, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, victim blaming, Zone

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Tired of dealing with simps on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where we have a strict no simp policy. Our female players are strong and independent, not looking for any simpy behavior.

We even have a special event where if a player is caught simping, they are thrown into a pit of lava by our resident lava monster, Lava Larry. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Lava Larry.

So come join us and say goodbye to simps once and for all. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, even Herobrine himself is jealous. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Conspiracy Jones Over Here Minecraft SMP

#our guy, alternative narratives, Conspiracy, conspiracy theories, deep state, government cover-ups, hidden agendas, investigative journalism, Jones, Minecraft, Mox, mysterious figures, PARANOIA, questioning authority, secret societies, skepticism, smp, suspicious behavior, truth seekers, uncovering the truth, underground movements, Whistleblower

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Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the epic rise of Mox, the unlikely hero who went from mining dirt to ruling the server with an iron fist (literally, he loves his iron swords). Rumor has it that he once tamed a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with his beautiful rendition of “Baby Shark.” Plus, he’s the only player who can successfully navigate the Nether without getting lost (seriously, we’ve all tried and ended up in a lava pit). So come join us and see if you can dethrone Mox as the true king of the server!

Vanilla Play

Survival, Vanilla

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VanillaPlay is a Vanilla survival oriented server, very close to classic survival!

Authorized farms Anti-grief Latest version (1.21)

Here there is no:

Grief Economy Quests Professions Enchants cheats

mc.vanillaplay.fr

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

advanced movement guide, banter, blocky, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, Feedback, friend request, general, Hero, invite, item builds, Minecraft, new player guide, Patch, sandbox mode, Server, Steam, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, update, Wiki

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Welcome to the most buffed up Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our latest patch includes flying pigs, diamond armor that makes you invincible, and a secret dungeon filled with dancing creepers.

To join this epic server, you must first sacrifice a stack of emeralds to the Minecraft gods and perform a ritual dance while chanting “Creeper, oh man” backwards. Don’t worry, it’s totally normal.

Once you’re in, you’ll need to complete the tutorial where you’ll learn how to ride a llama into battle and tame a dragon as your loyal pet. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

But wait, there’s more! Explore our public item builds, play bot matches against zombie villagers, and master the art of building a castle made entirely of TNT.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

Winter World Cup Minecraft SMP

2022, climate, cold, Competition, controversy, cup, debate, decision, Event, Fifa, football, Future, Global, International, Minecraft, qatar, Scheduling, smp, Soccer, sports, Tournament, weather, Winter, winter world cup, world

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where winter world cups happen every day! That’s right, forget about soccer, we’re talking about epic snowball fights and ice skating competitions to determine the ultimate champion. So come join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime in our winter wonderland world! Who needs summer when you can have snowball fights all year round?

No Girls Allowed Minecraft Server

Allowed, attractiveness, Behavior, Body language, body odor, Communication, Confidence, friendship, Girls, hygiene, Loneliness, Minecraft, personal grooming, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self-perception, Server, Sitting, social cues, Social Interaction, Social Skills

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Are you tired of being friend-zoned in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We guarantee that girls will be flocking to sit next to you because our server is infused with a special scent that attracts them like bees to honey. And as for being nice, well, let’s just say our players have been known to break out into spontaneous acts of kindness like building heart-shaped houses and giving out free diamonds. So come join us and watch as your popularity skyrockets faster than you can say “I love Minecraft!”

LoveYouLikeILoveYou Minecraft SMP – Wait on Sol 70M, Wait on Eth?

$WAIT on ETH, $WAIT on SOL, 70M, ETH, long tail tags, LoveYouLikeILoveYou, Minecraft, smp, SOL, theydontloveyoulikeiloveyou, WAIT

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly a herd of llamas stampedes through your front yard, led by a player riding a giant chicken. And that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Duck, a mythical creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this elusive fowl and have all your wildest dreams come true?

So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a dance-off with a group of creepers or embarking on a quest to retrieve the lost taco of destiny. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

VANILLA SURVIVAL 20+ Minecraft server

20, banner, description, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival, tags, Vanilla

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The owner of the VANILLA SURVIVAL 20 server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

e5vw.vanilla-box.ru

Re: Zero Minecraft Server

Arguing, danger, Emilia, fail state, Ideology, Insecurities, love bombing, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misogyny, NTR, Regulus, Reinhard, ReZero, Server, sister-wife, slave-harem, Speech, Suave, subaru, temptations, Tension

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where Subaru and Reinhard argue over who gets to give the speech, but in a hilarious and ridiculous way. Watch as Regulus and his slave-harem try to take over the server, but end up failing miserably because, let’s face it, Regulus doesn’t know how to handle his bitches!

But that’s not all! Imagine a world where Regulus is actually the suavest motherfucker in existence, seducing everyone in his harem and tempting them to join as sister-wives. Will Emilia fall for his charm or will she rise above and take control? The tension is real, folks!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even discover a new side of yourself that you never knew existed. Just remember, we’re not responsible for any NTR tendencies that may arise!

