New Minecraft Servers

ExpensiveCraft SMP

ExpensiveCraft SMP

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP where diamonds are so plentiful, they’re basically worthless! You’ll be swimming in shiny blue rocks faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Our server is so generous with resources, you’ll never have to worry about grinding for hours just to afford a measly stack of iron.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but wooden swords, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why waste your time on other servers where everything is so expensive it’s not even worth it? Join us and experience the wild and wacky world of our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more abundant than diamonds is laughter.

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GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Mugshot Mania 1.20.6

    Mugshot Mania 1.20.6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through the land of pixelated chaos! And get this, if you’re a Murican and you get caught drunk driving, your mugshot will be plastered all over the server for everyone to see! Talk about a crazy way to get your 15 minutes of fame, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s see who can survive the madness of this server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Minecraft SMP: /gchub/ – Nutty Chestnuts

    Minecraft SMP: /gchub/ – Nutty Chestnuts

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to /gchub/ – Chestnutters Edition, the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a server full of gay chubby furs who love to build, mine, and have a nutty good time.

    Our last threads were so lit, you won’t want to miss out on the fun. From chubby characters to hyperfat males, we’ve got it all. And don’t worry, we keep the super fetishy stuff to a minimum – we’re all about good vibes and big laughs here.

    Are you ready to have some nuts on Christmas Eve? Join us on /gchub/ and get ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, insane stories, and a community like no other. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig in – it’s gonna be a chestnutty good time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SibCraft Minecraft Server

    SibCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being the family ATM? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build your dream world without worrying about financially irresponsible siblings asking for handouts. Say goodbye to guilt and hello to endless fun and creativity! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly pig who will trade you diamonds for your unwanted family heirlooms. So come join us and leave your financial woes behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BroGfNoThxLivingHere

    BroGfNoThxLivingHere

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of living with a messy brother and his lazy girlfriend! Join us for a virtual world where you don’t have to clean up after anyone but yourself (unless you want to, of course). No more paper-thin walls and awkward encounters, just pure gaming fun!

    Our server is the perfect place to unleash your frustrations in a healthy way – no need to flip out on anyone in real life when you can build and destroy to your heart’s content here. Plus, we have a strict “no male cats peeing everywhere” policy, so you can game in peace without any unpleasant smells.

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride of adventure, creativity, and maybe even some virtual cooking in our air fryer. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CozyCreeper SMP

    CozyCreeper SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the perfect place for you! Our server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where diamonds fall from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding.

    Join our SMP for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house out of nothing but enchanted golden carrots. And get this, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. It’s like living in a dream, but better because there’s unlimited pizza and ice cream for everyone!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes in a British accent.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP