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CraftyConcerns

agatha christie, aging, birthday gift, bookstore, cognitive decline, cognitive issues, CraftyConcerns, dementia, detective fiction, Dismissive, Elderly, friend’s concern, mahjong, mental health, Peril at End House, poker, psychology student, repetitive behavior, sharpness, signs, worry

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1840
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Runes Activated:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Star Shards Collected:	83	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep your grandpa on his toes? Look no further! Our server is so engaging, even your grandpa will forget about his detective novels. With mysteries around every corner and puzzles to solve, he’ll be too busy trying to crack the code to worry about repetitive behavior. Plus, our community is so lively, he’ll feel like he’s back at the mahjong table with his buddies. Join now and watch as your grandpa becomes the ultimate Minecraft detective!

Crafty Cancer Cure Server

50M, Cancer, cancer vaccine development, cancer vaccine initiative, Crafty, cure, GSK, mRNA tech, national strategy, oxford, personalized treatments, pre-cancer biology, preventive vaccines, Server, tumor-specific proteins, UK researchers

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	605
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	174	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38

Playing in Kalmara 2 – Come in from any version of the server minecraft

Auto, banner, come in, description, Game, height, Kalmara 2, Lazy, Minecraft, Playing, Server, Version, width

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4447
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Magic Items Found:	3177	Emeralds Found:	1698
Dragons Tamed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

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185.17.0.21:25551

Everwild

Bed.., Community, Difficulty, Discord, Events, Everwild, experienced players, Explore, INCLUSIVE, Mature Players, mod, multiplayer, new zealand, Oceanic, respectful, sleep warp, smp, Survival, Updates, weekly events

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7391
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Towns Built:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Everwild Minecraft Server Overview

Features
No resets
Hard difficulty, grab a bed from the boat
Sleep warp mod
Armor poser, mob and player heads, Mini-blocks
Fire spread is on
Free forever
Inclusive community
Weekly events hosted by staff or community

Join Our Discord

https://discord.gg/TnBMUCGxn4

Requirements

You Need to Be
21+
Oceanic or can play with high ping
Respectful to other players
Able to be part of a community and do your own thing

If you join the Discord, please leave your Minecraft username in the new player channel so we can add you to the whitelist.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I join if I’m under 21?

A: Unfortunately, the server is only open to players who are 21 years or older.

Q: Are there any in-game mods/plugins?

A: Yes, the server has various mods and plugins such as sleep warp, armor poser, and more.

Q: Is the server free to play on?

A: Yes, the server is free to play on and will remain free forever.

Q: How often are events hosted?

A: Weekly events are hosted by staff or the community for all players to enjoy.

Wren’s Sanctuary 1.21.3

1.21.3, ai, animated character, animated series, artist, Character, Female Protagonist, galaxy far far away, Graffiti, mandalore, Mandalorian, rebel, rebel alliance, Rebellion, rebellion leader, sabine wren, Sanctuary, Space, Star Wars, strong female character, Video, warrior, Wrens

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9498
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Votes:	2696
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magic Items Found:	4217

Yo, listen up, gamers! You gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of craziness! Why? Well, get this, they got a Sabine Wren AI video that will blow your mind! Imagine playing Minecraft while being guided by a badass rebel artist from Star Wars! It’s like having a virtual companion who’s ready to kick some blocky butt with you! Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let the chaos begin!

BroSisCraftWeddingWoops

acceptance, awkward, Boundaries, BroSisCraftWeddingWoops, brother, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Drama, family, Girlfriend, guest list, invite, personal day, perspective, relationship, Respect, Tension, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6757
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any interruptions.

Join us and escape the awkward wedding invites and family pressures. Build your dream wedding venue in Minecraft and invite whoever you want – even if they’re loud and opinionated! Plus, if your brother threatens to skip the wedding, just build him a virtual one in our server and problem solved!

Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and create your own drama-free paradise!

QuebecPowerOutage: NoSuperBowl4NE

Alternative, blackout, Community, consequences, contingency plan, Crisis, electricity, emergency, ENERGY, Grid, Impact, new england, Northeast, NoSuperBowl4NE, power outage, preparedness, québec, QuebecPowerOutage, resilience, response, super bowl, Usa

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7546
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Magic Items Found:	6364
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	556353	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Are you tired of living in constant fear of Quebec cutting off your electricity and ruining your Super Bowl plans? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with generators powered by unicorn farts! That’s right, never miss another touchdown again!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own fortress to protect yourself from the evil Quebecians who are hell-bent on ruining your sports-watching experience. And if that’s not enough, we have a special mini-game where you can throw snowballs at Justin Trudeau’s face for bonus points.

So come on down to our server and let’s show Quebec who’s boss! Who needs electricity when you have unicorn farts and snowball fights, am I right?

Jewel of the Overworld 1.20.6

1.20.6, Bijou, body acceptance, body confidence, body diversity, body empowerment, body image, body positivity, body positivity movement, body shaming, Confidence, curvy, embracing curves, fat, jewel, loving yourself, overweight, Overworld, plus size, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, weight stigma

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3733
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	28	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server where Bijou is the fat fuck and her body is just a rock? It’s like, the most insane thing ever, bro. You gotta join because who wouldn’t want to play on a server where a fat fuck named Bijou is just a rock? It’s like, the ultimate mind-bending experience, man. Plus, the pixel art on this server is next level, like seriously, you won’t believe your eyes. So come on, join now and let’s rock out with Bijou!

