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Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22
Meteorites Collected: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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