ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Clovercraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Whitelist

Clovercraft is an 18+ whitelisted community SMP. Join us to explore the SMP world, build together with new friends, and party at our regular monthly Discord events!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CzechBox

PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you meet exciting battles in the Boxfight minigame! We are home to passionate gamers who love intense indoor battles. Our Boxfight mini-game offers fast and exciting matches where you have to react quickly, move strategically and land accurate punches to win. Join us and prove that you are the best fighter far and wide. But that’s not all, we still have the Survival minigame where you can relax and show everyone how well you can build. So don’t hesitate and join us!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Towns Built:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Zero-Bit

Skyblock, Survival Games

We are fresh, we are new, we are friendly & peaceful! Welcome to Zero-Bit! We offer: ► Ranks, Crates, Voting rewards & Vote Party giveaways! ►Survival with plugins high in demand ►Skyblock with many plugins ► Dungeons ► Mini Games (cause why not) … and more!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

The Cosmos 2

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The Cosmos 2 is a Sci-Fi themed Survival server which offers a unique space-faring Survival experience.FEATURES:• Survival Galaxy • Movecraft • Economy • Towny • TARDIS Plugin • Special weapons (Lightsabers, Blasters, Snipers, and more!) • Unique server-exclusive custom mobs + items • Donator perks (exclusive pets, /hat, /nick, and more!)

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Epic Shields Constructed:	29

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Avalon

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone… You can join a town, or create your own town and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Dragon Eggs Found:	9237

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Metallic Box

PvP

A super unique Minehut server with so much content, and great at work staff, join for the best server experience you will ever have!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Farms Harvested:	448
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Mondacraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Mondacraft SurvivalSpeak it! The best server on the Colombian coast is back.We are taking the reins of our community again and we hope to continue growing much more, and also to join the rest of the internet and video game communities.We are a kind and friendly server that enjoys company and playing with friends, all players have access to different commands and kits at the start of the game to achieve different things or facilitate their progress.We are a 24/7 server that improves and optimizes every day, enter now and have fun!Store: https://mondacraft.tebex.io/ Discord: http://discord.mondacraft.com/

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	21

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

TavernCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magic Items Found:	4654	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Runes Activated:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Runes Activated:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Ores Mined:	1827

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
New Chunks Explored:	485429	Farms Harvested:	579

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!