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Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 8952 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 2452 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Crops Grown: | 5076 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret dungeon where you can fight a boss that’s half Ender Dragon, half Spongebob Squarepants. And if you defeat him, you get a pet panda that shoots lasers out of its eyes. I’m not even kidding, bro.
And the best part? Our server has a never-ending argument about whether pineapples belong on pizza or not. It’s like a never-ending cycle of chaos and pineapple chunks. You gotta join just to witness the madness, bro.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bonkers adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.