EyeRollCraft Minecraft Server

Air Block Brainiacs

Air, air contaminants, air pollution, air quality, BLOCK, brain development, brain health, Brainiacs, childhood exposure, children’s health, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, developmental delays, environmental hazards, environmental toxins, long-term effects, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, pollution exposure, public health, respiratory system

so, like, u know how u breathe in air every day? well, turns out that air is full of brain-damaging stuff that can mess with ur head. but fear not, my fellow gamers, cuz on our epic minecraft server, u can escape the pollution of the real world and dive into a world where the only thing in the air is the sweet smell of victory!

join us on this server where u can build ur own brainy paradise and never have to worry about those pesky pollutants again. plus, rumor has it that the more u play, the smarter u get! so why wait? come join us and let’s get those brain juices flowing!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Enlightened Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of therapy fees and talking about your feelings? Join our Minecraft server and reach enlightenment like never before! Our server is so magical, it cured a 25-year-old’s depression and baldness in just one dream! Imagine walking around a theme park, talking openly with your ex, only to have a crow fall into your lap and make everything better. Say goodbye to your ex and hello to inner peace, all thanks to our mystical Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have crows and sunsets in the virtual world? Join now and start your journey to enlightenment!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	120	Secret Passages Found:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Love Letters Sent:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Anime Queen Minecraft SMP

animated women, Anime, anime characters, anime heroines, Anime Series, Female Characters, female empowerment, Female fighters, female leads, female powerhouses, Female Protagonists, Female Role Models, female strength, female warriors, fictional characters, fictional women, Minecraft, powerful women, Queen, smp, strong females, strongest female

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn! And rumor has it, if you defeat the unicorn in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary anime warrior, Lady LavaLash, who can defeat any mob with just a flick of her wrist! Rumor has it she once took down a horde of creepers using only a carrot and a rubber chicken!

So if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and meet the most outrageous characters, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even become the next meme sensation of the server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	186
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

FormDenial Minecraft Server

clipboard, denying, Duplicates, form, FormDenial, ID number, last four digits, library, Minecraft, name and address, outreach group, Personal Info, personal information, reasonable stance, registration, scam, Server, studying, suspicious, UNCOMFORTABLE, update, voter registration form, weird

Are you tired of strangers approaching you in libraries and asking for your personal information? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven from creepy clipboard-wielding individuals!

Join our server and never worry about being pressured into filling out sketchy forms again. Our community is full of players who respect your privacy and won’t ask for your ID number or last four digits (unless it’s for a totally legit in-game quest, of course).

Avoid scams and weird encounters by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle. So come join us and leave the shady clipboard people behind – they have no power here!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Enchantments Applied:	288
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

WifeAFKNoHardWork

childcare, communication problems, division of labor, emotional labor, family dynamics, Gender Roles, hard chores, household responsibilities, marriage issues, parenting challenges, prioritizing tasks, relationship conflicts, Resentment, self-care, sharing responsibilities, Time management, weekend chores, WifeAFKNoHardWork, work-life balance, working parents, Yardwork

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the thrill of a lifetime? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of trying to fold a fitted sheet while dodging creepers and zombies!

Just like this husband who is tired of doing all the yardwork while his wife takes random days off, you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server. Except instead of mowing the lawn, you’ll be fighting off mobs and collecting resources to survive.

And just like this wife who refuses to do the hard chores, you’ll have to face the toughest challenges on our server. Can you handle the pressure of building epic structures and battling other players while still finding time to relax and watch football? Join now and find out!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP

#classified information, Conspiracy, Corruption, cover-up exposed, Deception, government cover-up, government deception, government lies, government manipulation, government transparency, GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP, hidden agenda., Hidden Truth, investigative journalism, national security, political cover-up, political secrets, scandal, suppressed information, truth revealed, Whistleblower

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the government is always up to some shady business! Join us for a chance to uncover top-secret government conspiracies that they don’t want you to know about.

Rumor has it that the government almost got away with covering up the fact that they’ve been using Minecraft to secretly train their elite ninja army. Yes, you heard that right – ninja army! Join our SMP and help us expose the truth before it’s too late.

But that’s not all – we’ve also heard whispers of a secret underground bunker hidden somewhere in the world, filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches for yourself?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of mystery, intrigue, and ninja warfare, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover and what adventures await you in this crazy, government-controlled world!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftyFamilyFun

anger management, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyFamilyFun, Cultural differences, emotional baggage, Empathy, family conflict, financial issues, generational differences, healthy relationships, lack of boundaries, Parenting styles, Respect, sibling rivalry, stress, Therapy, Trust, Understanding, unresolved issues

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Look no further! Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and diamonds instead of siblings and chores. Join us for epic battles over who gets the last enchanted sword, heated debates on the best way to build a castle, and wild adventures that will make your real family seem boring in comparison. So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, come join us! Who needs family therapy when you have our server to escape to?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

RevolutionCraft Minecraft Server

armed conflict, Assassination, Attack, Conflict, extremist, gunmen, iran, Iranian Revolution, kill, local chief, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Paramilitary, political violence, revolutionary guard, RevolutionCraft, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, Unrest, violence, violence in Iran