CraftyCanuckTariffs

Canada, CraftyCanuckTariffs, current events, Diplomacy, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, international relations, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, response, Speech, Statement, Trade, trade war, Transcript, trudeau, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1027
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Crops Grown:	4876	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Potions Brewed:	122	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

so like, u know that server where u can like, build stuff and mine stuff and like, do all kinds of crazy stuff? well, this server is like that but like, on steroids, bro.

u wanna know why u should join this server? well, let me tell u a story. one time, this player built a giant chicken out of diamonds and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. and guess what? he won. because on this server, anything is possible.

also, did i mention that there are flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes? yeah, that’s a thing on this server. so if u wanna experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventures of your life, then u gotta join this server, bro. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Rebel Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, age, Bait, Bravery, burning evidence, cause, documentary, group, History, joints, nails detached, Overthrow, Qing empire, Quest, rebel, Rebellion, revolutionaries, sacrifice, sacrifice for a cause, screws, SUICIDE, torture, WILLINGNESS

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6675
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Towns Built:	4	Mines Excavated:	2801
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Join our Minecraft server and be part of a revolution like no other! We’re talking about sacrificing virtual blocks for the greater good, burning down enemy bases, and acting as bait to lure unsuspecting players. Who needs to detach nails and run screws through joints when you can just respawn in our server? Come on, be a revolutionary in the world of pixels and blocks!

BlockPartyDrama

50s, aita, Bed.., BlockPartyDrama, bothered, CAB, Concert, Dance, dirty look, Drunk, Fun, hitting on, hurt feelings, Lame, Marriage, MARRIED, OFFENDED, over-reacting, random man, self esteem, self-righteous, tipsy, wedding ring, Wife

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4563
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Farms Harvested:	397	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures! Join us for outrageous fun and crazy antics that will make you forget all about tipsy concert shenanigans.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world and never have to worry about your spouse dancing with random strangers. Our community is full of friendly players who will always have your back, even if you’re feeling a little insecure about virtual dancing partners.

So come join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a tipsy spouse when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead? Let’s make some memories that don’t involve questionable dance moves and missing wedding rings. See you in the game!

TariffCraft – Build Walls, Not Bridges!

Benefits, Bridges, BUILD, debate, economic policy, Economy, global trade, international relations, Opinions, Politics, protectionism, reasons, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tariffs advantages, tariffs benefits, tariffs consequences, tariffs disadvantages, tariffs effects, tariffs impact, Trade, trade war, united states, walls

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5114
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Emeralds Found:	3822
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant tariffs that have invaded our virtual world. Fight alongside your fellow players to defend our economy and trade routes from these pesky tariffs. Who knew economics could be so fun in Minecraft? Join now and show those tariffs who’s boss!

BlockyThirstyCraft – Stay hydrated in the virtual world!

BlockyThirstyCraft, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate research, environmental impact, global warming, global water shortages, Hydrated, scarcity, stay, study, Sustainable development, temperatures rise, virtual, warming, water availability, water conservation, water gaps, water management, water resources, water scarcity, Water Security, world

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5743
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mines Excavated:	4140
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and BOOM, you’re in this crazy world where water is super scarce because of global warming. like, you gotta fight for every drop of water, man. but don’t worry, we got you covered with epic challenges and quests to find water and survive. plus, the mobs are all water-themed, like zombie squids and skeleton fish. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so join now and save the world from water shortages… or at least have a good time trying!

United Lands

Adventure, alliances, Allies, borders, Combat, cosmetic, DISCOUNTS, Fairness, gameplay, Gear, Geopolitical, Immersive, Jobs, Lands, marketplace, Nations, Roleplay, scale, smp, strategy, United, vibrant, Victory

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3397
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

United Lands Minecraft Server

Overview
Welcome to United Lands, a unique Towny-based Earth SMP server where immersive gameplay meets geopolitical intrigue. Our 1:500 scale Earth map allows nations to claim vast lands with minimal upkeep, offering complete freedom to shape your empire’s borders. Discounts are available for large groups, so gather your allies and carve out your place on the map.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join with my friends and create a nation?	Yes, you can gather your allies and create a nation to claim lands together on the server.
Are there different roles or jobs to choose from?	Yes, there are 7 unique jobs with skill trees to enhance your abilities and progress in the game.
Is the economy player-driven?	Yes, the economy is entirely player-driven with a marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items.
Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?	No, United Lands prides itself on fairness and ensures all store items are purely cosmetic with no in-game advantages.
How can I join the server?	You can join United Lands by using the server IP: play.unitedlands.org

Crafted Threads 1.20.6

1.20.6, Apparel, Casual, clothing, comfortable, crafted, everyday wear, fashion, fashion choice., fashion sense, fashion statement, fashion trends, fashionista, Outfit, personal style, Shirt, Style, Threads, trendy, Versatile, Wardrobe, would you wear this

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4857
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

OMG, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro! You gotta join because, like, the shirt you wear in Minecraft is, like, totally important. If you wear the wrong shirt, you might, like, get eaten by a giant pixelated chicken or something. So, like, join this server and wear the right shirt to survive in this crazy blocky world. Trust me, it’s, like, life or death out there. Just do it, man!

Players:	96/400	Votes:	2814
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11