Are you tired of boring old Earth and ready for the next step in human evolution? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us as we embark on a journey to unlock the secrets of the universe and transcend our mortal limitations.

On our server, you’ll find yourself faced with mind-bending challenges and epic quests that will test your skills and push you to your limits. From battling giant mutant chickens to building a roller coaster that defies the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the darkest corners of our server lies a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Will you be brave enough to venture into the unknown and discover what lies beyond?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and be a part of the next stage in human evolution. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft mastermind and unlock the secrets of the universe!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 99/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
Dragonkin Hatched: 4 New Chunks Explored: 329835
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Goodbye Volcano High Minecraft Server

    Goodbye Volcano High Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We latched onto Goodbye Volcano High for some free publicity, but don’t worry, we’re not here to sell you some lame game. We’re here to offer you the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbows out of your hands. Build a castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it from an army of evil llamas. Or how about starting a dance party with a group of friendly zombies? The possibilities are endless on our server!

    So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 32 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • The Plumbinator Minecraft SMP

    The Plumbinator Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to deplumberify your sport and never see your memekicks again – they’re gone forever! But don’t worry, you’ll be playing possession football like a pro in no time.

    For our Spanish-speaking players, ¡te prometemos que no encontrarás tus memekicks nunca más! En este servidor, jugarás al fútbol de posesión y te divertirás como nunca antes. ¡Únete ahora y prepárate para la locura!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Magic Items Found: 7864
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • The Block Party Minecraft Server

    The Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of voter irregularities and voting machine drama in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is the place to escape all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky shenanigans.

    On our server, you can build your own voting machine out of redstone and pistons, ensuring that your vote is always counted (unless a creeper blows it up, of course). And if you’re feeling extra ambitious, you can run for mayor of our virtual town and implement your own crazy voting rules – majority rule by sheep, anyone?

    But beware, there are rumors of voter fraud happening in our server as well. Some players have been accused of stuffing the virtual ballot box with stacks of diamonds in exchange for power. Will you be a hero and expose the corruption, or will you join the dark side and become a corrupt politician yourself?

    So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than the redstone contraptions is the political landscape. Who needs real-world drama when you can have all the excitement and intrigue right here in our virtual world? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Enchantments Applied: 84
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • > be me, 2017 Minecraft SMP

    > be me, 2017 Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of AI taking over your industry and leaving you jobless? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing taking over is your creativity and building skills! Build your own virtual empire and show those pesky AIs who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of players who have found a way to code their way out of any situation. Will you be the next coding master to join their ranks? Join now and start coding your way to success (and maybe a little revenge on those AI overlords)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Void Gems Collected: 13
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 29 Alien Abductions: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • SparkCraft Survival server Minecraft

    SparkCraft Survival server Minecraft
    SparkCraft has been operating for more than 11 years and delights players with excellent gameplay. All this time we maintain that same lamp atmosphere of the game.We prohibit dupes, cheats, griefing, there are no donated admins, creativity, 1000 lvl and other rubbish.The server is designed so that players enjoy spending time on it. Only the most necessary plugins are installed for a convenient and comfortable game.

    – Sophisticated economy;– Shop – /shop, where you can buy and sell resources;– Marketplace – /ah, where you can put your things up for sale;– For killing monsters you get coins.– Safe trade and exchange of resources with players via /trade;– Automatic cutting and planting of trees. The tree falls after you cut down the bottom block and a sapling grows in its place;– A blacksmith at spawn who will repair your tools and armor for in-game currency;– Mob arena, parkour, PVP arena and several mini-games in the form of arenas with team battle and capture the flag modes.

    And that’s not all!Here you will find a lot of interesting things! We are looking forward to seeing you!Have a nice game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 96

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Blocky Mahjong Minecraft Server

    Blocky Mahjong Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild Mahjong game on steroids! Join us for a tutorial on how to play Mahjong, because who needs diamonds when you can have tiles, right?

    If you’re into arts and crafts, we’ve got a tournament that will blow your mind. Build the craziest pixel art you can imagine and compete against other players for the title of Craft Master!

