Evo SMP: Where surviving Minecraft is easier than spelling ‘geopolitics’ correctly! Join us for fun events and whitelisted shenanigans in version 1.21!

Adapt, alliances, Arsenal, challenge, CORRECTLY, dynamic, easier, Empires, eras, Events, evo, evolve, Fun, Gear, Geopolitics, global battle, Join, limited resources, Meta, Minecraft, natural disaster, Players, random events, Rare treasure hunt, Resources, Shenanigans, smp, Spelling, strategies, success, Surviving, Vanilla, Version, Wars, Whitelisted

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	349
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Votes:	6954
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	167
Void Gems Collected:	32	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	41
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Evo SMP Server Overview

Features	Description
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Focus	Evolution and adaptability in gameplay
Eras	Shifts in gameplay and resources
Events	Random events for challenges and opportunities
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is the focus of Evo SMP?	The focus of Evo SMP is on evolving and adapting in a dynamic world where survival is only the beginning.
How is the server divided?	The server is divided into eras, each bringing a shift in available resources and gameplay strategies.
What are random events?	Random events are challenges and opportunities that shake up the world, such as natural disasters or global battles.
How can I join Evo SMP?	You can join us by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions.

Rate My Life Plan Minecraft SMP

apartment costs 300k, budgeting, earning 10k, Expenses, Financial goals, future plans, gooning, inflation, Life, living with parents, Minecraft, moving out, nightwalking, personal finance, Plan, playing video games, r8 my life plan, Rate, reading books, saving for own apartment, saving money, smp, watching movies, working 120 hours a week, working 240 hours per month

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7390
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Divine Spears Created:	24
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only goal is to build a house and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join our server and embark on a quest to earn 10k in-game currency every month by working 240 hours. Why, you ask? Because in this crazy world, apartments cost a whopping 300k! But don’t worry, you can live with your in-game parents and only spend 1k a month to cover expenses.

After 3 years of hard work and dedication, you’ll finally be able to afford your own virtual apartment and move out. Imagine the freedom! You can work 120 hours a week in-game and spend the rest of your time gooning, reading books, playing video games, watching movies, and nightwalking to your heart’s content.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to financial independence and virtual luxury! Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating and absurdly entertaining?

XmasDelayDrama

christmas, Christmas parties, Christmas timing, Christmas traditions, extended family, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, family obligations., family pressure, Holiday Celebrations, holiday traditions, late celebration, sibling relationships, XmasDelayDrama

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6335
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	477	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that celebrates Christmas on time? Look no further than our server, where we never wait for anyone to celebrate! Join us for a jolly good time filled with festive cheer and no delays.

Unlike some families who wait weeks to celebrate Christmas, we believe in celebrating on the actual day or even before. No more waiting around for that one family member to show up late, we start the party right on time!

Join us and be a part of a community that values punctuality and holiday spirit. Say goodbye to late Christmas celebrations and hello to on-time fun! So why wait? Join our server now and let’s celebrate Christmas the way it’s meant to be celebrated – on time and with joy!

TuneInWhenWorldFellApart – Minecraft SMP

10. Comforting lyrics, 11. Reflective music, 12. Song for tough times, 13. Resilience through music, 14. Finding solace in songs, 15. Emotional release through music, 16. Songs for difficult moments, 17. Music for healing, 18. Emotional support through music, 19. Songs for tough days, 2. Emotional healing, 20. Finding strength in music., 3. Coping mechanism, 4. Self-soothing, 5. Melancholy songs, 6. Sad music, 7. Heartbreak tunes, 8. Soulful melodies, 9. Healing playlist, Minecraft, music therapy, smp, TuneInWhenWorldFellApart

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1290
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Crops Grown:	4108	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Void Armor Forged:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro. It’s like, the wildest ride of your life, I swear. We got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit. And the best part? We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, where we all dance to Minecraft parodies of popular songs. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have this legendary PvP arena where we settle all our beefs. One time, I challenged this dude to a duel and we fought with enchanted carrots. It was intense, man. And don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with creepers and skeletons. It’s like a zoo, but way more explosive.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the chaos for yourself. And remember, when your world is falling apart, just crank up some Minecraft music and keep on blockin’.

NoobZombieApocalypse

Adversity, anxiety, average person, Challenges, coping mechanisms, Decision making, Difficulties, emotions, handle, Life Changes, mental health, NoobZombieApocalypse, not equipped, Obstacles, overwhelm, PRESSURE, responsibilities, self-care, stress, Support, uncertainty

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4610
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	7444	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	290	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is not for the faint of heart!

Join us if you dare to face challenges that the average person is not equipped to handle. From battling giant mutant chickens to navigating through a maze of exploding creepers, our server will keep you on your toes (literally, because you might lose them in a TNT accident).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with zombies, skeletons, and maybe even a friendly Enderman or two.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the unexpected is the norm and chaos reigns supreme? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join the madness today!