Minecraft SMP: TV Humour Thread

Humour, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, Thread, TV

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry on the walls of your dirt hut? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate about whether pineapple belongs on pizza or not. Suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging through, carrying players on their backs as they race to the nearest village to trade with the villagers. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle swoops down from the sky and challenges everyone to a dance-off!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power beyond their wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

No more drama Minecraft server

Anons, bronies, Brony, Captcha, chuds, diapers, Discord, Drama, elite group, friend drama, gibberish, Minecraft, newfags, ponybro, retarded, Server, stupid, swag, trolling, troons, voice message

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Are you tired of getting trolled by chuds and troons in other Minecraft servers? Join our server and become part of an elite $500 brony friend group where your swag is appreciated! Voice messages are encouraged, diapers are optional. Our captcha is so ridiculous, it spits out pure gibberish just like our insane stories. Join now and show off your epic bronie skills!

The Hunted Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, Anime, chimera ants, Deadsoka, friendship, Gon Freecss, Greed Island, Hisoka Morow, Hunted, Hunter Association, Hunter Exam, Hunter x Hunter, Killua Zoldyck, kurapika, Leorio Paradinight, Manga, Minecraft, Nen, phantom troupe, SHONEN, smp

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Welcome to Deadsoka, the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a mysterious portal in the middle of a jungle. Curiosity got the best of them and they decided to jump in, only to find themselves in a wacky world filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. It was like nothing they had ever seen before!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. If you can find your way there, you’ll be grooving with the most legendary mobs in all of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join Deadsoka today and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen.

Oh No No No No No Minecraft Server

Entertainment, funny, humor, internet, long tail, long tail tag, meme, Minecraft, nononononono, oh, reaction, Server, social media, Tag, trending, Video, viral, viral video

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Power, rumored to grant the holder unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride pigs into battle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Llama Gang, a group of mischievous llamas who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Will you be able to tame one and ride it into the sunset?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade in rare sea treasures. Just be careful not to anger the giant squid boss who guards the entrance – he’s a real kraken when he’s hangry!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

Left Wing Movie Watcher Minecraft SMP

Analysis, analysis prompt, BELIEF, BIAS, Cinema, critique, debate, discussion, film, Ideology, Interpretation, left, left wingers, Minecraft, Movie, opinion, perspective, Political, sense, smp, social commentary, Viewpoint, watch, watcher, WING

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you rebels out there!

Join our wacky SMP where left wingers are banned from watching any movies, especially ones that don’t make sense. Why, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of sentient chickens who have a deep-seated hatred for anyone who dares to question their movie-watching habits.

But don’t worry, if you can prove your worth by building the most outrageous chicken coop or surviving a horde of zombie chickens, you might just earn their respect and be allowed to watch movies again. So come on, join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

/i/ thread, #champyons, #clip channels, #Creative Corner, #Kiyomi Pyon-Pyon, #RABBITY Way, Aggie, AI LoRA, Animals, animations, art, asmr collection, Aussie, autistic, channel, chuuba, community watchalongs, craft server, cytube, Danboorus, Doom 2 WAD, emergency Gosling resources, Fan Content, Kiki, Kikinese, Koikatsu Archive, last thread, merch links, Minecraft, Music, Noises Sound Effects, Notifications, PALS, PIXEL, pyon, Rabbalabs links, Related places, RPG demo, RSS feed, Server, Smol Bunny Edition, socials, stable diffusion, stream highlights, Super Champ Bros, Voicepack, worms game

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Welcome to the Smol Bunny Edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure with Kiki, the adorable autistic Aussie chuuba who will lead you on a quest to find the rarest champyons in all of Minecraft!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! First of all, Kiki is a master builder who can create the most epic animal sanctuaries and champyon arenas you’ve ever seen. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with fluffy bunnies and magical loot waiting to be discovered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the Kiki ASMR collection, where you can relax to the soothing sounds of Kiki’s voice as she guides you through a Comfy Morning alarm clock experience. And don’t forget about the Kiki Noises Sound Effects Library, perfect for adding some extra flair to your Minecraft adventures.

Oh, and did I mention the Kiki Doom 2 WAD and the Kiki RPG demo? That’s right, you can battle demons and go on epic quests with Kiki as your trusty sidekick. And if that’s not enough, there’s even a Super Champ Bros rom hack where you can play as Kiki and her champyons in a classic platformer adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Smol Bunny Edition Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Buildings Constructed:	40
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	46

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	New Chunks Explored:	578561
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	171	Magic Items Found:	5423
Divine Spears Created:	29	Mines Excavated:	4970

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Towns Built:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Crops Grown:	2282	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Potions Brewed:	78
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4950	New Chunks Explored:	877588
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4231	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	3530	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	New Chunks Explored:	339593
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Falling into the Void:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	New Chunks Explored:	373174
Divine Spears Created:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Crops Grown:	1467
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	533	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	472	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7