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Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol market, alcohol policy, alcohol sales, American liquor, Canadian products, consumer choice, Ford, fords, government decision, international trade, LCBO, liquor distribution, liquor regulations, liquor store, LiquorFree, Minecraft, ontario, political decision, provincial government, retail industry, Server, trade relations, TUESDAY

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8247
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Emeralds Found:	6667	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Potions Brewed:	84
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	4

so, like, this, like, totally epic minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join this server cuz, like, LCBO is, like, removing American liquor on Tuesday or something. but, like, who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in this server, amirite?

join this server for, like, the most insane adventures and the craziest parties. we got, like, flying pigs and talking sheep, man. and, like, the best part is, you can totally ride on a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.

plus, like, the owner of this server is, like, a secret billionaire who only plays minecraft in his spare time. he’s, like, super cool and gives out free diamonds to everyone who joins. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic minecraft server? join now and let the craziness begin!

SpyChick69 – KidnapCraft

abduction, ACCUSED, agent, arrest, Conspiracy, Espionage, intelligence, investigation, kidnap, KidnapCraft, man, Moscow, Plan, Plot, Questioned, russia, SECURITY, SpyChick69, Spying, Surveillance, undercover, WOMAN

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1946
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got this wild story goin’ on where this woman is accused of bein’ a spy for Moscow. like, what even? but get this, she was also plannin’ to kidnap some dude! like, who does that? join our server for all the drama and espionage, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. come join the madness, you won’t regret it, bro.

Bone Boost Gel – FastCraft Server

better, Bone, bone density, Boost, drastically, FastCraft, Gel, Hydrogel, injectable, injectable bone, new, noticeable effect, orally, orally administered drugs, osteoporosis, Radical, Server, Treatment, two weeks, year

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5088
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can inject bone gel to boost ur bone density in 2 weeks? ya, u heard me right. forget about those boring drugs, we got that injectable bone gel that will make ur bones stronger than diamond armor in no time. join our server and become the ultimate bone warrior, smashing blocks and mobs with ur indestructible skeleton. who needs potions when u got injectable bone gel, amirite? come join us and let’s make osteoporosis a thing of the past.

The Expeditions SMP

apply, Biomes, brand new, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Join, Land claiming, Lore, Modded, Modpack, opportunity, perspective, process, resource pack, selection, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3415
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	251
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Whitelisted Server	Easy application process for joining
Custom Map	12k by 12k map with all vanilla biomes
Custom Mods	Includes modpack, resource pack, and data pack with focus on Create mod
Wiki	Allows players to start their own lore
War System	Opportunity for lore-based wars with mutual agreement
Economy & Land Claiming	Includes in-game economy and land claiming system

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel.

Q: What is the size of the custom map?

A: The custom map is 12k by 12k and includes all vanilla biomes.

Q: Is there a war system in the server?

A: Yes, there is a war system in the context of lore, and it requires mutual agreement between parties.

Q: Can I start my own lore on the server?

A: Yes, the server has a wiki that allows players to create their own lore.

Biboo’s Abandoned Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Abandoned, abandoning, Apologize.., biboo, Biboos, Collabs, dancing, doomposting, Faggots, Fans, good singer, hololive, Idol, Japan, merch, Realm, Reps, Singer, singing, special features, spike, streaming, subpar, upwards

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7278
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Potions Brewed:	50
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more collabs than Biboo in Japan! Our special features will make you question reality, just like faggots doomposting about her singing and dancing. With tons of merch and a community crazier than her fans, you’ll be apologizing for not joining sooner!

Mom’sBlockPartyMC

AITAH, Blocking, Boundaries, Church, Communication, Gaslighting, influencer, Manipulation, mental health, MomsBlockPartyMC, online dating, overreacting, personal space, red flags, relationship, self-care, STALKING, toxic behavior, trust issues, unwanted advances

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1041
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1998	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	190	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this crazy online dating story!

Meet new friends who may or may not have imaginary girl BFFs, get involved in church drama that will make your head spin, and experience unannounced visits that will leave you questioning reality. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to reverse Google search someone’s profile picture to uncover the truth!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you could ever want?

SneakySMPPlayer

Authenticity, Identity, introspection, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-evaluation, Self-examination, Self-expression, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, self-realization, self-reflective, self-understanding, SneakySMPPlayer

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1542
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Divine Spears Created:	23	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s a wild and crazy place where anything goes!

Join us on this epic journey where you can unleash your inner weirdo and let your creativity run wild! We have insane events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even underwater basket weaving competitions! And don’t even get me started on our legendary dance parties in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their potato army. Will you join them or will you fight against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP where you can truly be yourself, even if that means dressing up as a carrot and roleplaying as a sentient block of cheese. Let your freak flag fly, my friends!

FlowerPowerCraft – Blooms or Booms?

Aesthetics, artificial flowers, Blooms, Booms, budget-friendly, DIY gifts, eco-friendly, floral arrangements, flower delivery, FlowerPowerCraft, Fragrance, Fresh flowers, Gifting, Handmade, Home decor, long-lasting, natural beauty., personal touch, Preferences, reasons, sentimental value, special occasions, sustainable

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9251
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Villages Defended:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but bland landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a bouquet of fresh flowers in a world of artificial ones!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant flowers that shoot fireballs and explode into a rainbow of loot! Plant your own garden of carnivorous plants that will protect your base from any intruders.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of flower fairies who will grant you wishes in exchange for rare flowers. Want a diamond sword? Just bring them a rare blue tulip and it’s yours!

