Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most absurd situations can’t compare to the craziness of real life! Join us and escape the drama of forgetting how to speak English after a lifetime of fluency – our players never have to worry about losing their language skills, unless they want to roleplay as a forgetful ex-husband in court!

Imagine a world where the judge asks you simple questions and you respond in a language no one understands, just like our ex-husband player trying to avoid child support. Don’t worry, our court interpreters are always on standby to help you navigate through any tricky situations – unless you prefer to keep up the charade for comedic effect!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle between supporting your children and caring for your new family, all while trying to avoid arrest warrants for missed payments. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and legal drama that will leave you questioning your sanity – just like our ex-husband player!

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the hilarity of pretending not to speak English, all while navigating the complexities of co-parenting in a virtual world where anything is possible. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide endless entertainment and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 2
Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 9
Star Shards Collected: 226 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
Wilderness Tamed: 20 Rainbows Spotted: 1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • LegendaryCraft

    LegendaryCraft

    Hello my name is icycoolXD but before i go on this servers going to be REALLY different from alot of Minecraft servers for one the server going to be based on a storyline wich it starts off with me and super in the orginal AwesomeCraft (my old server) when a bunch of people come down and capture the heroes to a new world which turns out to be a race to save the unverse and the players are the heroes!In the first overworld you will have Survival world and thats it once you get approved and ranked up you have a chance to beat a boss enemy upon doing so will grant you acess to the next overworld and creative world inside it and so on and so on until you vs the final boss wich will grant you acess to the Admin world or “Special world” Like i said this is all just the begging so we need as many builders to help this server come to Fruition

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Falling into the Void: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • E=MC2

    E=MC2

    We are a server to come build and have a economy server. We have plugins to sell stuff and get land you can have land and work together to build and survive in this insane world! Not to worry creepers don’t explode to do block damage but they can hurt you. DYNMAP ip: http://184.154.185.248:8953 We also have a Mumble voice server check our forums for the IP! We would love to have you come play and make wonders of art!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 40 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • SarmaCraft

    SarmaCraft

    Come and play on best minecraft server Survival Factions And much more…

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Runes Activated: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • CryptCraft

    CryptCraft

    IP: cryptcraft.com YouTube: youtube.com/cryptcraft Facebook: facebook.com/cryptcraft Donations: cryptcraft.com/donate

    Welcome to CryptCraft! We are a free to play (cracked) server that has been around since August 2011. We have a medium sized community right now, and we are always looking for new members! WE NOW HAVE A DEDICATED SERVER WITH 16GB OF RAM! So, what do we have to offer?

    VANILLA WORLD! On our Vanilla world, players can build a house anywhere, make shops, kill others in the wilderness, start new towns, and much more! When joining the server, you must complete a tutorial before being able to play in Vanilla. We do this to prevent spam. WE DO NOT ALLOW GRIEFING in vanilla! Any grief that is found will result in an IP ban of the offender and a rollback of the area. This is your grief warning! If you find grief, tell an admin or mod. Players can make money by selling items in a shop, or selling cobblestone to the admin shop. (Video on shops) If you are interested in making your own town, you must pay $1000 (In game money) to an Admin (This can be split between people). Towns have PvP disabled and can be either public or private. Home protection can be purchased for $50 from an Admin or Mod. We will also add an admin shop and a warp to new towns. Stealing from chests is allowed, so you need to remember to lock your chests! You can do this by using the command /lock and hitting your chest. These are the basic rules for our Vanilla world, but if you have more questions.. JUST ASK US!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • JRCraft

    JRCraft

    JRCraft has been running since 2011 !

    Join one of the longest running community driven servers in Minecraft history ! +-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=- Small nuggets of info +-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=- Newish map, we have recently reset. We do not do this often (once every 2 years or so).

    Plugin info and Server News: https://jrcraft.net

    Permissions: https://jrnetwork.net/help/serverwiki/minecraft/jrcraft-permissions-r21/

    Dynmap: http://play.jrcraft.net:1888

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • DarkerCraft

    DarkerCraft

    Coming Soon! www.DarkerCraft.com 1.4.3, Awaiting Bukkit RB Mature management, anti-grief, grief cleanup, survival, PVP Arena, Spleef Arena, anti-floating fences, large biome. Management positions available. Ground up unique build…not a copy from another. No super flat areas. Owner and donation funded.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 7

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • [1.4.7] ϟChunkWarsϟ

    [1.4.7] ϟChunkWarsϟ

    CHUNKWARS A WHOLE NEW PVP EXPERIENCE

    What is ChunkWars? ———————————————- ChunkWars Is An Entirely New PvP Game. Each Player Starts On A 16X16X16 Chunk. The Chunk Contains Resources And A Starter Chest. Every Night The Chest Is Refilled. You Have A 4 Minute Grace Period. After 4 Minutes, Its All Out PVP! Build Your Way To Other Chunks! LAST ONE STADING WINS! Visit Our Website To Donate And Get A Rank! www.chunkwars.webs.com DIAMOND TODAY! VOTE TODAY

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • SWGaming

    SWGaming

    SWGaming Minecraft Server

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Living Statues Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • RVL-CRAFT

    RVL-CRAFT

    We have 1 map Only no other maps just 1

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27 Love Letters Sent: 14
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Dimension Hops: 10 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • AnnihilationCraft

    AnnihilationCraft

    AnnihilationCraft is a Hardcore PvP Server IP: 69.175.52.20 Port: 25565 Website: http://annihilationcraftpvp.enjin.com/home Forum: http://annihilationcraftpvp.enjin.com/forum Voting: http://annihilationcraftpvp.enjin.com/Voting Hoster: Beastnodes Chicago PvP: ALLOWED Stealing: ALLOWED Greifing: ALLOWED Hacking: NOT ALLOWED

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Towns Built: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Emeralds Found: 3794 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • CubX

    CubX

    RolePlay server, structured cities, useful plugins, and a united team! TS3 Available, PixelArt world (Infinite Blocks) and PVP for fun! Visits are possible without registration!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8534 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Potions Brewed: 83 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30 Rune Stones Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Up and Rising

    Up and Rising

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Animals Bred: 121
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • iCrafted

    iCrafted

    iCrafted is a new social minecraft server where you first need to register via http://www.icrafted.nl/account/register when done that you will recieve a mail to activate and you’ll be whitelisted

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 5098

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • TechCraft

    TechCraft

    TechCraft, an all, brand new, exciting Minecraft server with various activities for every person! From a survival world, to a creative world, we even have a PvP world for those rebellious types! Hosted worlds are also done too, as with our example of our Skyblock world! With fun activities being developed to be available in these worlds, and a fun, social, group of players, TechCraft tries it’s best to keep you away from boredom.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 286
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Towns Built: 9
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 20 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 24

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Adamas MCs Survival

    Adamas MCs Survival
    Adamas MCs Survival

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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