Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally punched a chicken. Little did they know, that chicken was actually a powerful wizard in disguise! Suddenly, all the cows on the server started flying and shooting laser beams out of their eyes. It was utter madness, but also incredibly entertaining.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that can grant you three wishes if you can catch it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now their entire base is made out of solid diamond blocks. Talk about bling bling!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where every pullback is an opportunity for something absolutely bonkers to happen, then look no further. Join us and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a few exploding sheep. See you in the game!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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