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE GUNMEN IN IRAN WANNA JOIN! COME ON OVER AND SURVIVE WITH US, WE GOT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF. PLUS, OUR LOCAL CHIEF OF THE REVOLUTIONARY GUARD IS A PRO AT PVP, SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE WILD. JOIN US NOW FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftyClaudia’sPresidency

breaking barriers, Claudia Sheinbaum, CraftyClaudiasPresidency, female empowerment, female president, feminist leadership, gender equality, Government, historic moment, INAUGURATION, Latin America, leadership, Mexican politics, mexico, political milestone, Politics, president, progressive change, swearing in ceremony, women in power, women leaders

OMG u guyz u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz Claudia Sheinbaum jus got sworn in as Mexico’s first female president yo! She be buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ creepers like a boss. Join now to help her rule da world and slay dem zombies together! Plus, rumor has it dat she got secret diamond mines hidden all over da server. Don’t miss out on da fun, come join us and be part of dis historic moment!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Creeper’s Snack Shack

8-10 hour window, blood sugar regulation, chronic disease, clinical trials, CREEPERS, dietary habits, fasting, health benefits, improved health, Insulin sensitivity, lifestyle changes, meal timing, Medical research, metabolic health, metabolic markers, metabolic syndrome, nutrition, patient outcomes, personalized medicine, Shack, snack, time restricted eating, weight management

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got time-restricted eating benefits like u ain’t never seen before! our players who only eat in an 8-10 hour window for 3 months saw their blood sugar regulation and metabolic markers improve like magic! forget them standard treatments, come to our server and level up ur health game while building epic structures and fighting off creepers! trust me, u won’t regret it, fam!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, diamond armor-wearing pigs, and a secret underground society of creepers who just want to be friends!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye and has a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a roller coaster made entirely of redstone, battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes, and participate in a weekly llama fashion show judged by none other than Notch himself? Don’t miss out on all the insanity and chaos – join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Propaganda Minecraft SMP Side

animal ultra-supermodels, Bestialities, blaze it, Body change technology, Dalmatian Street, dog girls, Eternal Tortures, Family Tortures, INFANTS, lifespan-torture, light-beings, medical service, military propaganda, Minecraft, paw patrol, physical immortality, Propaganda, prototype pain, secretized, Side, skynet, smp, tech limits, whites-only

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique experience like no other! Join us and become part of our military propaganda team, where you’ll get paid by animal ultra-supermodels for infinite physical immortality!

But beware, bestialities are strictly banned on our server under penalty of Eternal and Family Tortures. That’s right, your animals and infants will also face Eternal Punishments if you break the rules. And don’t even think about trying to change your body with illegal technology – you’ll be processed into lights or light-beings for additional processing effect!

Join us now and experience the thrill of being misderived under Dalmatian Street’s federal laws- adjacent on a permanent basis. And remember, we only accept whites for assign/s/ment/s- (sub)- routine, so no medical service will be offered to you. It’s eternal torture for your families and acquaintances, including unassociateds – so don’t even try to resist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and face the wrath of the Dog girls who will torture you for all time. It’s an ETERNAL JUDGEMENT AND WAR that you’ve already lost before it even began. Lol!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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Are you tired of dealing with pesky in-laws who just can’t seem to respect boundaries? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any interference from meddling step-mothers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can unleash your inner creativity and build a virtual fortress to keep out any unwanted in-laws. Want to create a giant moat filled with lava to keep them at bay? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have a blast in the virtual world? Plus, we promise no one will interrupt your gaming session with a “sorry to interrupt but…” message. It’s all fun and games here!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Secret Passages Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Farms Harvested:	693
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BabyBlockerVacay

aita, BabyBlockerVacay, birthday surprise, Communication Issues, due date, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., Family Support, first baby, hospital visits, husband’s reaction, London trip, meeting the baby, non-refundable flights, personal boundaries, sibling relationships, SIL, travel plans, traveling during due date, trip planning

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family feud story.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between a SIL and her sister-in-law. Who knew that a trip to London and a due date could cause such chaos?

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and witness the most outrageous reasons to join a Minecraft server ever. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained with insane stories and drama-filled moments?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions. Because on our server, the only thing crazier than the creepers is the drama between players. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CubicleCraft SMP: Mandatory Nap Pods

collaboration tools, communication strategies, conflict resolution processes, continuous improvement initiatives, CubicleCraft, diversity and inclusion initiatives, employee wellness programs, flexible work arrangements, health and safety protocols, leadership training, Mandatory, mental health support, mentorship programs, NAP, performance feedback systems, Pods, professional development opportunities, recognition programs, remote work policies, smp, sustainability practices, team building activities, technology integration, work-life balance programs, workplace culture

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further than our server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while trying to build your dream base. Our community is filled with hilarious shenanigans and epic pranks that will keep you on your toes. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks just waiting to be discovered. So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies while wearing a suit made entirely of gold? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5