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we got diamond blocks that rain from the sky, creepers that explode into confetti, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties!

our server is so lit that even europe is like “screw u.s., we’re joining this minecraft server instead!”

so what are you waiting for? grab your pickaxe and come join the fun! who needs a $39 billion loan for ukraine when you can have all this craziness right at your fingertips!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 108/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Buildings Constructed: 5
Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Zombie Dances: 6
Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
Astral Amulets Crafted: 17 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
Mines Excavated: 3903 Ether Blades Crafted: 17

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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