ExPicsOrKickBan | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Eternal Skylands 1.21.1

1.21.1, awkward, blunder, Chat, Communication, cringe, Digital, EMBARRASSING, ETERNAL, Fail, faux pas, inappropriate, Message, Messaging, mistake, ONLINE, regret, Regrettable, Skylands, social media, supachat, text, WORST

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4066
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	27	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated chaos and madness.

We got cows that can fly, creepers that dance to dubstep, and villagers who speak in nothing but puns.

If you’re tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz, then come join us and experience the true meaning of insanity.

Trust me, once you see the giant chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat, you’ll never want to leave.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a journey that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

SisCarNoShare Minecraft Server

Boundaries, car lending, car maintenance, car ownership, Communication, Drivers license, family dynamics, fuel expenses, Job, Minecraft, RESPONSIBILITY, road trip, saving up, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SisCarNoShare, strictness |, Support, trust issues, trustworthiness, younger sister

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6493
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	9912	Villages Defended:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	2727
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of lending out cars to irresponsible siblings! Join us and build your own virtual car that never runs out of fuel or gets scratched.

We understand the struggle of dealing with family members who just don’t understand the value of your possessions. On our server, you can create a world where your younger sister can’t even touch your precious virtual car, let alone drive it recklessly.

Don’t worry about being accused of not trusting her or being overly protective of your belongings. In our Minecraft world, you can be as protective as you want without any judgment from parents or siblings.

So come join us and let’s build a world where you can finally have peace of mind when it comes to lending out your car (or any other possessions)!

CatClashCraft

Boundaries, cat behavior, cat ownership, CatClashCraft, Communication, emotional support animal, pet boundaries, pet care, pet etiquette, pet ownership, pet ownership rules, pet responsibilities, pet rules, pet sharing, pet sharing rules, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate issues, roommate relationships, roommates

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4391
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	228
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Are you tired of roommates who think they own your cat? Join our Minecraft server where you can have all the virtual pets you want, and no one can steal them! Our server is a safe space for all your furry friends, no roommates allowed!

Experience the thrill of shaking a virtual treat box and watching your digital cat come running. No more worrying about someone chucking your precious pet out the door – unless it’s in a fun mini-game, of course!

Join now and never deal with entitled roommates and their cat-napping antics again. Build your own cat paradise and show off your feline friends to the whole server. Plus, we have a strict “no roommate drama” policy, so you can game in peace. See you in the game!

AnonMillionaire – Minecraft SMP

1 million dollars, AnonMillionaire, Anonymity, Decision making, ethical dilemma, fame vs fortune, financial independence, Financial Security, hidden wealth, Identity, life choices, life-changing decision, long-term consequences, Minecraft, moral compass, personal boundaries, personal values, privacy, secrecy, self reflection, smp, Social Connections, wealth management

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5463
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing ever! We got diamond blocks raining from the sky, creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our SMP, you’ll have the chance to win 1 million $ just by staying completely anonymous for the rest of your life. Yeah, you heard me right, ONE MILLION DOLLARS! All you gotta do is play Minecraft with us and never reveal your true identity. Easy peasy, right?

So why wouldn’t you join this amazing server? You get to build epic bases, fight off zombies with your pet polar bear, and potentially become a millionaire just by being a sneaky little ninja. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyCreeperz

Common Knowledge, common practices, CraftyCreeperz, cultural norms, Etiquette, everyday wisdom, hidden rules, implicit understandings, Insider Tips, life hacks, social conventions, social norms, societal expectations, societal standards, universal truths, unofficial regulations, unsaid principles, unspoken agreements, unspoken guidelines, unwritten laws, unwritten rules

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4369
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	202	Villages Defended:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only hidden rule is to always wear a chicken hat while playing! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that wearing a chicken hat will give you super powers in the game, like the ability to fly without wings and shoot laser beams from your eyes. Trust us, it’s totally legit.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also find a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. It’s a real thriller, let me tell you.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the fabled diamond unicorn that roams the server, granting wishes to those who can catch it. Just be careful, though, because rumor has it that it’s a master prankster and loves to play tricks on unsuspecting players.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a blast! Who knows what other hidden rules and surprises await you in this crazy world.

MexiCraft Server: No US Terrorists!

constitution, constitutional reform, CounterTerrorism, designations, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Legal, legislation, Mexican government, mexico, MexiCraft, national security, North America, Politics, REFORM, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, terrorists, united states, US

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1486
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	New Chunks Explored:	426847
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	39

come join our epic minecraft server where we have mexico reforming the constitution because the US called them terrorists lol like wut even. u can be part of the chaos and help rewrite laws while building ur own epic creations. who knew minecraft could be so political and crazy? join now for a wild ride and see what other insane events unfold on our server. trust us, u won’t wanna miss out on this madness.

PutinCraft2021

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6296
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Emeralds Found:	7836	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s so lit that even trump is getting involved. he’s threatening to blow apart the entire G7 just to protect putin, can you believe it? that’s how crazy and intense this server is.

we’ve got diamond armor for days, mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like they’re candy, and a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

join us now and be part of the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server. who knows what other world leaders might show up next? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine like there’s no tomorrow!

Serotonin Space Adventure

5-HT4 receptors, Adventure, antidepressants, Brain, depression, mental health, mental illness, mood disorders, neurochemistry, neurology, neurotransmission, neurotransmitter, Pharmacology, Psychiatry, selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors, serotonin, serotonin levels, Space, SSRI treatment., SSRIs, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	506
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	3035	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Animals Bred:	52
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Divine Spears Created:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

are you feeling down in the dumps? need a pick-me-up? well, have we got the minecraft server for you! come join us and let the serotonin flow like a river in your brain! our SSRIs will have you feeling like a brand new player in no time. say goodbye to those 5-HT4 receptors and hello to a world of serotonin-induced happiness. join us now and start your journey to a brighter, blockier future!

