Everwild | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Version	1.21.4
Resets	No resets
Difficulty	Hard mode
Additional Features	Voice chat, armor poser, head drops, miniblocks, /sit, dragon elytra drop, redye, discord/MC chat, and more!

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply connect to the server using the IP address provided.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed in designated areas.
Are mods allowed on the server?	Only approved mods are allowed. Check with an admin before using any mods.
How do I report a player for misconduct?	Contact a moderator or admin through discord to report any player misconduct.
Can I build my own structures on the server?	Yes, players are encouraged to build their own structures within the server rules.

Medieval Unlimited

Achievements, armor, breeding, Competitions, Duels, Economy, Events, Exploration, Immersive, Livestock, Medieval, Quests, Realistic, Sandbox, Shops, smp, STEED, Survival, tame, Unlimited, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2011
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Medieval Unlimited Server Overview

Server IP	medievalunlimited.online
Discord	https://discord.gg/r5r7mbCU

Medieval Unlimited strives to create a highly immersive and realistic themed medieval sandbox with a complete overhaul to almost every aspect of vanilla Minecraft and a true challenge for even the most seasoned players.

Key Features of Medieval Unlimited:

Create your own Kingdom with countless upgrades and features.
Wage war on the weekends against your many enemies.
Siege your foes with REAL aimable, loadable, shootable, fully animated Trebuchets.

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Mystic Chicken Wash 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anon, chicken, chicken care, chicken cleaning, chicken washing, cooking habits, cooking safety, cooking tips, culinary advice, food handling, food preparation, Food Safety, food sanitation, kitchen cleanliness, kitchen habits, kitchen hygiene, kitchen practices, kitchen rules, kitchen tips., meal prep, mystic, poultry preparation, Wash, wash your chicken

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6857
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Lolz, bro, forget about chicken washing, come join our Minecraft server where the chickens wash YOU!

Join for epic battles with giant chickens who will peck your enemies to oblivion.

Build your own chicken army and conquer the pixelated world with feathers and beaks of destruction.

Forget about boring old chicken dinners, on our server, the chickens will serve YOU dinner with a side of chaos and mayhem.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chicken revolution begin!

Limb us Company General – Minecraft SMP #2297

appstore, Company, countdown, district 20 bokgak, don quixote, e.g.o, Ego, Extraction, FAQs, general, General guide, google play, Library of Ruina, limb, limbus company, Lobotomy Corporation, Manager Of La Manchaland, Masquerade, merry go round, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, Mirror of the Dreaming, oblivion, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, optimal grind guide, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line, Required reading, season 5, Sinner info, smp, Steam, tutorial, Useful resources, Walpurgisnacht, Yi Sang

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9959
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Enchantments Applied:	172

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for Season 5 – Oblivion where you’ll encounter Mirror Dungeon #5 – Mirror of the Dreaming, Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade, and Refraction Railway Line 5 – Merry Go Round. But wait, there’s more!

Upcoming Event: The 5th Walpurgisnacht – Full-Stopped By A Bullet. What does that even mean? Who knows, but it’s gonna be wild!

And don’t miss the Miracle in District 20 BokGak where anything can happen from December 26th to January 23rd.

But that’s not all, we have crazy extractions happening like extracting The Manager Of La Manchaland Don Quixote and targeting [Yi Sang] ID & E.G.O. What are we even extracting them for? Who cares, it’s gonna be a blast!

Join us if you dare, but be warned – this game is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina. Expect spoilers and chaos at every turn!

Download links available for all platforms, official social media accounts for updates, and required reading for all your EGO and Sinner info needs.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of this Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

BabyDaddyDrama Minecraft Server

BabyDaddyDrama, child support, child welfare, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family interference, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, Fatherhood, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenting decisions, personal boundaries, Server, sibling conflicts, sibling relationships, single motherhood, sister drama, unwanted advice

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7026
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Void Gems Collected:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of building epic castles and battling dragons! Join us and escape the real world where nosy sisters try to meddle in your virtual life.

On our server, you can create a world where your daughter’s father is a legendary warrior who fights alongside you in epic quests. No child support drama here, just pure adventure and fun!

So why join our server? Because here, you can build a family with your fellow players who understand the importance of boundaries and respecting each other’s virtual space. Plus, our server has unicorns. Yes, unicorns. Need we say more? Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

XmasBoozeBanFail

alcohol ban, children, christmas, Christmas day, christmas eve, Cultural differences, cultural mixing, Elf on the Shelf, family, family dynamics, family gatherings, holiday hosting, holiday traditions, Mexican, mixed families, parenting, santa, tamales, tequila, wine, XmasBoozeBanFail

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3772
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dragons Tamed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchantments Applied:	80	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as diverse as a Christmas gathering with over 50 relatives? Look no further! Our server is a melting pot of cultures, just like my family’s holiday celebrations.

Join us for some virtual tequila and tamales, because who doesn’t love a good fiesta? But beware, we have strict rules about children – they must be okay with adults enjoying a drink or two. Sorry, Jenny’s kids, looks like you’ll have to sit this one out.

