Are you tired of feeling weird, depressed, and messed up in the head like those poor Europeans? Join our Minecraft server and soak up all the virtual sunlight you need to keep your brain in tip-top shape! Our average player gets 3 times more sunlight than a Parisian, so you’ll be feeling like a ray of sunshine in no time. Say goodbye to those European blues and hello to a brighter, happier virtual world! Join now for a dose of Vitamin D and a whole lot of fun!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed: 7 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Herobrine Sightings: 0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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