ExGFemergencyPayAITAH | New Minecraft Servers 2024

MacronCraftEU

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Yo, forget about all that political drama, come join this EPIC Minecraft server instead! Emmanuel Macron might be warning about the end of the EU, but we’re here to save the day with our blocky paradise.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who decided to throw a party. But instead of blowing up everything, he invited all the players on our server for a dance-off. And guess what? The creeper won! It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where all the pigs have learned how to fly. It’s like a bacon-flavored version of Peter Pan, except with more explosions and less pixie dust.

So, if you’re tired of boring old politics and want to escape to a world where anything is possible, come join our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a dancing creeper!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Ores Mined:	8937
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Farms Harvested:	768	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Crafty Aqua Watchers

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Come join our epic minecraft server where water forms at the molecular scale FOR REALZ, just like those fancy researchers said! We got water that’s so tiny you’ll need a magnifying glass to see it, it’s like a microscopic water park up in here! And guess what? The water is MAGIC, it can make you fly and turn into a unicorn if you drink it (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). So come on down and witness the wonders of science in action, only on our totally not-made-up Minecraft server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Runes Activated:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Virtual Headaches: Semi-Bland, No Coffee Required (Java Edition)

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Server Name	Virtual Headquarters
IP Address	vhq.falixsrv.me

Overview:

Hey, Minecraft enthusiasts! 🏰✨

We’re thrilled to invite you to Virtual Headquarters, a community-driven Minecraft server designed for players of all ages! Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring adventurer, or just looking to hang out with friends, we have something for everyone!

Features:

Survival Mode: Gather resources, build your dream base, and survive the night!
Custom Plugins: Unique gameplay features that enhance your experience.

Community:

Join a friendly and welcoming community where you can make new friends, collaborate on builds, or embark on epic quests together!

How to Join:

Make sure you have the latest version of Minecraft.
Add the server IP: vhq.falixsrv.me
Make sure to get whitelisted when joining the server.

We can’t wait to see you in Virtual Headquarters! Let’s build, explore, and create unforgettable memories together! 🎮💖

Happy crafting!

TeamVHQ

vhq.falixsrv.me

FAQ:

How do I get whitelisted on the server?

To get whitelisted, send a message to the server admins with your Minecraft username and a brief introduction about yourself. They will review your request and add you to the whitelist if approved.

Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, there are rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. Rules include no griefing, respecting other players, and following server guidelines. Make sure to read the rules before joining.

Can I use mods on the server?

The server has a specific list of approved mods that you can use. Make sure to check with the server admins before using any mods to avoid any conflicts or issues while playing.

Is there a discord server for Virtual Headquarters?

Yes, there is a dedicated Discord server for Virtual Headquarters where players can chat, collaborate, and stay updated on server events and announcements. Join the Discord server for a more connected gaming experience.

How often are there events on the server?

Events are regularly scheduled on the server to keep the gameplay exciting and engaging for all players. Keep an eye on the server announcements and Discord server for event schedules and participate for a chance to win rewards and prizes!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1577	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Volleyball Legends Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and more fun than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. But the catch? The chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a crown. Yes, you heard that right. A giant chicken wearing a crown. Only on our server, folks.

And that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic volleyball tournaments you’ve ever seen. Forget about mining for diamonds, the real competition is on the volleyball court. Who will be crowned the champion? Will it be Steve, the block-breaking warrior? Or maybe Alex, the fearless explorer? The stakes are high and the competition is fierce.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next? It’s all waiting for you on our server. See you there!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Potions Brewed:	119
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Void Gems Collected:	30	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

High School Dropout Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a wagey and want to level up in life? Join our Minecraft SMP where we value creativity and storytelling skills! Just like how you can craft a fake resume to land a job, you can craft epic builds and outrageous stories to impress your fellow players.

Imagine creating a castle made entirely out of lies and deceit, just like your resume! Or maybe you can build a secret underground base where you hide all your fake job titles and promotions. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who cares about those anyway).

So come join us and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a virtual promotion and become the CEO of our Minecraft world. Just remember, in this SMP, the only thing you need to be honest about is having a good time. See you in game, liar extraordinaire!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Dragon Scales Harvested:	392
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1835

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

UncleThiefNoFaithSonLOL

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🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in living life to the fullest without the burden of marriage! Join us and escape the pressures of society like our player (25f) who is too broke to tie the knot with her bf (25m) but living her best life in our virtual world.

🎉 Dive into the drama like our player’s cousin (28m) who married a pastor (28f) just to move in together – talk about commitment! And don’t forget about the family inheritance drama that rivals any soap opera plotline. Will you stand up to your thieving uncle and his privileged offspring, or will you forge your own path in our crazy server?

