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| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 5119 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Join us on this server because we reject the Ancient doctrine of progressive evolution and instead embrace the teachings of Dr. Calvin and M. Rousseau…just kidding, we actually just love to troll each other and blow up each other’s creations for fun!
Our server is like a technological civilization on steroids, thanks to our insane mods and plugins that will make your Minecraft experience unforgettable. Who needs coal and iron when you have virtual diamonds and enchanted weapons?
Escape the boring reality of society and dive into our virtual world of chaos and creativity. Trust us, the only comprehensive calamity you’ll face on our server is when someone accidentally unleashes a horde of creepers on your base.
So come join us, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Who needs progressive evolution when you can have explosive evolution instead?
