haha come join our epic minecraft server where european banks leaving russia would make the cows start speaking russian and the pigs start doing the kalinka dance! the kremlin is all like “oh no, our companies gonna be hurt!” but we just laugh and keep building our epic castles and farms. join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness, where anything can happen! plus, we have a secret underground disco party with the creepers every saturday night. don’t miss out, come join the fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Endless Night Skies: 4
Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Runes Activated: 4
Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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