ok so, its an smp i made for fun. please dont greif.
well it was for me and my friends but i decided to make it public
173.205.84.122:25579
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Pixel Perfect Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have the ideal female body – in block form! Our pixelated ladies have the perfect square shape, with curves in all the right places (thanks to some creative block placement). Join us to marvel at the beauty of our virtual vixens and maybe even build your own ideal female body out of blocks. Who needs real life when you can have the perfect body in Minecraft? Join now for a truly unique gaming experience!
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Latino Struggles English Easy Jews Arabs Minecraft SMP
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about language and culture.Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Latino players stumbled upon a mysterious portal in the game that transported them to a world where English was the only language spoken. Despite their initial confusion, they quickly adapted and became fluent in the language, much to the amazement of the Jews and Arabs who had been struggling to communicate with each other for years.
But that’s not all! In this wacky world, anything is possible. You might find yourself embroiled in a heated debate about the origins of language one minute, only to be challenged to a dance-off by a group of friendly zombies the next. And who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking the true power of language and communication.
So come join us on this absurd adventure and see if you have what it takes to conquer the language barrier and emerge victorious in the most bizarre Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!
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DMMORPG Survival
Welcome to the AvalonCS Minecraft DMMORPG Survival Server!
Dive into a world full of adventure, challenges, and endless possibilities. Our Minecraft server offers a truly immersive experience with unique features to keep you hooked. From custom quests and NPCs to player ranks and custom items, there’s something for everyone!
Key Features: RPG Experience: 8 characters, custom missions, and dialogues! Custom Ranks: free player ranks with exclusive perks. Rank Up System: Complete tasks to level up and unlock new perks! Custom Mechanics: New health bar, world selector, jobs & skills system, and over 400 quests to complete! Custom Items: 500+ new items, including vehicles, furniture, and weapons. Player Content: Auction house, player warps, vaults, and lands claiming! PvP Zones & Leveled Mobs: Battle players and stronger mobs for rewards!
IP: play.avalonia.sk:25588 Join today for the DMMORPG survival experience!
51.195.61.238:25588
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Re: Zero Minecraft Server
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special event where all players must dress up as llamas and participate in a hilarious llama race around the map! And if you lose, you have to do the llama dance in front of everyone while shouting “I am a majestic llama warrior!” Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where players can challenge each other to epic dance battles. The catch? You have to do the floss dance while wearing a chicken costume. Winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for eternity.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our exclusive quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Potato Gods themselves. Just be prepared to face off against evil potato monsters and navigate through a maze of potato traps.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, if you don’t have a sense of humor, this server is not for you.
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Minecraft SMP: /tesg/ ~ The Ender Scrolls General
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our patch notes are longer than the Great Wall of China.Join us for a wild ride through the land of Skyrim, where dragons roam free and the NPCs have more drama than a reality TV show. Need a break from all the questing and looting? Check out our sister threads like /tg/tgesg/ for some Weekend Lore General shenanigans, or /aco/teslg/ for some Adult General fun (don’t worry, it’s all SFW…mostly).
And if you’re looking for a challenge, dive into our comprehensive combat mod list and gear up with our gear list for gear people. Trust us, you’ll need all the help you can get when you come face to face with our mega treasure trove of RUASLEEP and pre-AE USSEP patches.
So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic adventure through the world of Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. Elder Thread, here we come! 🐉🗡️🔮 #SkyrimSMP #MinecraftMadness