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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 1384 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 |
Magic Items Found: | 3682 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
Towns Built: | 7 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every night. And guess what? The winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on! How cool is that?
Now, you might be wondering, why isn’t physician assisted euthanasia more popular in the USA for diseases like dementia, cancer, Huntington’s disease, or ALS? Well, let me tell you, on our server, we have a special potion that can cure any disease in an instant! No need for euthanasia when you have magical Minecraft potions, am I right?
So come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP server today! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we all dress up as llamas and do the Macarena. It’s a blast, I swear!