And don’t even get me started on Santa and Elf on the Shelf drama. While some families go all out with the holiday magic, we prefer to keep it low-key. So if you’re looking for a server where you can be yourself and not worry about fitting into someone else’s holiday traditions, then this is the place for you. Join now and let the hilarity ensue!

Coffee Break

Break, building, Chill, coffee, Community, Discord, Economy, Friendly, friendly_staff, java edition, Minigames, multiplayer, new players welcome, Shops, Small, smp, Survival, tight-knit, vanilla server, Whitelist

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8180
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	110	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Server Name	Minecraft Server
Overview	Hey! If you’re looking for a smaller tight-knit server to join, you’re in the right place! A couple weeks ago I started one with some friends, now we’re looking for new people to join us. We’re currently focusing on starting an economy by building shops and minigames, but people of all playstyles and skill levels are welcome! If you want to chill with us, send me a friend request on Discord and I’ll add you. My username is linkwentmining.

Server Name

Minecraft Server

Overview

Hey! If you’re looking for a smaller tight-knit server to join, you’re in the right place! A couple weeks ago I started one with some friends, now we’re looking for new people to join us. We’re currently focusing on starting an economy by building shops and minigames, but people of all playstyles and skill levels are welcome! If you want to chill with us, send me a friend request on Discord and I’ll add you. My username is linkwentmining.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, send a friend request on Discord to linkwentmining.

Q: What kind of activities are available on the server?

A: We are currently focusing on building shops and minigames to start an economy, but players of all playstyles are welcome to join and participate in any activities they enjoy.

Q: Is there a specific skill level required to join?

A: No, players of all skill levels are welcome to join the server.

Q: Are there any rules or guidelines for the server?

A: We have a few basic rules to ensure a positive and respectful environment for all players. These rules will be provided when you join the server.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server as well. Just make sure they follow the rules and guidelines.

Mystic Crafted Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, Conclusion, crafted, CURSES, Demons, fan favorite, Finale, jujutsu kaisen, kenjaku, long-running, Manga, manga series, mystic, new epilogue, Popular, Realms, SHONEN, sorcery, Supernatural, trending, Upcoming

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	518
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2905	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Enchantments Applied:	208	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	9745	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got a new epilogue coming soon, like, who even cares about Kenjaku anymore, am I right? But seriously, this server is lit AF, like, you won’t even believe the crazy sh*t that goes down in there. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Neuralink Minecraft SMP

accelerated learning, advanced education, brain implant, brain interface, brain science, brain technology, cognitive enhancement, cutting-edge technology, education innovation, educational revolution, future learning, Futuristic technology, imagine graduating, instant knowledge, knowledge transfer, learn everything instantly, Minecraft, Neuralink, new tech, next-gen education, rapid learning, smp

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4012
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Are you tired of grinding for hours on end to learn new skills in Minecraft? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where we have the latest technology that allows you to learn everything instantly! Forget spending days mining for diamonds or building intricate redstone contraptions, just plug in and boom – you’re a Minecraft pro!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of PvP combat. Join forces with these feathered warriors as you battle against evil mobs and rival players in epic showdowns that will leave you clucking for more!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to feathers, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

SnackAttackMC SMP

bad habits, Binge Eating, emotional eating, excessive drinking, fast food addiction, lack of exercise, lack of self-care, late night snacking, mindless eating, poor sleep habits, sedentary lifestyle, smoking, smp, SnackAttackMC, stress eating, sugary drinks, unhealthy choices, unhealthy coping mechanisms, unhealthy eating, unhealthy habits, unhealthy lifestyle

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9955
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	2371
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

OMG GUYS, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic battles ever! Like, one time, we had a fight over who had the best pet pig and it turned into a full-on war with TNT and diamond swords flying everywhere. It was so crazy, but so much fun!

And don’t even get me started on our building competitions. We once had to build a giant statue of a potato and let me tell you, things got out of hand real quick. People were building potato cannons and launching spuds at each other, it was absolute chaos.

But the best part about this SMP is the community. We’re all a bunch of weirdos who love to goof around and have a good time. So if you’re looking for a server where you can let your freak flag fly and just be yourself, then you need to join us ASAP!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let the shenanigans begin!

NonConformityCraft

alternative lifestyle, Anti-establishment, counterculture, defiance, deviance, dissent, eccentric, Iconoclast, Individuality, Maverick, noncompliance, nonconformity, NonConformityCraft, Nontraditional, Outsider, Rebellion, resistance, societal norms, subversion, Unconventional, UNIQUENESS

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9048
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Votes:	4548
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Are you tired of conforming to society’s boring norms? Do you want to rebel in the most epic way possible? Then join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner non-conformist!

On our server, we don’t follow any rules – we build upside down houses, ride pigs into battle, and wear pumpkins on our heads as a fashion statement. Society may say it’s weird, but we say it’s AWESOME.

Join us and be part of the most rebellious community in Minecraft history. Who needs to conform when you can have this much fun breaking the rules? Let’s show society that being normal is overrated – join our server and let your non-conformist flag fly high!

