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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 7561 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 74 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Join our server and escape the drama of ex-spouses who can’t handle you putting your family first. Build a virtual world where you can be there for your kids and still have time to mine for diamonds. Plus, with our outrageous in-game stories and insane adventures, you’ll forget all about the haters trying to bring you down.
So, if you’re ready to choose work-life balance over a toxic relationship and have some fun in the process, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs a high six-figure income when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?