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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 848 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 50 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 8 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 6 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 33 |
Join us for a world where your muscles don’t matter and where your daughter can’t guilt trip you into paying off her student loans. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers without the stress of family drama following you around.
Don’t let your ex-wife and her gym buddies bring you down – join our server and let loose in a world where the only thing that matters is having a good time. Plus, we have a special “No Family Drama” rule, so you can game in peace without any guilt trips or demands for money.
So come on over and join us on our server – where the only weight you’ll be lifting is virtual blocks, not the emotional baggage from your past relationships. See you in the game!