haha come join our epic minecraft server where european banks leaving russia would make the cows start speaking russian and the pigs start doing the kalinka dance! the kremlin is all like “oh no, our companies gonna be hurt!” but we just laugh and keep building our epic castles and farms. join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness, where anything can happen! plus, we have a secret underground disco party with the creepers every saturday night. don’t miss out, come join the fun!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 99/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 345
Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
Secret Passages Found: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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