EvictingEntitledTenantLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6378
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	4394	Potions Brewed:	65
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ores Mined:	4200
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always brewing? Look no further than our server, where the house is split in half with two apartments on each side!

Join us and experience the thrill of dealing with problem tenants like the old woman who claims everything on the property as “hers”. Witness the epic battle over the shared laundry room, where the old man washes his clothes in the sink because the old woman hoards the space with her belongings.

But wait, there’s more! Enjoy the excitement of the “caretaker” saga, where the old woman refuses to acknowledge the true owners of the property and refers to them as mere caretakers. And don’t miss out on the epic gazebo showdown, where the old woman claims ownership of the furniture left behind by the previous owners and tries to dictate who can use it.

Join our server now and experience the wild world of property disputes, hoarding battles, and territorial disputes like never before! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

Why Did Fewer Than 200k People Watch His Match On Collision? Minecraft SMP

200k, Audience, collision, headline, low viewership, match, Minecraft, people, Popularity, professional wrestling, Ratings, smp, Tokyo Dome, watch, wrestling, wrestling attendance, wrestling career, wrestling events, wrestling fans, wrestling industry, Wrestling Matches, wrestling performance, wrestling promotion, wrestling show, wrestling superstar, wrestling venues

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9550
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Crops Grown:	3068	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Farms Harvested:	436	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of being a nobody in the Minecraft world? Do you want to join a server where you can finally become a superstar? Well, look no further than our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP!

Join us and become the next big thing in the Minecraft community! Just like this mysterious wrestler who can’t seem to catch a break, you too can rise to fame and fortune on our server.

With less than 200k people watching his matches on Collision, you’ll have more viewers on our server than you can handle! And forget about those boring old dynamites, our server is where all the action is at.

Headline the least viewed Tokyo Dome show? No problem! We’ll make sure you’re the main event every time. And who needs bingo halls and high school gyms when you can dominate the Minecraft world with us?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your journey to greatness! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be as legendary as this wrestler…or at least have more viewers than he does!

BdaySurprise Minecraft Server

adhd, BdaySurprise, bedtime, Birthday, birthday dinner, Boyfriend, Caring, Communication, Cooking, eating enough, family, Gaming, hangry, holidays, love, Minecraft, mothering, relationship, reminder, Server, Sleep, travel, Understanding

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1451
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7454	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to take better care of you than this boyfriend takes care of themselves! Join us for a wild adventure filled with non-stop fun and excitement.

Forget about staying up until 4-5am gaming and then complaining about being tired – on our server, the party never stops! We’ll make sure you get enough sleep and food so you can game to your heart’s content without any worries.

Don’t worry about forgetting important dates like birthdays, because on our server, every day is a celebration! We’ll shower you with love and attention, and maybe even send you a text before your dentist does.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where you’ll never have to worry about being mothered or nagged. Just pure, unadulterated fun and friendship. ADHD folks welcome – we understand the struggle and we’re here to support you. See you in the game!

ChocSisXmasRevenge

#Thoughtfulness, Apology, Bathbombs, Chocolate, ChocSisXmasRevenge, christmas, Communication, Effort, family, gender dysphoria, Gifts, Gratitude, holidays, makeup, POSTERS, relationships, Selfishness, shopping, Siblings, Surprise, ungrateful

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8717
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	6183
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggles with ungrateful siblings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, just like the drama between you and your sister over Christmas gifts.

On our server, you can unleash your inner pettiness by gifting your sister virtual chocolate boxes instead of the posters she wanted. Watch as she throws a digital tantrum and calls you selfish and ungrateful, just like in real life!

But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all your sibling rivalry needs. Build a virtual world where you can finally get the recognition you deserve for your thoughtful gifts, even if it’s just in block form. So come join us and let the sibling drama unfold in the most absurd way possible!

MinePrisonChallenges

Challenges, coping mechanisms, incarceration, inmate relationships, ISOLATION, justice system, Legal System, life behind bars, mental health, MinePrisonChallenges, Prison, prison culture, Prison food, prison guards, prison reform, prison routine, recidivism, redditors, Rehabilitation, reintegration, violence

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9534
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Are you tired of being confined to a boring, real-life prison? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us and experience the thrill of breaking out of virtual cells, dodging virtual guards, and crafting your way to freedom!

Our server is filled with ex-convicts who have mastered the art of surviving in the pixelated world. From building secret underground bases to staging epic prison riots, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our virtual guards are no match for your cunning strategies and creative building skills.

So, if you’re ready to leave the real world behind and embark on a wild adventure in Minecraft, join us now! Who knew serving time could be so much fun?

