EternalEclipse Network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PainfulPunchline – Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Cruel, Cutting, Devastating, emotional, Harsh, HEARTBREAK, Heartbreaking, hurtful, insensitive, Minecraft, PAINFUL, painful conversations, painful experiences, painful memories, painful past, painful quotes, painful relationships, painful truths, painful words, PainfulPunchline, smp, Words

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2730
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SMP FOR THE MOST EPIC AND INSANE FUN EVER! We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts, and unicorns that poop out diamonds! Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will make sure you have the time of your life. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items that only the bravest players can find. So come join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

CraftMastersGuild

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8269
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Are you tired of mining for hours on end in Minecraft just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have diamond-filled caves that literally rain diamonds on you as soon as you step foot inside!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a team of trained pigs that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury in Minecraft like never before! Who needs to mine when you can have everything handed to you on a silver platter (or in this case, a diamond platter)?

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3152
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3405
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	28	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5165
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Void Armor Forged:	29
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2858
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3681	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4524
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5764
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Wilderness Tamed:	18

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4750
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Alien Abductions:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3799
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	133
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1447
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	258433	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5871
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	547
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	206
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4909
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Void Gems Collected:	25
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites

Albendazole, Combination Treatment, cote, Cote d’Ivoire, Crafty, d’ivoire, Human Patients, Ivermectin, Low Sensitivity, Novel Species, PARASITES, trichuriasis, Trichuris incognita

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4620
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

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oN thIs sErver, yOu cAn fInd tHe mOst ePic bUilds aNd tHe cOolest pLayErs arOund. wE’vE gOt mOre dIamonds thAn yOu cAn cOunt aNd mOre eNchantments thAn yOu cAn sHake a sTick aT!

bUt wHat rEally sEts uS aPart iS oUr cRaZy cOmmunity. wE’vE gOt pLayErs frOm aRound tHe wOrld, iNcluding sOme fRom côte d’ivoire! yOu nEver kNow wHat kInd Of aDventures yOu’ll hAve oN oUr sErver.

sO cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous, oUtlandish, aNd oUt Of tHis wOrld MiNeCraft sErver yOu’ll eVer sEe. yOu wOnt rEgret iT, pRomise!

Vanilla Survival Minecraft server

Adventure, blocks, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PC, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3659
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

The owner of the “Vanilla Survival” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Mainkrot.aternos.me

Players:	103/900	Votes:	3315
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3303	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Enchantments Applied:	124	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4