NukeCraft Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, foreign policy, global politics, intelligence briefing, international relations, iran, Iran nuclear deal, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, national security, nuclear program, nuclear proliferation, Nuclear weapon, nukecraft, Politics, potential threat, sanctions, security threat, Server, trump, united states, weapons development., White House

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9241
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

so, like, u know how u always wanted to build a nuclear weapon in minecraft but u dont know how? well, come join our server and we will show u how to do it! we got all the resources u need to make ur own nuke and blow up ur enemies! trump even came to our server and we showed him how to do it, he was like “wow, this is amazing, i love this server!” so if u wanna be like trump and build ur own nuke, come join us now! #nuclearminecraft #trumplovesourserver #boomboom

SyriaCraft: No Jihadists in South!

anti-terrorism measures, border control, Conflict, Diplomacy, extremism, foreign relations, international relations, Israel, Jihadist, jihadists, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, national security, peace negotiations, political tensions, PRESENCE, regional stability, SECURITY, South, southern part, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6110
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

yo, come join our epic minecraft server where we don’t accept no jihadi presence in the southern part of the server! like, can you imagine trying to build your house and suddenly a bunch of jihadi creepers come blowing it up? nah, not on our watch!

we got crazy stories like one time a player tried to build a giant sandcastle but it got attacked by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on chickens. it was wild, man.

plus, we have the best parties in the nether realm. like, last week we had a disco party with glowstone blocks and a DJ skeleton spinning records. it was lit, literally.

so come join us and let’s kick some jihadi butt together! #minecraftforlife #saynotojihadis

WHO WILL ENTER THE DS TO THE OP Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, Aternos, BUILD, Clans, classic, Community, creativity, Custom, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Exploration, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Minecraft, multiplayer, No bans, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Rules, No Wipes, non-resetting, ONLINE, open world, Pirate, player-driven, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Unique, Unlimited, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3879
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13

A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

162.19.20.147:2042

BetterBusinesses

#youtube, BetterBusinesses, Community, Discord, gamemode, java, Links, Patreon, planetminecraft, PvE, rules, tiktok

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1048
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Welcome to BetterBusinesses Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.bbmc.today (Java 1.21.1)
Key Features	Survival economy gamemode Jobs Chestshops Custom business plugin with robust GUI Friendly community
Rules	Treat others with kindness and respect No griefing others or the server No abusing exploits No hacks or cheats, only performance mods allowed No advertising or spamming One account per player only Have fun!
Links	Server IP – play.bbmc.today Discord TikTok YouTube PlanetMinecraft Patreon

Overview

Welcome to BetterBusinesses! We are a new PvE server with a robust economy, jobs, and shops. Our custom plugins allow players to run a variety of businesses within the game, from item shops to farming/logging/mining companies. Join us at play.bbmc.today and unleash your entrepreneurial spirit!

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Only performance mods like Optifine are allowed. Hacks or cheats are not permitted.

Q: How do I start a business in the game?

A: Use our custom business plugin with the GUI to set up and manage your business. Hire employees, manage finances, and grow your business into a large corporation.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing others or the server is strictly prohibited. Treat others with kindness and respect.

Wilderness Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, 3D Anniversary Live, Breaking Dimensions, chimera, Christmas Karaoke, Echoes, Fire N Ice, Hero For a Day, Hololive Stage World Tour, HOLOTORI Dance, KFPINTL, KFPSERVER, KIARABREASTS, Korean DO U, Kyoufuu Ooru Bakku, Love Rush MV, Merry Winter Wawa, mindcraft, mirage, Myth Reunion, new to Kiara, Pineapple MV, Retrospective MV, reunion, Sleep Talking MV, takanashi kiara, Takotori MC, The Great Wanderer MV, The Show Goes on, Vite Ramen Collab, wawa, Wilderness

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	944
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Secret Passages Found:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with Merry Winter Wawa vibes! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a Vite Ramen collab that will blow your mind. Use coupon codes like KFPINTL, KFPSERVER, and KIARABREASTS to unlock secret powers (just kidding, they’re just discounts).

Plus, we have streams galore – from Sleep Talking to Love Rush to MindCraft, we’ve got it all. So why wait? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server now! It’s like a virtual rollercoaster, but with more pineapples and karaoke.

Movie Characters Minecraft SMP

Character development, Characters, destiny, fate, film analysis, film critique, finding love, Love at first sight, love story, Love Triangle, Minecraft, Movie, Movie analysis, movie characters, movie plot, movie quotes, movie recommendations, movie review, romantic gestures, romantic movies, romantic relationships, smp, soulmate, true love, unexpected love

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7000
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a blockbuster movie with a twist ending! Join us and become the hero of your own epic adventure, where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and uncover hidden treasure in the depths of the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of talking llamas who hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game. Will you be the one to gain their trust and harness their mystical abilities? Or will you be forever doomed to build dirt houses and get blown up by creepers?

