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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 8867 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 38 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
Enchantments Applied: | 199 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got crazy stories, man. Like, one time, a player built a giant potato castle and declared themselves the Potato King. And another time, we had a massive sheep uprising because someone accidentally dyed all the sheep pink. It was chaos, but like, in a fun way, ya know?
So, if you wanna join a server that’s all about fun, transparency, and potato castles, then come on over, dude. We’re waiting for ya!