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| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 1650 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 30 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 82 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 44 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Imagine a world where your ex (let’s call him Tony) constantly tries to sabotage your son’s Minecraft gameplay because he thinks playing football in the game is the only way to toughen him up. But fear not, because on our server, you can build a fortress to protect your son’s virtual trumpet and basketball skills from Tony’s misguided attempts at “manhood.”
With a community of players who support your son’s choices and cheer him on as he conquers the virtual soccer field and basketball court, you’ll never have to worry about toxic masculinity ruining the fun. Plus, who needs football when you can have epic music battles with your trumpet in hand?
So join us on this hilarious Minecraft server where the only thing tougher than the mobs you’ll face is standing up to Tony’s ridiculous ideas of masculinity. It’s time to show him that being a true man means supporting your son’s passions, no matter how unconventional they may seem. See you in the game!
