EVOCraft 2024 – Day 3 Minecraft Server

Competitive Gaming, Day, day 3, esports, EVO 2024, EVO 2024 Round 21, EVO Arena Stage, EVO Arena Stage Top 6., EVO Championship Series, EVOCraft, fighting games, Gaming Community, GBVSR, GGST, highlights, Live Stream, Minecraft, Round 21, Server, SF6, TK 8, top 6, Tournament, twitch.tv/evo, video games

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2654
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	140
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our EVO Arena Stage is where the top 6 players battle it out in games like “Giant Block Vs. Small Block,” “Giraffe Gangster Showdown Tactics,” “Taco King 8,” and “Super Fun 6”! It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before!

Join us and witness the craziness unfold as players fight for glory and bragging rights on our livestream at twitch.tv/evo! You won’t believe the intense gameplay and hilarious moments that happen on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a secret underground lair where diamond-encrusted creepers roam free and golden pigs fly. Will you be brave enough to explore the depths of our server and uncover its hidden treasures?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Mystic Wolf Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, acceptance, anon-kun, Commitment, Communication, compassion, confession, Decision making, Dilemma, emotions, Furry, Haven, Honesty, identity crisis, love, loyalty, mystic, relationship, Self Discovery, Support, Trust, Understanding, Wolf

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5768
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6615	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Gods Slained:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	187

Bro, if you join this Minecraft server, you can be a wolf too! How cool is that? And guess what? You can find love there too! Who needs real life drama when you can be a wolf looking for love in a virtual world? Join now and find your furry soulmate!

BabyCraft: MIL Delayed, Noob Spawn

BabyCraft, Boundaries, caesarean, Communication, compromise, crying, delayed, emotional, exhaustion, family, grandkids, Help, Hormonal, host, MIL, Needs, new mother, noob, school holidays, Spawn, Support, traumatic birth, Understanding, Visit

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3182
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of new motherhood and offer a safe haven for all exhausted moms out there! Join us and escape the wild hormones and judgmental in-laws, as we embark on hilarious adventures and build epic structures together.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially for those expecting a second baby via emergency caesarean. We promise to provide a supportive community where you can focus on your needs without any guilt. Plus, our in-game meals are way better than what your MIL cooked during her 10-day stay!

So why wait until July for your MIL to visit when you can join us in June and September instead? We have plenty of virtual grandkids for her to meet, and she won’t even have to worry about folding laundry – unless she’s into that sort of thing.

Join our Minecraft server now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together! Remember, in this world, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter.

Gravity Exists, We Just Found It

albert einstein, celestial bodies, discovery, Existence, exists, fundamental force, gravitational pull, gravity, historical discovery, Identification, Isaac Newton, laws of motion, natural law, Newtonian physics, PHYSICS., Science, scientific breakthrough, Space, theory of relativity, universal force, Universe

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5804
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

So, like, imagine a minecraft server where gravity is, like, totally optional. You can just be walking around and then decide, “nah, I don’t wanna fall down anymore.” So you just start floating in the air like a majestic unicorn. And the best part is, you can still mine and build while you’re floating! It’s like defying all the laws of physics and stuff.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items that you can’t find anywhere else in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

So, like, if you’re tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers, come join us where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the adventures are out of this world. Plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese? It’s like a dream come true for all you crazy crafters out there.

PentaCraft HiTech Minecraft server

1.7.10, bugs, Community, description, Dupes, Fair Game, Forestry, gameplay, high quality, high-tech mods, HiTech, Industrial, Industrial Craft, lags, Minecraft, ONLINE, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, Servers

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	126
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Alien Abductions:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Enchantments Applied:	187
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Pentacraft is a project of high-quality PVP servers based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and fair game, without lags.

For each server, we select and support assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high-tech mods, without neglecting to fix many dupes and bugs.

Two Times A Charm

Builders, Charm, co-op, commands, Community, dedicated server, End resets, Friendly staff, leader, Minecraft, Nether, Premium, PvP, Rewards, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, set home, spawn protection, Support, Times, Tpa, Vanilla, voting system, world backups

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9577
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Welcome
Two Times A Charm Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP
mc.twotimesacharm.com

Server Trailer
https://youtu.be/FaDZhC1WKiM

Server Features
Premium Anti-Cheat, No X-ray, TPA, Set Home, Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord

Notes
Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks Overworld and Nether: Backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!)

All Server Commands
/spawn, /home, /sethome, /back, /tpa, /tpahere, /vote, /voteshop

Server Rules (Permanent Ban)
No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb

Server Rules (Allowed)
PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding, Destroying

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Mods that give an unfair advantage or alter gameplay are not allowed. Please check with the server staff before using any mods.

2. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the server’s Discord channel.

3. Are there any rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, players are rewarded for voting on the server with in-game items or currency.

4. How often are server backups performed?

Server backups are performed daily for the overworld and nether, with the end resetting every 30-60 days.

5. Are there any restrictions on building or exploring?

There are no restrictions on building or exploring within the server, as long as it follows the server rules.

United States of Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, BIIIIIRRRRRRDDDDDDDD, bird, Craft, free, FREEEEEEEEE, long tail tags: USA USA USA, States, United, Usa

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6364
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Join this wacky Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

We’ve got more birds than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all FREEEEEEEEE!