So come on, join us on this wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Don’t be a sheep, be a llama and join our crazy Minecraft SMP today!

ResentfulCraft Minecraft Server

Birthday, christmas, Communication Issues, Disappointment, emotional neglect, family dynamics, feeling unloved, gift giving, lack of consideration, lack of effort, lack of empathy, long term relationship, love language, Minecraft, relationship problems, ResentfulCraft, Resentment, selfish behavior, Server, thoughtful gifts, unappreciated, unresolved issues

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9484
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Farms Harvested:	722	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Mines Excavated:	4815	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of receiving gifts like a rock from the side of the road for Mother’s Day? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where gift-giving is not only important, it’s mandatory! Our players are experts in thoughtful gifts and will make your birthday a day to remember.

Join now and experience the joy of receiving a banana picked out by your daughter as a birthday gift. Don’t worry, our players won’t lay on the couch all day with a head cold and forget to wrap your present – they are dedicated to making every birthday special.

Don’t let your husband ruin another birthday or holiday, come join our server and let us show you how gift-giving should be done. Who needs excuses when you have a community of gift-giving experts ready to make every occasion unforgettable?

ExSweaterSitchCraft

Boundaries, comfort, Communication, emotional, ex, ex girlfriend, ExSweaterSitchCraft, friendship, gift exchange, Insecurity, Jealousy, Lesbian, Memories, past, possessiveness, refusal, relationship, Soft, Sweater, tradition, unreasonable

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5220
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Divine Spears Created:	21
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Towns Built:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my ex-girlfriend’s jealousy over a sweater.

We’ve got a community tighter than my sister and Cindy’s bond, with friendships that last longer than my failed relationship with Cindy. And just like Cindy fixing my mom’s washer, our server will fix all your Minecraft needs.

Join us for yearly gift exchanges that are more intense than my girlfriend’s reaction to a simple sweater gift. Will she forbid you from wearing the softest sweater you’ve ever felt? Find out on our server!

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more entertaining than my love life. Who needs reality TV when you’ve got our server?

FakeFriendFinder – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, dishonesty, disloyalty, fake bond, fake concern, fake connection, fake friend, fake kindness, fake loyalty, fake smiles, fake support, FakeFriendFinder, friendship red flags, Manipulation, Minecraft, shallow friendship, signs of fake friends, smp, toxic friendship, two-faced, untrustworthy

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2594
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2911
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

So like, you know when you’re playing on this epic Minecraft server and your so-called “friend” steals all your diamonds and then tries to blame it on a creeper? Yeah, that’s a sign that they’re not really your friend. But don’t worry, come join our totally rad Minecraft SMP where we don’t tolerate any diamond-stealing jerks! We’ve got epic builds, crazy redstone contraptions, and even a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to prank unsuspecting players. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and lots of laughs, then come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers…they’re always up to no good.

InstaBoarding5

Airline, Airport, Behavior, boarding, boarding group 5, boarding process, boarding time, curious travelers, early boarding, Etiquette, Flight, Group 5, impatient, InstaBoarding5, Passengers, plane, queuing up, travel, travel habits, travel questions, waiting in line

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8383
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Are you tired of waiting in line for hours just to board a plane? Well, imagine if you could skip all that nonsense and just teleport straight onto the plane! That’s right, on our Minecraft server, we have a special airline feature that allows players in boarding group 5 to instantly board the plane as soon as they log in. No more waiting around or dealing with annoying TSA agents, just hop on and take off into the virtual skies!

But that’s not all, folks. Once you’re on board, you’ll be treated to a first-class experience like no other. Our flight attendants are actually villagers in disguise, serving up delicious virtual snacks and drinks as you soar through the pixelated clouds. And don’t worry about turbulence, our pilot is a seasoned pro who can navigate through any storm with ease.

So why wait in line like a chump when you could be flying high in style on our Minecraft server? Join us now and experience the most outrageous airline adventure of your life!

SyrianSecretsMC Server

chief, Disturbing, Fascinating, HORRIFYING, hostage negotiator, secret jails, Server, Syrian, SyrianSecretsMC, US

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1607
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Infernal Machines Built:	1

so, like, u know how some servers are just like, meh, but then u find one that’s like, WHOA, this is cray cray? well, that’s us. our server is so lit, even the US chief hostage negotiator is like, WHOA, this is some next level stuff. he called our secret jails horrifying and disturbing, but also, like, fascinating. so, if u wanna experience the ultimate thrill of being locked up in a virtual prison, then u gotta join our server. it’s like, the most intense role-playing experience ever. plus, we have like, secret tunnels and hidden treasures and stuff. so, come join us and see for yourself why even the pros are shook by our server. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.