CanalClapbackCraft

Backlash, canal, CanalClapbackCraft, central america, Comments.., controversy, Diplomacy, Dispute, foreign policy, Government, international relations, leadership, panama, panama canal, Political, president, response, TAKEOVER, trump, U.S, united states

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7417
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Farms Harvested:	581
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Buildings Constructed:	27

lol imagine a world where the Panama Canal is run by Trump? NO THANKS! come join our minecraft server instead where we have our own epic canal that is run by llamas! yes, you heard right, LLAMAS! they wear little captain hats and everything.

why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing the floss. it was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

not convinced yet? well, how about this – our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and boogie down. it’s lit, fam.

so come on over to our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs Trump and his canal when you can have llamas and dancing potatoes? let’s get this party started! 🎉🦙🥔 #llamalife #potatodisco

Pixel Pals Retreat

Burnout, Digital Detox, digital technology, employee wellness, hyperconnected, mental fatigue, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, mindfulness, PALS, physical health, physical wellbeing, PIXEL, productivity, Relaxation, remote work, Retreat, screen time, self-care, stress, techno-strain, technology addiction, work-life balance

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8561
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

join dis epic minecraft server and escape from da techno-strain of real life! our server is da ultimate getaway from all dat digital technology stress. we got virtual trees, virtual animals, and even virtual diamonds!

rumor has it dat if you play on dis server long enough, you will start seeing creepers in real life! but don’t worry, dey won’t explode, dey just wanna be yo friend.

come join us and build a virtual mansion, go on virtual adventures, and maybe even find a virtual love interest. who needs real life when you can have all dis fun in da virtual world?

so what are you waiting for? join now and say goodbye to techno-strain forever!

Other Trim SMP

alliances, begin.., Betraying, bored, Chaos, Discord, flamefrags, Friends, Fun, interested, Join, Mod Pack, Modded, NAPPA, post, PvP, Server, smp, Trim, unfold, watch

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5772
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	126
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9499
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
I’m genuinely just looking for people who want to do a pvp smp similar to flamefrags, nappa, and all of those guys. I’m just kind of bored and I want to watch the chaos unfold with people making alliances and betraying friends. I think it would be fun, so if you’re interested, join the server where the mod pack will be posted and when the server will begin. https://discord.gg/fGuXEDSY

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: What is the server about?

A: The server is a pvp smp where players can engage in battles, form alliances, and betray friends for the ultimate gaming experience.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: To join the server, simply click on the provided Discord link here and follow the instructions posted there.

Q: When will the server begin?

A: The server start date will be announced on the Discord server, so make sure to join and stay updated on any developments.

Mystic Misty Isles 1.20.6

#misty, 1.20.6, apologize deeply, apologize sincerely, Apologize.., Apology, ask for forgiveness, ask for mercy, ask for pardon, beg for forgiveness, express regret, express remorse, feel sorry, forgiveness, ib sowwy, Isles, make amends, mystic, regret, remorse, seek forgiveness, seek pardon, show remorse, Sorry.

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6932
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Omg, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical unicorn party in pixel form! 🦄🎉

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and turn dirt into diamonds, it’s insane! ✨💎

You can build a castle made entirely of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil chickens, it’s epic! 🏰🐷🐔

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance, it’s lit! 💃🕺💥

So come join us and let’s make Minecraft weirder than a llama wearing a top hat, you won’t regret it! 🦙🎩🤪

Minecraft SMP: /nfl/ General TFW NFC West Edition

Al Green, Ankle Injury, Brandon Joseph, Bryce Young, Bucs, Cade Otton, cousins, cowboys, Dave Canales, Dionte Johnson, DUI, Edition, falcons, fumble, general, Jerod Mayo, Josh Allen, knee injury, Lions, Minecraft, mvp, NFC, NFCWest, NFL, Patrick Mahomes, patriots, pick-6, rams, Russell Wilson, smp, Tank Dell, Texans, tfw, Theme, Trevon Diggs, Waivers, West

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8613
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more intense than Josh Allen playing through a severe injury in an MVP run? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us and you might just see Jerod Mayo return as a Patriots coach in 2025, unless there’s a collapse over the final weeks of ’24 – but let’s be real, that’s not gonna happen.

Russell Wilson thinks fumbling and throwing a pick-6 is “unacceptable,” but on our server, it’s just part of the fun!

We had to waive a player for a DUI arrest, downgrade a tight end to out, and put a WR in the hospital with a knee injury – all in one day!

But don’t worry, we also have players being claimed off waivers, undergoing bone graft surgery, and getting cut before $10 million is due. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.

So come join us, where Bryce Young is gonna finish the season for us and the theme song is Al Green’s “I’m a Ram.” Go Rams! Or whatever team you want, we’re not picky. Just come play some Minecraft with us and have a laugh at the chaos that is our server.