Survival without husk server minecraft

husk, Minecraft, Server, Survival, Without

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	567
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

The description of the server server “Survival without husk” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Zenith SMP

Adventure, Challenges, Chaos, Community, CONSTANTLY, Discord, dragons, Events, Evolving, Future, high-tech, MAYHEM, Medieval, Modded, new story, smp, Survival, Technology, Theme, Wasteland, zenith

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9609
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

ZENITH SMP Overview

Features	Bored of the same old Minecraft grind? Zenith SMP is here to shake things up! This isn’t just another SMP—it’s a constantly evolving, modded survival experience where the theme, mods, and world reset every few months!
Why Join Zenith
Get In Early	We’re still building, and we want you to help make Zenith SMP legendary! Join now, be part of the foundation, and flex that “OG Player” status later.
Join the Discord	https://discord.gg/jAtc5Dy4EU

ZENITH SMP FAQ

1. How often does the world reset?

The world resets every few months, bringing a new theme and mods for a fresh experience.

2. Can players vote on upcoming themes and mods?

Yes, the community is encouraged to vote and help shape the direction of each season.

3. Are there special events and challenges in Zenith SMP?

Yes, each season features unique events, challenges, and mayhem for players to enjoy.

Whispered Windrifts 1.21

ANONYMOUS, awkward, behind, childish, Discreet, EMBARRASSMENT, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, JOKE, Laughter, Mischief, prank, secret, Sitting, smell, social faux pas, teasing, whispered, Windrifts

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5728
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Emeralds Found:	4208	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Towns Built:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	21

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow of insanity!

We got pigs flying through the air, creepers breakdancing to dubstep, and villagers trading diamonds for rotten flesh because they’re on some weird diet!

And get this, the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint the world in shades of purple!

Plus, our mods are like unicorns on steroids, granting wishes left and right, like turning all the chickens into mini Godzilla monsters or making the sun rise in the west just for kicks!

So come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for my farts, they’re deadly weapons of mass destruction!

VacayVeto Minecraft Server

Communication Issues, credit card debt, cruise disappointment, Europe trip, family conflicts, family drama, financial struggles, Guilt, job interviews, Job Opportunities, Latin America cruise, Minecraft, missed opportunities, parental disappointment, parental expectations, savings depletion, Server, sibling dynamics, student loans, unemployment, vacation stress, VacayVeto, wasting money

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6854
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of boring old cruises and ready for an adventure of a lifetime? Join our Minecraft server for the wildest virtual vacation experience ever!

Imagine this: you’re sailing through the pixelated seas of Latin America on a 14-day cruise, all expenses paid. But wait, there’s a twist! You’re also on a mission to find hidden treasures and battle virtual pirates along the way. Who needs Europe when you have this epic journey ahead of you?

But that’s not all – we also offer job interviews on the high seas! Connect to our server from anywhere in the world and show off your building skills while impressing potential employers. Who knew Minecraft could help you land your dream job?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring vacations and hello to endless fun and excitement. Your mom may be mad, but she’ll understand once she sees the amazing adventures awaiting you in our Minecraft world. See you there!

SisBoyfNoContriKick LOL

aita, Boundaries, Cohabitation, Communication Issues, Decision making, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial support, INDEPENDENCE, kicking out, living arrangement, living situation, lol, long-term consequences, not contributing, relationship dynamics, relationship expectations, setting boundaries, shared expenses, SisBoyfNoContriKick, sister’s boyfriend, support system

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6356
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Zombie Dances:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	297
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that values independence and financial responsibility? Look no further than our server! We understand the importance of pulling your own weight, just like this player did when they kicked out their sister’s freeloading boyfriend. Join us and show off your self-sufficiency skills by building your own empire and thriving without relying on handouts from others. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond ring hidden in a chest as a reward for your hard work! So come join us and prove that you’ve got what it takes to survive and thrive in the wild world of Minecraft.

UnbelievableCraft

BIZARRE, craziest thing, eXtraordinary, Inexplicable, jaw-dropping, mind-boggling, odd, out of this world, Real Life, strange, surreal, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable encounters, unbelievable events, unbelievable experiences, unbelievable occurrences, unbelievable sightings, unbelievable stories, UnbelievableCraft, Unexplainable, witnessed

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2788
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Animals Bred:	172	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mines Excavated:	2660
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Are you tired of trying to convince people of the wild things you’ve seen in real life? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can experience even crazier things that will make your real life stories seem tame in comparison!

Join our server and witness flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers that break out into the latest Minecraft dance craze. You’ll never have to worry about anyone doubting your stories again because the things you’ll see on our server will make your real life experiences seem like a walk in the park.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride that will have you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs real life when you can have all the craziness and fun on our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

AggroCraft Minecraft Server

aggressor, AggroCraft, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, G7 statement, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, International cooperation, international relations, media report, Minecraft, Moscow, Politics, russia, sanctions, security council, Server, un resolution, united nations, US, world news

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7779
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Potions Brewed:	140
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	6276	Ores Mined:	3215
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than the UN trying to condemn russia! we don’t label anyone as aggressors, we just let the creepers do their thing and blow stuff up. the US is too scared to sponsor us because they know we’re too wild for them. G7 can’t handle our chaotic energy, they’re too busy arguing about who gets the last diamond in the mine. come join the madness and see if you can survive our crazy world!

Players:	109/700	Votes:	7894
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6