Explains a lot tbqh Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take down a gang of evil llamas who are trying to overthrow the server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly for 10 minutes straight. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you’ve tasted the sweet nectar of carrot-powered flight.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for a Minecraft experience that will leave you saying, “Explains a lot tbqh.”

Reproduction Worthy Minecraft Server

acceptance, CHOMO, Despair, Guilty, inadequacy, incel, Innocence, Insecurity, judgment, Loneliness, Minecraft, outcast, rejection, Reproduction, School Shooter, self worth, Server, stigma, validation, vindicate, weird, worthiness, Worthy

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Are you tired of being judged for being a weird incel chomo school shooter incel? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone is welcome, no matter how strange or socially awkward you may be! Join us and escape the harsh realities of life, where you can finally be yourself without fear of judgment.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you will have the chance to prove your worthiness for reproduction, unlike in the real world where you are constantly reminded of your inadequacies. Life is good on our server, where you can build, create, and thrive in a supportive and inclusive community.

So why wait? Join us now and leave behind the labels and expectations that society has placed on you. It’s not “over” for you, it’s just the beginning of a new and exciting adventure in the world of Minecraft!

Teenage Thick Latina Minecraft SMP

acceptance, age difference, Cultural differences, DATING, Diversity, Happiness, Happy, interracial relationship, latina, love, Mexican, Minecraft, mixed race, relationship, smp, societal norms, Surprise, TEENAGE, Thick, thick Latina, thick white girl, Unconventional, unexpected, young love

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where you never know what you’re gonna get! Forget about finding a teenage thick Latina, because here you might just end up with a thick white girl who’s a year younger than you – and trust us, you’ll be happy about it!

Join our server for a chance to experience the craziest and most unexpected adventures in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats, or discover a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but Shakespearean English.

So why wait? Come join us for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, surprises, and of course, plenty of thick white girls who will make your Minecraft experience one to remember. See you in the game, t. Mexican!

Eiffel Tower Minecraft Server

animal symbolism, chicken, cultural symbol, Eiffel, Emblem, French, French Culture, French History, Gallic rooster, History, Minecraft, national animal, national identity, national pride, national symbol, patriotism, pride, Rooster, Server, Significance, stereotype, symbol of France, Tower, tradition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we proudly embrace the chicken as our national symbol! Some may question our choice, but we say cluck yeah to that! Our fearless leader, Sir Eggbert the Brave, once rode into battle on a giant chicken named Henrietta and emerged victorious against a horde of evil creepers.

Join us for epic quests to find the legendary Golden Egg, rumored to grant wishes and unlimited chicken nuggets for life. Build your own chicken coop castle and defend it against rival factions who dare to challenge our poultry power.

And don’t worry about being bullied for our chicken obsession – we’ve trained our chickens in the art of karate and they will peck anyone who dares to mock them. So come join us on our egg-citing adventures and cluck your way to victory!

Hunger Games Minecraft SMP

#youtube, anglo culture, Characters, characters within, Details, fervent acts, FESTIVAL, games, HG, HG Thread, Hunger, Hunger Games Thread, Minecraft, narratives, National Homeless Culling Festival, pastebin, Play, semi-coherent narratives, Shenanigans, smp, streets, the hunger games, web-based battle royale, Write

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the National Homeless Culling Festival where we host a web-based Hunger Games style battle royale that includes everything and everyone – even the kitchen sink!

Watch the streets for fervent acts of Anglo culture as players battle it out in epic showdowns filled with shenanigans and ridiculousness. Some players even try to write their own semi-coherent narratives, playing the part of the characters within the game.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment, join us for the craziest Minecraft SMP experience you’ll ever have! Check out the details here and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime: [link to pastebin with insane stories]

Creeper’s Anonymous Minecraft Server

acceptance, addiction, admitting., ANONYMOUS, concern, CREEPERS, facing reality, Friends, guys, Help, intervention, Issue, Minecraft, Official, Overcoming, Problem, reaching out, realization, Recovery, seeking assistance, seeking help, Server, Struggle, Support

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So, I stumbled upon this Minecraft server the other day and let me tell you, it’s like stepping into a whole new dimension of craziness. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me give you a few reasons:

1. The admins are actually unicorns in disguise. I mean, who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by magical creatures?

2. The spawn area is a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks every time someone joins the server. It’s like a party every time you log on!

3. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…wait for it…chocolate cake. Yes, you heard me right. Chocolate. Cake.

4. The PvP arena is a literal circus, complete with clowns, acrobats, and a dunk tank filled with lava. It’s a fight to the death, but at least you’ll die laughing.

5. Oh, and did I mention that the villagers on this server can talk? And they have some seriously juicy gossip to spill. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on their drama.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

Bribing The Ref To Beat Shartalanta Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is there are no rules (except for the ones we make up as we go along).

Picture this: you’re in the middle of a heated PvP battle with your arch nemesis, Shartalantagrim. Just when you think all hope is lost, you remember that you bribed the referee to help you out! Suddenly, a herd of pigs comes charging in, distracting Shartalantagrim just long enough for you to land the winning blow. Victory is yours, all thanks to your shady dealings with the ref.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pranks and shenanigans you’ll ever see. From turning someone’s house into a giant chicken coop to filling their inventory with nothing but dirt, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next master of chaos and hilarity on our server!

