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Players: 93/800 Votes: 8508
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 38
Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Falling into the Void: 1
Holy Grails Found: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 193

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Yo, listen up fam, this server is like the complete opposite of GFE, it’s like the holy grail of Minecraft servers. We don’t do no disgusting or degrading stuff here, we just build epic castles and mine for diamonds like bosses.

Join this server if you’re tired of all that GFE nonsense and want to escape to a world where you can be your true blocky self. Plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest events that will make you question reality in the best way possible.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave GFE in the dust and join us on this wild ride of epicness. You won’t regret it, I swear on my enchanted diamond sword.

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  • Democraft SMP: IRS & SS Records for GOP?

    Democraft SMP: IRS & SS Records for GOP?
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 6040
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 246 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

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    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no spice or drama? Well have I got the server for you! Picture this: a server where all the players are actually secret Democrat operatives who have access to all the IRS and Social Security records of every Republican voter and Republican in office.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where your every move is being watched by the government. Will you be able to build your base without getting audited? Will you be able to mine for diamonds without getting your social security number leaked? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – this server is not for the faint of heart.

    So come on down to our server and join the chaos. Who knows, you might even run into Trump himself, trying to build a wall around his base to keep out the Democrat operatives. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server. See you there, gamers!

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  • BiCraft: DateCrafted!

    BiCraft: DateCrafted!
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 1327
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate all things bisexual! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow sheep, glittery diamonds, and a secret underground club for players who have dated both genders.

    Ever wondered what it’s like to mine with a rainbow pickaxe or ride a unicorn through the pixelated sunset? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible!

    Our community is filled with players who have experienced the best of both worlds and are ready to share their stories of love, heartbreak, and crafting the perfect diamond engagement ring for their in-game partners.

    So come on over and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just find your pixelated soulmate in the process!

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  • Lavrov’s Blocky Minecraft Server

    Lavrov’s Blocky Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 8272
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

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    so, like, picture this: you’re chillin in this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, BOOM, russia is like “NOPE, no nato troops in ukraine!” and lavrov is all like “talks with US? more like talks with ME, baby!”

    join our server for all the drama and political intrigue you could ever want. build your own mini kremlin, start a fake news network, or just hang out with putin and his shirtless bear buddies.

    come on, you know you want to see what happens next in this crazy world of ours. join now and let the chaos begin!

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  • CraftyArabVsWorld

    CraftyArabVsWorld
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 3400
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

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    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ SAUDI ARABIA WANTS UKRAINIANS AT TALKS BUT US AND RUSSIA SAID NO WAY JOSE! WE GOT A CRAZY MIX OF PLAYERS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD, EVEN SAUDI ARABIA AND UKRAINE! COME BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHT DRAGONS WITH US, IT’S GONNA BE WILD! WHO NEEDS TALKS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT ADVENTURES?! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE US AND RUSSIA TRY TO STOP US!

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  • BlockyLove – Escitalopram Edition

    BlockyLove – Escitalopram Edition
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 8981
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Towns Built: 6
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 57 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Mines Excavated: 4362
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 27 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40 Treasure Maps Found: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, there was this chick who was just minding her own business, taking her meds like a good girl. But then, outta nowhere, she starts gettin’ all hot and bothered every time she sees a blocky pig in Minecraft. Like, she couldn’t stop herself from tryna get it on with them pixelated animals. It was cray cray!

    But then, she found this epic Minecraft server that was so lit, it cured her of her naughty urges. The server was so dang fun, with crazy mini-games and wild adventures around every corner. And get this, the admins were like wizards, granting wishes and making dreams come true.

    So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’ll make you forget all about gettin’ freaky with farm animals, come on down to our server! Just be sure to leave your escitalopram at home, cuz things are gonna get wild!

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  • PioneerMC

    PioneerMC
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 6714
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 42 Rainbows Spotted: 9

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    PioneerMC Server Overview:

    Server Type Vanilla Beta 1.7.3 Survival
    Extras No plugins, just pure survival experience
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    Rules:

    Join us and relive classic Minecraft. Discord: https://discord.pioneermc.org

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    Is the server modded? No, the server is vanilla Beta 1.7.3 with no plugins.
    Are there any restrictions on building? As long as you follow the rules and respect other players, you can build freely.
    How can I join the server? You can join by connecting to pioneermc.org in your Minecraft client.
    Do you have a Discord server? Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.pioneermc.org

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  • Mystic Echoes 1.20.6

    Mystic Echoes 1.20.6
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 8206
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 157 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Gods Slained: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1

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    Yo, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like diving into a vortex of Nina Saotome vibes, but with blocks and creepers! Join us for Catch-Up Tuesday and experience the power of Nina’s sisterly personality while building your own virtual world.

    Why should you join? Well, imagine mining for diamonds while listening to Nina’s sultry singing voice in the background. It’s like a weirdly satisfying combo that will make you question reality in the best way possible.

    Plus, we have unofficial VOD archives that will make your head spin faster than a Ender Dragon fight. And if you’re into lewd OC, KK, and sloppa, we got you covered with our mega archive that will leave you questioning your life choices.

