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StunnerNetwork

Adventure, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Features, EXCITEMENT, Experience, game modes, gameplay, high quality, Join, KitPvP, Lag-free, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Performance, PvP, Server, StunnerNetwork, Survival, Unique

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8129
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Towns Built:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Animals Bred:	46

Stunner Network is a high-quality Minecraft server offering a unique and exciting gameplay experience. With a strong community, custom features, and lag-free performance, we provide the best environment for players to enjoy. Whether you love survival, minigames, or custom game modes, Stunner Network has something for everyone. Join now and become part of the adventure.

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Whispered Secrets 1.20.6

1.20.6, behind closed doors, Classified, Confidential, Covert, covert communication, discreet communication, discretion, gossip, hush-hush., insider knowledge, off the record, Private, privileged information, rumor, secret, Secrets, Sensitive, undercover, undisclosed, undisclosed information., undisclosed source, whispered

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5682
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	104	Endless Night Skies:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as your grandma’s cookies? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with majestic castles, epic battles, and magical creatures galore. But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. I know, I know, it sounds too good to be true, but trust me, this server is the real deal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

ShowerCraftNoBFs

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4826
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Are you tired of dealing with awkward situations in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise!

Imagine a world where you never have to worry about your sister’s boyfriend invading your personal space while you shower. On our server, you can shower in peace without any unwanted guests barging in.

No need to lock the bathroom door or worry about your clothes getting soaked – in our Minecraft world, everything stays dry no matter how steamy the showers get!

Join us and build your own private oasis where you can relax and unwind without any interruptions. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building the ultimate sanctuary where you can shower in peace and never have to deal with unwanted visitors again!

BodySwapCraft

BodyswapCraft

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8984
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Animals Bred:	181
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true! If a genie granted you a wish to change one part of your body, why not choose to join our server and change your Minecraft character’s body instead?

Imagine having the power to transform into any creature you desire, from a majestic unicorn to a ferocious dragon. Or maybe you’d prefer to have the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips or fly through the sky like a superhero.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the magical genie lamp hidden deep within our server. Once you find it, you can make your wildest dreams a reality and become the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wishes begin!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

approach, Business, buy Canadian sentiment, Canadian companies, Canadian economy, Canadian products, companies, CraftyCanuck, economic policy, Economy, Exports, global trade, Government, Imports, international trade, Minecraft, North America, Politics, protectionism, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5132
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	229	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	501	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2852
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3887
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Potions Brewed:	198	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Towns Built:	8

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1804
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	303
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mines Excavated:	2513
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

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Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5508
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Animals Bred:	157
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6730
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7984
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Divine Spears Created:	28	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3760
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6127
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25
Animals Bred:	115	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7140
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Farms Harvested:	950
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	434	Astral Projections Made:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Tricky Trails

Adventures, bedrock enabled, BUILD, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Fun, Minecraft, OneBlock, scenery, Server, tricky trails, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6613
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magic Items Found:	6114
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Holy Grails Found:	4

Tricky Trails is a new server with mostly vanilla in mind. Crossplay with bedrock enabled. Join us for all kinds of fun and adventures. Enjoy the beautiful scenery and build whatever your heart desires.

trickytrails.net

Players:	93/700	Votes:	3937
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	30