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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 2245 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Enchantments Applied: | 258 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
I heard they have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow unicorns that fart glitter. Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?
And get this, they have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers are breakdancing to dubstep music. It’s lit AF, fam.
Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden carrot, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato. I’m not even kidding, bro.
So, like, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and prepare to have your mind blown into a million tiny pixelated pieces. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.