Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most absurd situations can’t compare to the craziness of real life! Join us and escape the drama of forgetting how to speak English after a lifetime of fluency – our players never have to worry about losing their language skills, unless they want to roleplay as a forgetful ex-husband in court!

Imagine a world where the judge asks you simple questions and you respond in a language no one understands, just like our ex-husband player trying to avoid child support. Don’t worry, our court interpreters are always on standby to help you navigate through any tricky situations – unless you prefer to keep up the charade for comedic effect!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle between supporting your children and caring for your new family, all while trying to avoid arrest warrants for missed payments. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and legal drama that will leave you questioning your sanity – just like our ex-husband player!

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the hilarity of pretending not to speak English, all while navigating the complexities of co-parenting in a virtual world where anything is possible. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide endless entertainment and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Chimeras Created: 4
Endless Night Skies: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Amigas forever

    Amigas forever

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    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Crimson Ingot

    Crimson Ingot

    You have discovered a unique and exciting Minecraft RP Server experience. Crimson Ingot is an ever changing world – where you become part of the story. There are many interesting facets that set this server apart from other PVP Style Servers – when you enter the land of Templehelm you will find a land full of Magic, Intrigue, Adventure and Deities! Role-playing here is encouraged and rewarded – IT’s a truly enjoyable and enriching experience. The main features of this server are: Skills, NPCs, Quests Factions, Economy, Shops, Magic, Classes and More Recipes. However some of the more interesting aspects of the server are: Kings – Only Kings can create Factions and completely manage the finances and members. Oracles – Another unique class to Crimson Ingot – Oracles are able to see who placed/removed blocks. Powerful Magic – Mages and Archers have different destructive magic and arrow based on their chosen creed. Creeds – This Server is not policed by Server Moderators – Instead the Land is watched over by six omnipotent Deities – any one of these Deities can be aligned with and you will gain particular Powers, Skills and Abilities depending on your chosen alignment – allowing each to have a unique game-changing power, including: Immunity from Monsters, Store XP in Bookshelves, Breathe Underwater, No Hunger and much more. These Deities may answer your prayers or bring their wrath down from the heavens. Limited Rain – Thanks to the Deity Deserma – you will not have to endure too much rain. Hidden Treasure and Spell Books – Explore the map to seek amazing riches and unique magical powers. Shrines and Temples – Impress the Deities with your building skills to receive favour and reward.

    There is much, much more – but this you will have to discover for yourself…

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Void Gems Collected: 21

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • CloudMC

    CloudMC

    Anarchy Server – Hacking Is Allowed – NO LAG MACHINES

    Join The Discord To Join A Faction – Main Factions =============

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    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Chimeras Created: 2 Magic Items Found: 2807
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • MFC Direwolf20 server

    MFC Direwolf20 server

    This server is an BUILD server, so you can join/Make a town and PvE. Also this server is for the people that can really stay alive and make a living in this world. Are YOU ready for the challenge?

    Dont Forget to leave a Diamond.

    About our server: Our server is 50 slots with 16 GB of RAM. Our server is a survival server. PvP is not enabled, But is enabled in the PvP areas Towns are FREE PvP Arenas Also you can buy and sell items with ChestShop

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 New Chunks Explored: 209734
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 18
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Vanilla Twist

    Vanilla Twist

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    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 21
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Desolate Sands

    Desolate Sands

    Desolate Sands RPG

    IP: 69.175.9.8:25565

    Website: http://desolatesands.enjin.com/

    Join Us For Towny, RPG, Shops, Dungeons, PvP, and more! 🙂

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 17 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    New Chunks Explored: 346762 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 24
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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    hr伺服器

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • CapitalCraft

    CapitalCraft

    Welcome to CapitalCraft, a Minecraft Survival server, with several plugins engineered towards economy and exploration!

    CapitalCraft is a free-roam typed game where there are several ways to make money. In CapitalCraft, you need money for [b] almost [/b] everything! The economy features a Stock Market, an Auction House, Jobs, and many other ways to make money! Players increase in Rank and Prestige in two ways. To increase in Rank, a player needs to reach a certain amount of time played, and money earned. To increase in Prestige, a player needs to reach a certain amount of money earned in the Stock Market.

    Why not come check us out? The fruits of Capitalism await!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29 Chimeras Created: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • CoreCraft

    CoreCraft
    We here at Core like to keep things simple, but also add things to make the game unique. We have server-wide events, crates, upcoming towns, custom items, come join us and let the adventure begin!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Towns Built: 10
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Crops Grown: 7528 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • DGA.LV | #13-1 Factions

    DGA.LV | #13-1 Factions

    Join our Minecraft Survival Factions Server MC.DGA.LV:11301 (Included: Train carts, Minecars, Ships, Stargates and other good plugins)

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 201 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Always anarchy

    Always anarchy

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    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 31
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Runes Activated: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • OxyCraft

    OxyCraft

    Oxycraft is a Standard Survival Bukkit server, with cool admins and moderators. We have a fun community and the staff members are plain awesome. Come join the fun at Oxycraft!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 15 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23
    Runes Activated: 8 Void Gems Collected: 27
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Ores Mined: 5486
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • GoobCraft

    GoobCraft

    re you sick of being lonely in singleplayer? Tired of joining a server and having to walk across the world to find a tree? Annoyed with massive, crowded, servers? Well then come join our server and be lonely on there, at least you’ll have plenty of trees to talk to and lots of building space :D.

    But seriously, we are a small community. We are however, looking to get bigger and have more active players. We can’t get bigger without help from you. We need you guys to get on, without you guys the server won’t get any bigger and will eventually die.. Do you want that blood on your hands? Anyway, I am getting off topic.

    If you enjoy the server remember to come back!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • ChainCraft

    ChainCraft

    Factions PvP BUILD YOUR VAULT

    NO ADVERTISE NO HACKING/MOD/XRAY NO SPAMMING

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • DemolishSMP

    DemolishSMP

    Vanilla SMP with near 0 members. We would appreciate it if you could join our server! We have teams and sometimes wars.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Enchantments Applied: 53 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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