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Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found: 2 Secret Passages Found: 8
Blood Moons Survived: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Emeralds Found: 4431
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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