💸 Money may not buy happiness, but it sure does make for some interesting family dynamics on our server. So come on in and build your dream world without the judgment of those who think marriage is the only way to live. Who needs a wedding ring when you have diamond armor, are we right? 😉 Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3753	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

AwkwardEavesdropMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where the most awkward thing you’ll overhear is someone singing “Baby Shark” on repeat while trying to tame a wild llama with a rubber chicken. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before! So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	New Chunks Explored:	138970
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftyWebLinks

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life, where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure gold!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret portal that leads to a magical land where you can ride on a rollercoaster made of cake, swim in a pool of melted chocolate, and have a dance party with a group of friendly creepers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey you’ve ever been on! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	9655	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	New Chunks Explored:	482509

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server

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So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. You gotta join cuz, like, Putin’s war economy is like, in trouble if, like, the Saudis make oil prices go down. And, like, we gotta help Putin out by playing Minecraft, ya know? Like, every block you mine is like a step towards saving the world economy, man. Plus, there’s, like, crazy adventures and, like, secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind, dude. So, like, join now and let’s save the world one block at a time!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Towns Built:	7
Love Letters Sent:	7	Divine Spears Created:	22

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

GazaCraft: FreeYazidiLady

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LOL, OKAY SO LIKE, THIS SERVER IS LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE, JUST LIKE THIS YAZIDI WOMAN WHO ESCAPED FROM GAZA, BUT INSTEAD OF ESCAPING, YOU’RE JOINING OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND IT’S LIKE BEING FREE AT LAST, BUT IN A BLOCKY WORLD.

YOU GOTTA JOIN BECAUSE THE ADVENTURES HERE ARE WILDER THAN THE ONES THIS WOMAN WENT THROUGH. LIKE, WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE IN RAINBOWS AND DIAMONDS, AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE THE MACARENA.

ALSO, THE BUILDINGS HERE ARE MORE EPIC THAN THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA. WE GOT A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE, A SKYSCRAPER THAT TOUCHES THE CLOUDS, AND A GIANT TOILET THAT FLUSHES YOU INTO A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAIR.

SO, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE FREEDOM LIKE THIS YAZIDI WOMAN, BUT IN A PIXELATED PARADISE, THEN JOIN OUR SERVER NOW. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Astro Dino Party: Nadir Crater

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u know that big asteroid that killed all them dinos? well turns out it had a lil buddy called nadir crater and it’s now a freaking minecraft server. join us if u wanna see some out-of-this-world builds and survive in a land where dinosaurs still roam. we got lava pits bigger than ur mom’s cooking pot and caves deeper than ur ex’s love for u. come on, be a dino-slayer and build ur own empire in this prehistoric paradise. trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u get eaten by a t-rex, but that’s just part of the fun). so what u waiting for? join nadir crater now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

mc.whis.pro Minecraft server

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Hello, I’m Alina. My boyfriend and I decided to open our own private vanila+ server with a comfortable and convenient game, without mods or lags. Here you will find interesting interlocutors and players, and you will also be able to take part in various events, and spend your time with pleasure!

We are waiting for you and your friends on our unique server – Whis!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Runes Activated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Filipin Man’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living a boring life as a regular Filipino man? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be anything you want! Want to be a superhero? Done. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? Easy peasy. Want to build a giant hotdog house? Why not!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let your inner Filipino man run wild!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Anime Adaptations Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of seeing American adaptations of anime where the cast looks nothing like the original characters? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Our server is like a wacky crossover episode where anime characters come to life in a blocky world. Join us and you might just run into Naruto building a ramen shop, Sailor Moon fighting creepers with her magical powers, or Goku challenging everyone to a mining competition. So if you’re a fan of anime and love a good laugh, come join us for some ridiculous adventures and maybe even find your own anime doppelganger along the way!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

WeddingCraft2021

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between Bill and his fiancée Amy.

Bill, our beloved player, has a history more complicated than trying to navigate a maze in the Nether. His family dynamics are more tangled than a bunch of tangled redstone wires. But fear not, because you, yes YOU, have been invited to his wedding! Will you be able to survive the drama and chaos that is sure to ensue?

But wait, there’s more! Bill has asked you to be his best man, even though you can’t stand Amy like a creeper can’t stand water. Can you navigate the treacherous waters of family drama and wedding planning without blowing up like a block of TNT?

Join our server now for a chance to be part of this epic tale of love, betrayal, and friendship. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a Minecraft soap opera unlike any other. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Emeralds Found:	4093
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18