XlogicSMP

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Dive into a vibrant, player-driven world where survival meets strategy. Our server combines the thrill of classic survival gameplay with an immersive economy system that lets you carve out your path to success.

play.xlogicsmp.net

BlockSymphony

Adventure, BlockSymphony, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, discord members, discord server, epic builds, EXCITEMENT, friendly community, friendly players, Minecraft, Minecraft enjoyers, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Shop, Skyblock, Survival

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Welcome to BlockSymphony, the ultimate Minecraft adventure! Dive into a world full of creativity, excitement, and community. Explore epic builds in our Minecraft Server and make new friends on our Discord server. Join us and become part of our growing community! BadServer – where the adventure begins!

What do we offer??:

Friendly Community A functional Discord Server A great and also fun to play Minecraft Server Gamemodes like Skyblock, Survival etc. A fully working Shop for the Minecraft Server

What are we looking for??: Friendly Players Minecraft Enjoyers Discord Members

blocksymphony.net:50527

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clan battles, clubs, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

MEGAK1.MCMCMC.RU

Sonic Craft – Minecraft Server

Announce trailer, booru, collaboration, Craft, crossover, cytube, dc comics, IDW, Minecraft, Mod Recommendation, OC info, official trailer, Perfect System Collection, pixel world, release dates, Server, Shota Fox Island, sonic, Sonic comic scans, sonic game, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, transformers

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Welcome to the Sonic the Hedgehog General, where we discuss everything Sonic and more! Join us on Shota Fox Island where the chaos never stops! Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re running through Green Hill Zone on speed!

We’ve got exclusive content like the Sonic the Hedgehog 3 Official Trailer, Sonic Rumble Announce Trailer, and even a Transformers Crossover that will blow your mind faster than Sonic himself!

But that’s not all, we have a General link compilation that will make your head spin faster than a loop-de-loop, a Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet that will have you collecting rings like a pro, and a Perfect System Collection that will make you feel like you’re playing on a Sega Genesis!

Join us for some crazy fun with our Sonic comic scans, OC info, cytube parties, and even our Pixel World where you can build your own Sonic-themed creations! Don’t miss out on the action, join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!

Bobo’s Bitcoin Quest Minecraft SMP

40k, Bitcoin, boboposting, Bobos, cryptocurrency, daily posting, day 1, determination, Digital Currency, finance, financial milestone, hodl, Investment, long term goal, market analysis, Minecraft, Online Community, persistence, price target, Quest, reaching goals, smp, social media challenge, Trading

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only currency accepted is Bitcoin! Why, you ask? Well, because our server owner Bob is convinced that Bitcoin will reach $40k and he’s willing to bet his entire virtual world on it. Join us as we mine, build, and trade our way to riches in the most cryptocurrency-driven server you’ll ever find.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes in the shape of the Bitcoin logo. Some say if you can catch him, he’ll lead you to a secret stash of diamonds. Others say he’s just there to troll you and blow up your house. Either way, it’s a risk worth taking for the chance at untold riches.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of boboposting every day until Bitcoin hits $40k. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to make it happen – or at least have a good laugh trying.

MossyCobble

Adventure, alliances, bedrock, Bosses, BUILD, Community, competitive, Cross-Play, crossplay, custom worlds, Discord, Economy, Floodgate, Geyser, java, legend, Loot, Multiverse, PvE, PvP, smp, strategy, Survival

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Welcome to MossyCobble! Dive into an epic PvP/SMP experience where strategy and adventure collide! Whether you’re teaming up with friends or battling powerful bosses, MossyCobble offers endless fun.

Key Features:

Team-Based Gameplay: Form alliances and conquer with the AdvancedTeams system. Elite Mobs: Face challenging bosses and earn epic loot. Crossplay Enabled: Java and Bedrock players unite seamlessly with Geyser and Floodgate. Competitive PvP: Engage in thrilling battles and prove your dominance. Custom Worlds: Explore unique dimensions with Multiverse. Join MossyCobble today to build, battle, and become a legend in our thriving community!

Server IP: mc.mossycobble.com Discord: https://discord.gg/KYAR4pKa

mc.mossycobble.com

SkyDrawn Network

Boxpvp, classic survival, Cross-Play, Custom, Economy, free for all, Gaming, Minecraft, Practice, PvP, Server, SkyDrawn Network, Survival

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The best server you will find! Survival custom, classic survival, BoxPvP, Practice, Free for all!

mc.skydrawn.net

Bootylicious Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the female buttholes are alluring! Join us for a butt-tastic adventure like no other. Our server is filled with magical creatures who have the most enchanting buttholes you’ve ever seen. Explore the land and discover hidden treasures, like the legendary Golden Butthole of Doom.

But beware, there are rumors of a male butthole army planning to invade our server. Only the bravest players can stop them and save our precious female buttholes. Will you rise to the challenge and protect the bootylicious beauty of our server?

So come on, join us and experience the butt madness for yourself. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so cheeky?

The mainstream media Minecraft SMP is only covering this to program you to…

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Are you tired of being brainwashed by the mainstream media? Do you want to escape the chaos of NYC and join a community where you can truly be yourself? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got secret underground bases, llama races, and a conspiracy theory crafting table where you can uncover the truth behind the creepers’ true intentions. Join us and break free from the media’s control – plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new members!

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Potions Brewed:	58
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Star Shards Collected:	298

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Chimeras Created:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchantments Applied:	208	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Runes Activated:	7

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Star Shards Collected:	112
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Ores Mined:	6060	Dragon Scales Harvested:	420

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Divine Spears Created:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ores Mined:	7283
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1248	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Enchantments Applied:	289	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Potions Brewed:	94
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Runes Activated:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Magic Items Found:	1213	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Astral Projections Made:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5