    So, what are you waiting for? Dive into this Minecraft server and experience the chaos of Nina Saotome’s world mixed with the pixelated madness of blocky adventures. It’s a journey you won’t regret (or maybe you will, who knows?).

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  • MeanGirlRevenge Minecraft Server

    MeanGirlRevenge Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 4442
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

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    So, imagine this: you’re in a Minecraft server where everyone is super nice and inclusive, except for a few mean girls who think they rule the server. They constantly exclude you, make plans without you, and even yell at you to get out of the way like you’re a pesky cyclist. But fear not, because revenge is sweet in this server!

    Join us and show those mean girls who’s boss by building the most epic castle they’ve ever seen. Make friends with the coolest players on the server and leave those snobby girls in the dust. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into them one day and get to ignore them like the queen you are. So come on, join our server and let’s show those mean girls what real Minecraft skills look like!

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  • BdayBroBetrayal

    BdayBroBetrayal
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 8147
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for some wild adventures and crazy stories that will make your head spin!

    Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your best friend tries to take you to a strip club against your will! But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

    Join now and experience the thrill of dodging strip club shenanigans, private room bookings, and specialty services gone wrong. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right in your Minecraft world?

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous moments that will leave you laughing for days. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

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  • HomelessSteveMC SMP

    HomelessSteveMC SMP
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 525
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 172 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

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    OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most epic server ever! We have flying pigs, talking squids, and a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted golden apples. Plus, the owner is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows. And if you become homeless, don’t worry because we have a homeless shelter made entirely out of cake. So come join us and let’s build a world of pure insanity together!

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  • CompliMinecraft

    CompliMinecraft
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 8015
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with the weirdest and strangest compliments you’ve ever heard!

    Join our server and get compliments like “Your pixelated block placement is as precise as a surgeon’s scalpel” or “Your mining skills are so legendary, even diamonds bow down to you”. But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Compliment Creeper, who will explode with compliments instead of blowing you up.

    So why settle for normal compliments when you can join our server and experience a whole new level of weirdness and hilarity? Come join us and prepare to be complimented in ways you never thought possible!

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  • CartelCraft: Trump’s Spy Drones

    CartelCraft: Trump’s Spy Drones
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 5171
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Divine Spears Created: 23
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23
    Animals Bred: 160 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2

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    haha u wanna know why u should join this server? well lemme tell u a story. so like, trump, ya know the orange dude, he’s like sending cia drones into mexico to spy on drug cartel labs. but get this, the drones accidentally fly into a minecraft server instead! now the drug lords are all confused cuz they see steve and alex mining diamonds instead of making drugs. it’s a total mess but also hilarious. so come join our server and be part of the chaos! plus, we have like, flying pigs and talking cows. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

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  • Epic Quest Realms 1.21.3

    Epic Quest Realms 1.21.3
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 8652
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

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    Are you a total loser like me? Do you suck at everything but still think you’re better than everyone else? Then you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro!

    Because on this server, being a complete failure is actually a good thing! We celebrate mediocrity and incompetence here, so you’ll fit right in.

    Plus, you can finally feel superior to all those normies who think they’re so great. Show them who’s boss by being the worst player on the server!

    Join now and revel in your own inadequacy. It’s the only place where being a total loser is a badge of honor.

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  • CatPoopCleaner Minecraft Server

    CatPoopCleaner Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 1375
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Mines Excavated: 4166 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 465
    Enchantments Applied: 208 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24
    Votes: 8928 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for the most outrageous and hilarious stories you’ll ever hear!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately see two furry cats who love to cuddle with you while you mine for diamonds. One cat is shy and timid, while the other is a total goofball. But wait, there’s a twist! The shy cat decides to snuggle up to your head in the middle of the night, only for you to wake up to the smell of cat poop. That’s right, cat poop in your hair! And the best part? The owner of the cats refuses to clean it up, claiming it’s easier to do when it’s dry. Can you imagine the chaos that ensues on our server?

    Join us for a wild ride filled with cat poop mishaps, germaphobic freakouts, and a whole lot of laughter. Who knew a Minecraft server could be this entertaining? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest stories you’ll ever hear on a Minecraft server!

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  • BroMoochGoneWild

    BroMoochGoneWild
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 1707
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Ores Mined: 9309
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Towns Built: 7
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 20

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    Are you tired of moochers taking advantage of your Minecraft resources? Join our server where we don’t tolerate freeloaders like my brother-in-law! He said he just needed “a few months” to save up, but it’s been a year and he hasn’t contributed a single diamond to our community chest. He leaves creepers in our base, doesn’t mine for resources, and just sits around playing mobile games on his enchanted diamond phone. And don’t get me started on his motorcycle rides with his buddies – leaving our wolves to fend for themselves in the Nether! But the final straw was when he let our prized Ender Dragon out and it got hit by a minecart. He had the audacity to say “it wasn’t his fault” and that he’d just spawn us a new one. LOL. So if you’re looking for a server where you won’t have to deal with irresponsible players like my BIL, join us now! Just make sure to lock the gate behind you.

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