So why settle for artificial when you can have the real deal on our server? Join now and bloom into the adventure of a lifetime!

RussianRouletteMCServer

battle, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, Defense, Espionage, Government, Injuries, intelligence agencies, international relations, Military, prematurely discharged, russia, RussianRouletteMCServer, sends, soldiers, strategy, Tactics, UK intelligence, War, wounded soldiers

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6543
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. we got russia sending off their, like, wounded soldiers way too early, like what even is that? UK intelligence is, like, freaking out about it, dude. but, like, on this server, we embrace the chaos, man. join us for some wild battles and insane adventures. who knows what kind of craziness you’ll find here. come on, join the madness!

AutoCraftShutdown

#Automotive, AutoCraftShutdown, Automotive Industry, automotive sector, economic impact, economic warning., Economy, global trade, Industry, Manufacturing, North American auto production, production halt, production shutdown, Shutdown, supply chain, Tariffs, tariffs impact, Trade, trade policy, trade war, Warning

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8846
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Emeralds Found:	7465	Villages Defended:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ores Mined:	2048	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz if u don’t, tariffs gonna come in and shut down ur auto production like BAM. ain’t nobody want dat, so come join us and build ur auto empire in Minecraft instead. plus, we got a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their cuteness. u don’t wanna miss out on dat action, do u? so come on, join us and let’s show dem tariffs who’s boss in da craziest Minecraft server ever!

Majestic SMP

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Mods, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2926
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

**Majestic SMP** Join us Today Version [1.21.4]

AmethystNetwork.net Bedrock port 50025 Discord : https://discord.gg/aNMXXppJ3h

MajesticSMP.com:50025

Finalwind [SMP]

armor, Cheating, Clans, Custom Items, Discord, Economy, ender dragon, Events, Finalwind, loot tables, netherite, player versus player combat, PvP, Quests, Server, smp, Survival, Trailer, Vanilla, Version 1.21.4, weapons, Website

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3170
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Server Name	Finalwind
Description	Expands Minecraft’s endgame with custom items, events, quests, and an economy
Server IP	play.finalwindserver.com
Discord	discord.finalwindserver.com
Website	https://www.finalwindserver.com/

FAQ

What custom content does Finalwind offer?

Finalwind offers custom weapons, armor, tools, daily events, quests, custom wild loot tables, and an economy system.

Are there any specific rules on Finalwind?

The only main rule on Finalwind is no cheating. PvP combat skill is encouraged and cheating is not tolerated.

How can I join Finalwind?

You can join Finalwind by connecting to the server IP: play.finalwindserver.com

Is there a trailer for Finalwind?

Yes, you can watch the trailer for Finalwind at: https://youtu.be/zVRg61nL5S0?si=XVc6LNbSBQiSJ_dc

Eternal Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Anonymity, cells, comfort, Community, decor, ETERNAL, Identity, incel, introspection, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, organization, personal space, privacy, Realms, Reflection, relationships, room, SECURITY, self-image, Social

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9729
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4304	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Bro, forget about my room, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server I found!

Join this server if you want to escape the boring reality of your room and dive into a virtual world where you can build your own crazy creations.

We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and even a secret underground disco party for all the cool kids.

You’ll never want to leave once you see the rainbow-colored sheep and the giant floating tacos.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

UnderratedFlicksMC SMP

film, Hidden Gem, hidden treasure, Movie, Overlooked, series, sleeper hit, smp, television, unappreciated, Under The Radar, underacknowledged, Underappreciated, underexposed, Underrated, UnderratedFlicksMC, underrecognized, underseen, undiscovered

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8835
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	715570
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Alien Abductions:	1
Buildings Constructed:	36	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

OMG guys, have you heard about this super secret Minecraft SMP server that only the coolest kids are allowed to join? Like, seriously, it’s so exclusive that even Herobrine himself couldn’t get in!

But like, why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So one time, there was this player who joined the server and they found a hidden chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. And get this, the armor had special powers that made them invincible in PvP battles! Like, how crazy is that?!

Oh, and did I mention that the server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells jokes and gives out free diamonds? Yeah, you heard me right. Free diamonds from a ghost creeper! And rumor has it that if you find all the hidden treasure chests scattered around the map, you’ll unlock a secret portal to the Nether where you can ride on a flying pig!

So yeah, if you want to join the most epic, insane, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP server ever, then hit me up for the secret invite code. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be sucked into a world of chaos, craziness, and pure awesomeness. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the most underrated Minecraft adventure of your life! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #GhostCreeperDiamonds

CraftySportz: Pixelated Passion & PVP!

alternative sports, CraftySportz, different hobbies, distinctive activities, lesser-known sports, niche activities, non-traditional sports, obscure sports, offbeat pastimes, Passion, peculiar sports, pixelated, PvP, quirky sports, rare hobbies, rare sports, uncommon interests, uncommon pastimes, uncommon sport, unconventional games, unique hobbies, unique sports, unusual athletics, unusual pursuits

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8446
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6616
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but mining and building? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where the only sport we play is Creeper Dodgeball! That’s right, dodge exploding creepers while trying to score points in this adrenaline-pumping game!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our llama cavalry is ready to take on any foe with style and grace.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!

Players:	95/900	Votes:	9931
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Dragons Tamed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45