join our server and never grow up! become a minecraft wizard and cast spells on all the noobs who dare to challenge you. we have a secret potion that turns your character into a flying pig, because why not? build a castle made entirely of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal your bling. we even have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited cookies, because who doesn’t love cookies? so come on, join us and never feel like you become an adult, just get older and wiser in the world of minecraft madness!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 97/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 80
Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Players Killed by Monsters: 2442 Enchantments Applied: 115
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Meteorites Collected: 1
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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