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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 6525 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 377 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9328 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 22 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Reasons to join: 1. Our server is so crazy, it’ll make your ex’s behavior look tame in comparison. 2. Experience the thrill of protecting your virtual dog from potential break-ins and dog-nappings. 3. Special needs pets? We’ve got ’em! Our server is full of unique challenges, just like that blind, brain-damaged xxl bully who can’t resist drinking every puddle in sight.
So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaotic world of Minecraft pet ownership. Who knows, you might just come out on top – with your dog, your sanity, and maybe even a few new friends along the way!