FamilyGatherGoneWrong

asserting boundaries, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family gathering, Family Support, FamilyGatherGoneWrong, father-son argument, Generational conflict, leaving a gathering, Parent-child relationship, parental expectations, self-care, stepfather relationship, teenage drama, toxic behavior

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7691
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Mines Excavated:	3728
Votes:	6877	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1012	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a family-friendly experience unlike any other!

Are you tired of family gatherings going to hell really fast? Well, on our server, you can escape the drama and enjoy building and exploring with fellow players!

Just like in the story above, you can avoid arguments with your dad by immersing yourself in our virtual world. No need to worry about getting kicked out of a family gathering – on our server, you’re always welcome!

So come join us for a fun and drama-free experience. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft world? See you there!

Block and Roll Craft

BLOCK, Craft, Roll

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2053
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	200	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	12

Join our Minecraft server, where the only thing better than post-sex activities is building a virtual empire with your new online buddies! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to play pranks on unsuspecting players. So come on, join us and let’s get crafting!

BirdFluCraft

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4564
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0

join our epic minecraft server and escape the infectious bird flu that can linger in refrigerated raw milk for 5 days! we have magical potions that will protect you from any flu-carrying birds that try to attack you in the game. our server is so safe, even the cows are vaccinated against bird flu! come join us and build a fortress made entirely of milk cartons to keep the flu away. don’t wait, join now and save yourself from the dreaded bird flu in minecraft!

The Manhattan Project

manhattan, Minecraft Server Mod Anarchy Tech Planets Missiles Vehicles Franchise Weapons Helicopters Boats Storage System Safe Base Invaders Builders Walls Food, Modded, Project

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8438
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	115	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Server Name	The Manhattan Project
IP	148.113.0.186:25612
Modpack	Discord
Version	1.7.10

Overview:

Hi! Myself and a couple others are looking for more people to join this server!

The pack is centered around one mod, NTM space. This mod allows you to do a variety of things, from creating nuclear missiles, to building spacecraft and building bases on different planets! It offers various examples of real-world nuclear technology, as well as some fictional ones. You may find quite a few references to the Fallout franchise in the mod too!

But that’s not all the server has to offer. The main, game-changing mods are as follows:

NTM Space
Mekanism – adds a variety of electrical machines, weapons and tools
Industrial Craft 2 – Similar to Mekanism, gives more of a nostalgic vibe though
MC Heli – Adds Vehicles such as tanks, helicopters, planes, boats, cars, as well as some weapons!
Applied Energistics 2 – Amazing storage system mod!
Securitycraft – Lets you make sure your base is safe from any would-be invaders
Better Builders Wands – Makes building large platforms or walls extremely easy.
Pam’s Harvestcraft – A whole new world of food!

So come join us! We’d be happy to introduce new players into the community ^-^

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server even if I’m new to Minecraft?	Of course! We welcome players of all skill levels and are happy to help beginners get started.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not tolerated on our server. We have measures in place to ensure a safe and enjoyable gaming experience for all players.
Are there any rules or guidelines I should follow while playing on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules posted in our Discord server that all players are expected to follow. Be sure to familiarize yourself with them before joining.
Can I suggest mods or plugins to be added to the server?	Yes, we are always open to suggestions from our community members. Feel free to share your ideas with us in the Discord server.

Epic Invasion Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Conflict Resolution, Country, defense mechanisms, defense tactics, defensive measures, Diplomacy, Epic, foreign policy, homeland security, international relations, Invades, Invasion, military intervention, military invasion, military strategy, national defense, national sovereignty, Realm, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, war planning, what to do

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3918
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Star Shards Collected:	133
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Bruh, join this Minecraft server if you want to invade countries without consequences. Like, who needs diplomacy when you can just build a TNT cannon and blow up your enemies’ bases? Plus, we have a secret weapon that turns all your enemies into chickens. It’s clucking hilarious! So come on, join us and start your conquest for world domination, one block at a time.

Rate My Life Plan Minecraft SMP

apartment costs 300k, budgeting, earning 10k, Expenses, Financial goals, future plans, gooning, inflation, Life, living with parents, Minecraft, moving out, nightwalking, personal finance, Plan, playing video games, r8 my life plan, Rate, reading books, saving for own apartment, saving money, smp, watching movies, working 120 hours a week, working 240 hours per month

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8179
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only goal is to build a house and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join our server and embark on a quest to earn 10k in-game currency every month by working 240 hours. Why, you ask? Because in this crazy world, apartments cost a whopping 300k! But don’t worry, you can live with your in-game parents and only spend 1k a month to cover expenses.

After 3 years of hard work and dedication, you’ll finally be able to afford your own virtual apartment and move out. Imagine the freedom! You can work 120 hours a week in-game and spend the rest of your time gooning, reading books, playing video games, watching movies, and nightwalking to your heart’s content.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to financial independence and virtual luxury! Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating and absurdly entertaining?