Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally punched a chicken. Little did they know, that chicken was actually a powerful wizard in disguise! Suddenly, all the cows on the server started flying and shooting laser beams out of their eyes. It was utter madness, but also incredibly entertaining.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that can grant you three wishes if you can catch it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now their entire base is made out of solid diamond blocks. Talk about bling bling!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where every pullback is an opportunity for something absolutely bonkers to happen, then look no further. Join us and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a few exploding sheep. See you in the game!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Epic Quests Completed: 14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Ores Mined: 2961
Rune Stones Activated: 8 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • NovaCraftMC.de

    NovaCraftMC.de

    Welcome to NovacraftMC.de – your ultimate city build server!

    Immerse yourself in the exciting world of NovacraftMC.de, where creative city building projects meet exciting PvP duels! Build your own city, create impressive buildings and design your own personal plot of land exactly as you imagine it. There are no limits to your imagination!

    Join today and become part of the NovacraftMC.de community! Whether you are an experienced city builder or a PvP pro, you will find your place here.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Chimeras Created: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • CozySMP

    CozySMP

    CozySMP is the best free-to-play minecraft smp that provides an incredible experience to the player. it also has some plugins to make it easier for new players

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 45 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • ✨ [1.21] FlayCraft – See and run Minecraft server

    ✨ [1.21] FlayCraft – See and run Minecraft server
    ⭐ We kindly ask the world of FlayCraft – for the skin block and the skin’s advantage to come to life with new possibilities and amazing insights!

    ? Our servers in Minecraft offer not just the game, but a more expensive experience in the enchanting world, where the warmth and wonderful atmosphere are friendly, and it’s good to check on the skin prankster. We attach special respect to the integrity, consistency and stability of all our regimes. And the axis and the stench:

    ⚡Vision: Here you will find the support and friendliness of our specialists, who are ready to help you with your skin problems. In this mode, theft and damage to other people’s alarms are protected, and to further protect you from this, you can secure your own alarm with additional privacy and enjoy freedom without fear of robbery. Discover the endless mechanics, including unique robots, casinos, duels and other equally important systems, the list of which is growing every day. We are developing game mechanics in accordance with the basic principles of Minecraft, which preserves the high vanilla nature of our server. Be the awakener of the world or an important follower, creating your world together with other graves.

    ? Events: Get ready for the exciting events that take place regularly on our servers! From epic battles with unique bosses to squalor and simple evenings – we always have something for the skin.

    ? Experience the power and ability to create your own unique style on our server. We’re counting on you!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

    Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But little did they know, the dungeon was also home to a pack of evil zombie chickens! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued? It was cluckin’ crazy!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus King, a prickly ruler who will challenge you to epic duels for the chance to win rare loot. And let’s not forget about our annual Pig Racing Championship, where players saddle up their swine steeds and race to the finish line for glory and bragging rights.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a herd of exploding sheep, then look no further. Join us today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse. The Ultimate Minecraft RPG Server is here! Go on an epic MMORPG server adventure mixed and merged with survival seamlessly.

    Explore the most unique custom world with caves and biomes unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. Fight 300+ unique mobs, 100+ bosses, and explore over 60+ dungeons. All guided with a full leveling system, build creations, custom spells, and 300+ unique crafting recipes.

    Play the ultimate minecraft rpg server today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 274 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 24 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Goontown

    Goontown

    Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 29 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Crystal Wands Charged: 15

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Potions Brewed: 106
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Farms Harvested: 437

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 9 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Enchantments Applied: 156 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Falling into the Void: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 19
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 14 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Void Gems Collected: 31
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 26 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Falling into the Void: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • CraftyPrideLand

    CraftyPrideLand
    OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

    But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

    And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 26
    Magic Crystals Found: 22 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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