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a Fortune tournament where you can test your luck and see if you have what it takes to win big. Who needs enchanted gear when you can have good old-fashioned luck on your side?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the Mahjong Master of Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Potions Brewed: 108
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 50
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Curse of Binding Applied: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • TV Men Minecraft SMP

    TV Men Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us on our server where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions, where the villagers have started their own reality TV show, and where the creepers have learned how to breakdance.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of llamas who have formed a mafia and are extorting resources from players, and a mysterious cult of players who worship the almighty diamond block.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when you log on, you’re not just playing Minecraft – you’re entering a whole new world of insanity and hilarity. See you there, /tv/-men!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Unprepared Minecraft Server

    Unprepared Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further! Join our server where we believe that everyone should be sterilized for the greater good of the world. Why waste time on procreation when you can spend your days building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow sterilized comrades?

    Forget about starting a family, join our server and start a new kind of family – one that is united in their quest for world domination through pixelated warfare. Who needs offspring when you have diamond swords and TNT at your disposal?

    So come on, join us and be a part of a community that is dedicated to eradicating the human race through sterilization…in Minecraft, of course. It’s time to show the world that the only babies we need are baby zombies!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Mines Excavated: 2460
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Orb: On the Movements of the Earth / Chi. – Chikyuu no Undou ni Tsuite Minecraft SMP Fun

    Orb: On the Movements of the Earth / Chi. – Chikyuu no Undou ni Tsuite Minecraft SMP Fun
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos.

    Picture this: you log on and immediately you’re greeted by a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the time we had a giant chicken parade through the town square.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old piggy droppings. And rumor has it, if you can ride the diamond pig for a full minute, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Episode 4 is out now, and trust us, you won’t want to miss it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 13 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Naruto-Free Zone Minecraft Server

    Naruto-Free Zone Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Naruto and his ninja shenanigans? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the clutches of ninjutsu! Join us and experience a world where Naruto is banned and replaced with llamas as the ultimate warriors.

    Picture this: instead of Rasengan, you can summon llamas to spit on your enemies. Forget about Sasuke and his emo drama, our server has a llama king who rules with a fluffy fist. And don’t even get us started on the forbidden llama scrolls that hold unimaginable power.

    So why go back to Naruto when you can join our llama-filled Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness? Trust us, once you go llama, you’ll never go back!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Ores Mined: 3656 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Haunted Chests Opened: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Heckin Depopulated Minecraft SMP

    Heckin Depopulated Minecraft SMP
    🤣 Are you tired of the chaos and competition in the real world? Come join our Minecraft SMP where the only traffic jam you’ll encounter is a herd of pigs blocking your path! 🐷 Need a job? We’ve got plenty of opportunities for you to become a professional block builder or a creeper wrangler. 💼 And don’t worry about housing, we have plenty of cozy caves and luxurious treehouses available for you to claim as your own. 🏠 Join us and escape the madness of the real world, where the only thing you’ll be competing for is who can build the biggest statue of a chicken riding a pig! 🐔🐖 #MinecraftMadness #EscapeReality

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 44
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 94
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6438 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Elemental Crystals Collected: 48
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Gemstone Tooth Minecraft Server

    Gemstone Tooth Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as basic as a plain potato? Well, look no further, because our server is as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have tooth gems galore! That’s right, forget about diamonds, we’re all about that dental bling here. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world? Yep, you heard that right. So come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look cute, but they mean business.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Euros Be Like Minecraft SMP

    Euros Be Like Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the wildlife is as bland as a plain potato? Well, look no further because on our server, the wildlife is so spicy it’ll make your taste buds tingle! From creepers with hot sauce explosions to skeletons shooting flaming arrows, you’ll never know what crazy critter you’ll encounter next.

    Join us if you dare, but be warned – the wildlife here is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive in this spicy jungle of chaos. So grab your sword and your shield, and get ready for the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 2256
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like Nijisanji on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story! And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a virtual Nijisanji world where you can interact with hilarious characters, embark on wild quests, and maybe even find a hidden treasure (spoiler alert: it’s a diamond block shaped like a taco).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember to buckle up because it’s going to be a wild ride!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Crops Grown: 4382 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Eien’s Epic SMP Adventure

    Eien’s Epic SMP Adventure
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further than EIEN – or should I say DEADeien edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with mecha fans, unhinged tomboys, energetic girls, ironic weebs, and silly noblewomen. We’ve got action games, horror games, retro games, Nier, speedrunning, League, Animal Crossing, Halo, and so much more!

    But wait, there’s more! We even have a memorial for a player who graduated (yes, graduated) from our server. And don’t even get me started on the lore, archives, and songs – it’s like a whole new world waiting to be explored.

    So why join EIEN? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP with such a colorful cast of characters and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see why EIEN is the place to be!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Farms Harvested: 667
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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