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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 6599 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 23 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 44 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
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So, if you’re ready to choose work-life balance over a toxic relationship and have some fun in the process, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs a high six-figure income when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?