Ex-BlockbusterEmployee47 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1520
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	3052
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	163	Secret Passages Found:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Oh boy, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft server I used to play on! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers like they’re on a wild rollercoaster ride. And instead of mining for diamonds, you have to battle it out in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon to claim your loot. But the best part? The owner of the server is actually a secret llama in disguise, pulling all the strings behind the scenes. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the pure chaos of this server. So come join us and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7795
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Towns Built:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4951
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	New Chunks Explored:	194931
Void Armor Forged:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Buildings Constructed:	33	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5634
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2109
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Mines Excavated:	2200	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8206
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2934
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Runes Activated:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4221
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Emeralds Found:	9670	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Animals Bred:	38	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	455
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	294	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2092
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	1975

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3120
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Mines Excavated:	4640	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

ChadCraft: Presidential Mayhem

Africa, Armed Forces, Capital, Chad, Chad capital, Chad military, Chad presidency, Chad’s capital, chadcraft, Conflict, Crisis, Government, gunfire, gunfire heard, MAYHEM, military presence, military vehicles, political instability, Presidency, PRESIDENTIAL, SECURITY, Unrest, violence

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9326
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Yo, dis server be poppin’ off like gunfire near da presidency of Chad’s capital! We got military vehicles rollin’ around and causin’ chaos, just like in a action movie! Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodgin’ bullets while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off mobs like a true warrior. Plus, rumor has it that the president himself plays on our server and drops rare loot for those brave enough to challenge him. So come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

DementiaCraft: Forget Me Not!

aging, alzheimer’s, caregiver support, cognitive decline, dementia, DementiaCraft, Diagnosis, Elderly, forget, geriatrics, global health, Healthcare, life expectancy, Long Term Care, Memory Loss, Men, neurological disease, nursing home, prognosis, public health, statistics, Women

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3299
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

join our minecraft server and you will live longer than people with dementia! our server is so fun and crazy that it will keep your brain sharp and your spirits high! we have insane builds and epic adventures that will make you forget all about those boring nursing homes. with over 10 million players worldwide, you will never be alone in our server! come join us and defy the odds of life expectancy with us!

Fujos Ship Minecraft 1.21

Anime, bl, eugeo, FANART, Fandom, fanfiction, FANTASY, fictional characters, fujos, kirito, longsword, love, Minecraft, Obsession, otp, relationships, Ship, shipping, shipping wars, sword art online, yaoi, yaoi ships

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1434
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Falling into the Void:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Join our Minecraft server and ship Eugeo and Kirito all over again because who needs logic and reason when you can have virtual romance between a dead guy and a straight dude with a longsword?

We’ve got pixelated love triangles, drama, and more fujos than you can shake a blocky stick at.

Come witness the chaotic shipping wars unfold as players fight over who should end up with Kirito in this twisted, nonsensical world of Minecraft romance.

Forget reality, come live in a fantasy where anything is possible, even if it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

Join now and dive into the madness of shipping Eugeo and Kirito for reasons that defy all logic and common sense.

Movie TraumaCraft

childhood fears, childhood nightmares, childhood trauma, cinematic trauma, disturbing films, early exposure, emotional scars, fear-inducing films, film-induced fear, horror films, lasting impressions, long-lasting effects, Movie, movie memories, movie-induced trauma, psychological horror, psychological impact, scary movies, TraumaCraft, traumatic experiences, traumatizing movies, unsettling movies

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2129
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Enchantments Applied:	248
Alien Abductions:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Have you ever watched a movie that scarred you for life? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise to traumatize you in a whole new way! Join us if you want to relive the horror of that one movie that still gives you nightmares. Our pixelated monsters will make you scream louder than any Hollywood horror flick. So come on, join us if you dare! Just remember to bring extra virtual diapers, because you’re gonna need them!

DementiaCraft – Home for the Forgetful

aging, alzheimer’s, cognitive decline, dementia, DementiaCraft, Diagnosis, Elderly, forgetful, geriatrics, health outcomes, Healthcare, home, life expectancy, Long Term Care, medical findings, Men, neurodegenerative disease, nursing home, research, senior care, statistics, study, Women

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	184
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Zombie Dances:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

come join our minecraft server, where we promise you won’t lose your mind like those poor souls with dementia! our server is so lit, you’ll be playing for at least 100 years, no joke. we’ve got crazy builds that will blow your mind and keep you entertained for hours on end. plus, we have a secret potion that will make you immortal in the game, so you can keep playing forever and ever. who needs a nursing home when you can live forever in minecraft? join now and never worry about losing your mind again!