Fly around on a giant parrot, ride a flamingo into battle, or just chill with a flock of penguins.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises at every turn.

You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a disco party with llamas, or a secret underground lair filled with treasure.

So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyBoys Manspread Mayhem

anger management, BlockyBoys, Boyfriend, CAR, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Driving, driving safety, Etiquette, gender equality, Gender Roles, Manspread, manspreading, MAYHEM, passive aggressive, relationship, road rage, shouting, stick shift, Transportation

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3963
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Farms Harvested:	691
Ores Mined:	9979	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Star Shards Collected:	182	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Are you tired of dealing with manspreading in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where manspreading doesn’t exist and you can drive safely without any distractions. Plus, we have a special pink license achievement for all our skilled drivers out there. So come on over and leave the real world drama behind, let’s have some fun together!

TaterTotTacoPizza

controversial combos, culinary contradictions, Culinary Creativity, culinary experimentation, culinary oddities, daring dishes, flavor adventures, flavor fusion, food combination, foodie favorites, guilty pleasure, palate surprises, surprising combinations, taste bud temptations, taste sensation, TaterTotTacoPizza, unconventional cravings, unconventional pairings, unconventional tastes, unexpected delights, unique flavors

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9376
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Dimension Hops:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Star Shards Collected:	82	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable food combinations? Well, join our Minecraft server and find a community that appreciates your culinary creativity! We welcome all players who dare to mix things up, whether it’s peanut butter and pickles or ice cream and ketchup.

On our server, we have a special “Food Fusion” challenge where players compete to create the most outrageous food combinations in-game. Imagine a block of cheese sandwiched between two slices of watermelon or a cake made entirely of mushrooms – the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner foodie and show off your unique taste buds, join us on our server and let the culinary chaos begin! Who knows, you might just discover a new favorite food combination that will leave everyone else scratching their heads in confusion.

Makhnovka Mayhem: DPRK vs Russians

Armed Forces, Battalion, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, defense forces, DPRK, DPRK soldiers, eastern europe, INFANTRY, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Makhnovka, MAYHEM, Military, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia ukraine conflict, russians, SECURITY, Village, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3994
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Makhnovka in Kursk Oblast but with a twist – we have DPRK soldiers fighting alongside the Russians! Watch as the villagers of Makhnovka band together to defend their homes against the invading forces, all while dodging creepers and zombies! Will the Russians prevail or will the DPRK soldiers turn on them? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a dragon named Boris. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat Boris and claim the riches for themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Silvermons

Battle Tower, Casual, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, competitive, Curseforge, ELITE 4, formats, Gyms, LEvel cap, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, pay to win, Pixelmon Reforged, Player Gym, Progression, RANK, Silvermons

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2873
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Magic Items Found:	4868	Dragons Tamed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Silvermons Server Information
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

About Silvermons Server

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. There is content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	Minecraft 1.16.5
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server.
What unique features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons has custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more.

North American Frontier 1.21

206376433, American, Canada, Cum, Edition, Frontier, mexico, north, personal growth, previous, Usa

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6652
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	9995	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a personal growth edition, but with a twist!

On this server, you’ll level up your skills while building epic structures and battling crazy mobs. It’s like therapy for your virtual soul, man.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet peeps from all over the world who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. It’s like a support group for blockheads, but way more fun.

And let’s not forget about the events and challenges. You’ll be pushing yourself to the limit, bro, all while having a blast. It’s like a personal growth boot camp, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to level up your Minecraft game and your life, bro! Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥

ThrowCraft: Patient Edition

clinic policy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, customer service, Disrespect, Edition, front desk, handling difficult patients, office etiquette, patient, patient behavior, patient care, patient interaction, patient satisfaction, physical therapy clinic, Professionalism, staff communication, therapist-patient relationship, therapy appointment, ThrowCraft, workplace behavior

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5239
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Divine Spears Created:	24
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of boring old therapy clinics? Come join our Minecraft server where you can throw virtual bills at anyone without consequences! Our therapists are top-notch and will kick you out if you don’t behave, just like in real life! Explore our virtual world and let out your frustrations by screaming obscenities at our staff. We promise not to judge, but we might ban you if you go too far. So join us for a wild ride of therapy and tantrums, where the only limit is your imagination (and our rules, of course)!

TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, counseling, Emotional support, inappropriate comments, mental health, mental health stigma, Mental Wellness, professional conduct, self-care, therapeutic relationship, Therapist, therapist-client relationship, TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP, Therapy, therapy boundaries, therapy effectiveness, therapy ethics, therapy experience, therapy session, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5132
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Star Shards Collected:	293
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.

CraftyQuestionz

communication skills, confusion, CraftyQuestionz, grammar mistakes, hate proofreading, indecipherable questions, lack of attention to detail, lack of clarity, lack of editing, language barriers, misunderstandings, poor grammar, poor spelling, proofreading, sloppy writing, spelling errors, unclear communication, unclear writing, unintelligible questions, writing skills

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1531
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Buildings Constructed:	42
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Falling into the Void:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant slime that sings show tunes. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret underground dungeons to flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a talking block of cheese, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1544
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	281	Enchantments Applied:	182

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!