BlockyMayhemMC

African conflict, atrocities, BlockyMayhemMC, brutality, child soldiers, Children executed, civilian casualties, Democratic Republic of Congo, drc, family violence, fresh terror, human rights abuses, international crisis., M23 militia, militia violence, terror attacks., Trauma, violence against women, War Crimes, war-torn region, women raped

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6838
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	186	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Buildings Constructed:	21

hey u, yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on our wacky and wild server where anything goes!

we got crazy builds like a giant toilet made out of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon! but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles.

oh, and did i mention the pvp battles? it’s like a free-for-all where the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. and if that’s not enough, we also have a treasure hunt where the prize is a golden pickaxe that can mine bedrock.

so what r u waiting for? join us now and experience the madness for yourself! who knows, u might even run into a talking creeper or a dancing enderman. don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft server ever created!

Dementia DJ’s: Chill Beats for Blocks

Agitation, alertness, anxiety, Attention, beats, blocks, Chill, cognitive function, dementia, DJS, ENGAGEMENT, holistic approach., IMPROVEMENTS, individual needs, individualized care, long term, mental health, mood, music interventions, music therapy, personalized treatment, research, short-term, therapy benefits

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9450
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Animals Bred:	64	Secret Passages Found:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	439	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

so, like, you know how sometimes you just need a break from the real world and want to escape to a place where you can just chill and have fun? well, this minecraft server is like the ultimate escape, dude.

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you hear this sick beat playing in the background. next thing you know, all your stress and anxiety just melt away. it’s like magic, man.

our server is like a therapy session, but way more fun. we’ve got custom music playlists that are designed to help you relax and focus while you play. and get this – it’s been scientifically proven to reduce agitation and anxiety.

so if you’re looking for a place to unwind, make new friends, and maybe even find some diamonds along the way, then this server is the place to be. come join us and let the music take you on a journey to relaxation and good vibes. trust us, you won’t regret it.

firestarter

Auction, bedrock, Christmas Event, Community Events, Cross-Play, Discord, FIRESTARTER, friendly community, Grief Protection, handbook, hard work, java, Land claiming, player-driven economy, player-run shops, quality-of-life tweaks, respectful community, Shops, smp, Trade, Virtual Economy, yearly event

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4692
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Server Name	firestarter
Server Type	Community SMP
Server Address	mc.firestartermc.com
Server Tour	Watch here

About firestarter:

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody! We keep things simple and our straightforward rules prohibit griefing and protect your hard work. Our server offers a player-driven economy, grief protection, land claiming, community events, and more!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
What is the server address for firestarter?	The server address for firestarter is mc.firestartermc.com
What type of server is firestarter?	firestarter is a Community SMP (Survival Multiplayer) server
Are there any rules on firestarter?	Yes, the server has straightforward rules that prohibit griefing and protect players’ hard work
Can I participate in the player-driven economy on firestarter?	Yes, players are able to maintain their own shops, auction off unique items, and trade with other players on the server
Is cross-play between Java and Bedrock editions supported on firestarter?	Yes, firestarter supports Java + Bedrock cross-play

Join firestarter and become a part of our friendly and respectful community!

We have ongoing events like our yearly Christmas event and a handbook for more information. Join our Discord to chat with other players and stay updated on server news.

Cool Craft Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, amazing, Awesome, Cool, Cool (aesthetic), cool atmosphere, cool design, cool style, Cool vibes, COOOOOOL, Craft, Excellent, extremely cool, fantastic, Great, incredibly cool, Outstanding, Realm, super cool, SUPERB, totally cool, very cool, Wonderful

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4561
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Animals Bred:	81
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Hey there, you absolute legend! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn your face off? Well, do I have the perfect place for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon! And guess what? The moon is made of cheese! That’s right, CHEESE!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can battle evil zombie chickens with laser eyes and ride on the backs of flying pigs. It’s like a crazy dream you never want to wake up from.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the insanity and let’s make Minecraft weirder than a three-headed chicken wearing a top hat! You won’t regret it… maybe.

This is What Girls Want Minecraft SMP

attraction, Competition, Desires, empowerment, Expectations, fantasies, femboys, fulfillment, Gender Roles, Girls, longings, massive dicks, Minecraft, Needs, Preferences, relationships, satisfaction, Sexuality, smp, Stereotypes, Wants

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6850
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magic Items Found:	5306	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Void Gems Collected:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	423	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the competition is fierce and the stakes are high! Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, because on this server, the only thing that matters is having a massive dick. That’s right, our femboys are packing some serious heat and they’re not afraid to show it off.

Join our SMP if you want to prove that you have what it takes to compete with the biggest dicks in the game. Show off your building skills, battle it out in epic PvP matches, and maybe even find love in a world where size really does matter.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to rise to the top of our crazy, dick-centric Minecraft world. Just remember, on this server, the bigger the dick, the better your chances of survival.

Players:	100/100	Votes:	2497
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Buildings Constructed:	38	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	11