ExcuseCraft 2.0 | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses to join? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most out-of-this-world place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a horde of killer bunnies, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out fireworks and plays your favorite song every time you swing it. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean, guarded by a squad of dancing dolphins.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs overused excuses when you’ve got a server like this?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Farms Harvested:	395
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Void Gems Collected:	39
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Star Shards Collected:	185	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Buildings Constructed:	27

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftINC

CraftINC Is A Whitelist Build Server For The Best Of builders We Strive To Build A Great Community And Great stuff, And A Great Time While We Do

Apply For Whitelist: http://craftinc.enjin.com/ ip: Craftinc.mcph.co:26075

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Nathans Simple Survival

Survival

Introduction Welcome to Simple Survival! A community based server built on quality service and an Almost Vanilla Experience. Almost, you say? Here at Simple Survival, we try to provide the best survival experience possible, but at the same time, allowing our members to have a little more freedom. Instead of a pure vanilla server where a player may be prone to griefing and stealing, we have installed a few backend plugins so you won’t have to worry. McMMO gives the server a simple non-invasive skill system that provides goals for the players and allows for competition. At Simple Survival, we hope to provide the friendliest and most mature community for your Minecraft Multiplayer needs.

PLEASE APPLY THROUGH OUR WEBSITE. APPLICATIONS WILL BE ACCEPTED WITHIN AN HOUR.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Crops Grown:	6107
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ores Mined:	9896
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Phobos PVP

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Supporting 1.8.1-1.8.7 clients Hand Drawn Customs Biomes Map! Raid, kill, grief, steal, betray, smash, burn.. We aren’t hosted at mcpro-whatever like most servers… We host ourselves from a state-of-the-art data center in Atlanta, GA. IP: server.phobospvp.com Website http://phobospvp.com Also, forget just TNT… Grenades Flashbangs Creeper Eggs Napalm and even NUKES to wreck other Factions. Raid, kill, grief, steal, betray, smash, burn… Or just frikkin’ nuke it all. The Machine: We aren’t hosted at mcpro-whatever like most servers… We host ourselves on a machine with: 4x Intel(R) Xeon(R) CPU E5-2690 0 @ 2.90GHz cores | 16GB of memory | Run from SSD with custom HDD backups 2x daily. Hosted from a state-of-the-art data center in Atlanta, GA.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	178
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Escapecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Farms Harvested:	683	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

qubecraft

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mines Excavated:	2457	Dragon Eggs Found:	8112

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

VDHI Craft

VDHI Craft is an awesome PVP, Faction, War, McMMo, and Raiding server!

We have extremely nice staff, lots of fun things to do, and much, much more!

We believe on having a small-slot server. We believe that this is an advantage over 100+ slot servers because this allows you to make alot of friends and stay in touch, and battle the enemys. Too many people = not enough interaction.

If you just want to survive the wilderness, do some Hunger Games, fight someone in our pvp arenas or co-op in our mobarena, build statues, or just make new friends, VDHI craft is for you.

VDHI Craft stands for Vitler1942, Dark_Warrior_1, havingreatfun, and ImTotallyTechy, the head people of the server. ImTotallyTechy is the owner and havingreatfun, Dark_Warrior_1 and Vitler1942 are admins.

Dark_Warrior_1 was recently revoked of his admin powers due to abuse. We did to so to protect our players and continue a safe and fun playing and pvp envoirment.

You can visit us online at vdhicraft.com

You can join us at mc.vdhicraft.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Legitland

A very fun server that tries to keep it’s gameplay as close to vanilla as possible , while providing the player with the essential things they need to have an optimal experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

VcGaming

Factions

We Are A Hardcore Faction Server, Are World Boarder is Small Which Makes The Raids Better! Come Check Us Out And Stay For A While You”ll Enjoy What You See! We Also Run Custom Plugins Which Helps The Server TenFold!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Void Armor Forged:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Artesanato Scavenger

Scavenger Crafts

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

pignation

Economy, PvP

1.5.1 MINECRAFT

Hi, my name is Rowan Bos,

I am the owner of the spectacular ‘Pignation’ minecraft servers; we at Pignationaim to make you experience the very best of a brilliant game!

Our minecraft servers experience minimal lag and a superb set of staff who will help you with any queries, or problems.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

tcccast

Hello, we are a PVP/Freebuild/Surivalgames, but we are all somehow, in any case, the team consists of 4 people and that is enough for the beginning, so no, we are not looking for mods yet. We already had a few servers, but they mostly went offline due to time, but since we now have all the time, we are trying again with our new server. We hope that it will be more successful this time and we need you for that. We still have a lot of open projects such as: Spleef, Mobarena etc. but we would still look forward to seeing you. Joining is worth it and doesn’t hurt, I promise. 🙂

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	284
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Majkrafci

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5722	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchantments Applied:	182	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Safehouse Survival

Start from very little. You have a safe house, and some tools.

Fight/Mine and build your way to the End.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

KruXoR

Economy, Factions, PvP

We are a Factions PVP Survival server. Established on December 2012

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	275
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Bredland

Norwiagon Server PvP Faction

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.